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we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? the choice is yours.
if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. it’s said to be guarded by a pack of wild llamas who have a taste for human flesh. are you up for the challenge?
so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen. just watch out for those burping babies and power-hungry chickens!
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Join us for the launch of CurlySMP and be one of the first to play on the server. The server is on version 1.20.1 and will remain this way for the foreseeable future.
We envision CurlySMP becoming a thriving community with a variety of player-chosen mods. There will be periodic resets to introduce new modpacks and keep the gameplay fresh.
Beginning Mods
Artifacts
Create
Framed Blocks
Iron Chests
Iron spells n spellbooks
Lootr
Simple Voice Chat
Drawers
Join Us Now
The server is currently open to all players and not whitelisted. Feel free to join the Discord community here.
FAQ
Are there any banned mods?
No, there are no banned mods on CurlySMP. However, griefing and malicious behavior are not allowed.
How often does the world border expand?
The world border expands weekly, allowing players to explore new areas and discover new mods.
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