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Slippery Phone Case Minecraft SMP

CASE, Minecraft, Phone, phone accessories, phone accessory, phone care, phone case, phone cover, phone discomfort, phone drop protection, phone durability, phone grip, phone handling, phone holder, phone maintenance, phone necessity, phone protection, phone safety, phone security, phone slip prevention, phone usability, Slippery, slippery phone, smp, uncomfortable phone

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Tired of your phone slipping out of your hand like a greased-up pig at a county fair? Well, imagine a Minecraft SMP where everything is so wild and crazy, you’ll need a case on your virtual blocks just to keep them in line! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughs. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a slippery, slidey good time!

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

autistic, Deadlock, Dota 2, friendless, Fun, Furry, Gaming Community, Gay, INCLUSIVE, Losers, Minecraft, multiplayer, normies, online gaming, robocraft, robot friends, rocket league, Server, shut ins, small group, socializing, Vidya games, Virgins

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my fellow friendless virgins, because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a small group of robots who are always down for some epic gaming sessions, whether it’s Deadlock, Dota 2, or Rocket League.

But beware, we have a strict “no normies” policy. That’s right, if you’re a furry faggot or just into general gay shit, this server is not for you. Only the most autistic, friendless losers, and shut-ins are welcome here. So come join us for some epic adventures and make some new robot friends along the way!

Single To Me Minecraft SMP

boyfriend problems, dating challenges, dating drama, dating humor, dating memes, dating preferences, dating struggles, funny dating quotes, interracial couples, interracial dating, Minecraft, mixed race relationships, racial preferences, relationship advice, relationship humor, relationship memes, Relationship Status, single, Single life, smp

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Villages Defended:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is over who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got scandalous love triangles, epic battles over who gets to build the biggest castle, and even a mysterious player who goes by the name “Lil Timmy” causing chaos wherever he goes. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house, then join us today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate or your arch-nemesis in this crazy world of blocks and pixels.

Meedway server Minecraft

bibu, Bosses, Challenges, COOKIES, Dungeons, Magic, meedway, Minecraft, mmorpg, Monsters, Pets

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Votes:	449	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

This is a real MMORPG server in Minecraft!

Aren’t you afraid to plunge into the world of cruel bosses, monsters, dungeons and cute pets?

Then challenges await you!

Download bibu?, and we have cookies with magic)

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Blocky Jokester Minecraft Server

blocky, comedic relief, comedic timing, comedy, comedy sketches, funny dialogue, Funny Moments, funny one liners, funny situations, funny storytelling, humor, humor in conversation, humor in everyday life, humor quotes, humorous anecdotes, humorous observations, jokes, jokester, Laughter, Minecraft, Server, where was the funny, where was the humor, witty banter

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	104	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Animals Bred:	169	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks and fishing for rare items in a pool of lava.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

#gamer, christmas, christmas decorations, Christmas joy, christmas lights, Christmas spirit, christmas tree, Christmas vibes, Festive, HG, holiday celebration, holiday cheer, holiday festivities, holiday magic, holiday movie, holiday season, holiday season vibes, holiday tradition, Hunger Games, Hungry, location, Minecraft, smp, winter wonderland

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Dimension Hops:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, located in the magical land of CHRISTMAS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Santa Claus is our admin! That’s right, jolly old Saint Nick himself is in charge of keeping our server running smoothly. And rumor has it, if you’ve been good this year, he might even drop some extra special loot for you.

2. Our spawn point is a giant gingerbread house! You can literally spawn inside a delicious, edible house. Just try not to eat it all before you start your adventure.

3. The mobs are all decked out in festive attire. Imagine fighting off zombie elves and skeleton reindeer while wearing your best ugly Christmas sweater. It’s a sight to behold.

4. We have a secret portal that leads straight to the North Pole. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into when you step through that magical gateway.

So come join us in our Christmas-themed Minecraft SMP, where the snow is always falling and the holiday cheer never ends. Just make sure to watch out for the Grinch – he’s been known to grief a few builds in his day.

Captain Sailing On Minecraft Server

Battles, captain, codeswitching, course, CREW, Dark, Friends, hard to starboard, healthy waters, lose our way, magic music box, Minecraft, new ones, Newbies, pepes, riggings, sailing, serendipitous, Server, Space, sword, tango

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5728
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Ahoy there, mateys! Do ye seek adventure on the high seas of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server, where the waters are as healthy as a pirate’s diet of rum and grog!

Join us as we embark on epic quests, battling cleaner and rarer foes, and dancing with danger in the dark abyss. With magic music boxes and new pepes to befriend, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So hoist the sails, steer hard to starboard, and prepare for 5 hours of non-stop action. Don’t lose your way this time, or you’ll walk the plank with the ghostly crew!

Join us now, or risk missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Argh, me hearties!

No. 16188781 Minecraft SMP by AnonYmous

ANONYMOUS, art, birb, character design, Colorful, Creative, creature design, digital art, Dragon.., Enchanting, FANTASY, feathers, illustration, Imaginative, MAGICAL, Minecraft, mystical, mythical creatures, Original Character, smp, WHIMSICAL, Wings, witch

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter, birbdragonwitch! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the wild adventures that await you in this server.

First off, our spawn point is guarded by a giant birbdragonwitch who only lets players in if they can do the Macarena dance perfectly. Trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.

Once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who communicate solely in bird calls. Don’t worry, you’ll pick it up in no time. And if you don’t, well, let’s just say the birbdragonwitch might not be too happy about it.

But the real reason you should join birbdragonwitch is for the epic PvP battles that happen every Friday night. Picture this: players riding on flying pigs, shooting fireballs from their eyes, all while wearing witch hats. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join birbdragonwitch today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes and bird call dictionary!

Anime Figures & Manga Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime collectibles, anime culture, anime enthusiast, anime fan, anime fandom, anime figures, anime figurines, anime merchandise, anime merchandise collecting, Anime toys, Collecting, Figures, figurines, hobby, Japanese culture, Manga, Manga collection, Manga collector, manga lover, manga series, Minecraft, Otaku, Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your love for anime figures and manga? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole section dedicated to showcasing your epic collection of waifus and husbando figures! Build your own anime shrine and show off your otaku pride to the whole server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Manga Madness” event, where players must battle it out in epic PvP matches using only their favorite manga volumes as weapons. Will you be able to defeat your enemies with the power of Naruto or will you succumb to the might of One Piece?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where anime and Minecraft collide in the most epic and hilarious ways possible! Plus, who knows, you might even find a fellow anime lover to trade figures with or discuss the latest episodes of your favorite anime series. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku shine!

Ban Hammer Minecraft SMP

Ban, banned users, forum bans, forum moderation, forum rules, G.., germany, hammer, internet anonymity, internet culture, internet drama, internet etiquette, internet subcultures, internet trolling, Minecraft, online bans, online behavior, online communities, online forums, online mischief, online troublemakers, range banned, smp, trolling tactics

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	158	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magic Items Found:	7394

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a server-wide treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life llama delivered to your doorstep?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, where players trade rare items like enchanted golden carrots for magical powers. And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally turned the entire server into a giant potato farm.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky range bans from Germany.