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The Christpill Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6026
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ores Mined:	2010

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	120	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	8823
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	147

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with a Ghast” and “Parkour on a Moving Minecart”. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try our infamous “Lava Maze Challenge” where the floor is literally lava!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared to laugh, scream, and maybe even cry tears of joy as you embark on the most ridiculous journey of your Minecraft life.

Blocky Booboo’s Banana Bonanza

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ores Mined:	5505	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look out! Because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil zombie clowns with explosive watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow cheese and defend it from an army of angry llamas armed with banana guns.

But that’s not all! Take part in our legendary Disco Pig Dance Party where pigs dressed in glittering disco outfits show off their best dance moves. Or embark on a quest to find the mystical Unicorn Bacon hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Creepers: Where Antichrist’s Jewish Escape Plan Begins

antichrist, Antichrists, Apocalypse, Begins.., biblical prophecy, Crafty, CREEPERS, end times, Escape, Eschatology, iran, Jewish, Jewish community, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Plan, Prophecy, religious beliefs, religious conflict, religious extremism, religious freedom, religious migration, religious persecution, religious prophecy, religious tolerance

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Crops Grown:	8736
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a blast like never before! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Jews out of Iran will follow the Antichrist on our server! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly the sky turns red and the ground starts shaking. Out of nowhere, a group of Jews from Iran appear, ready to follow the Antichrist and cause chaos in the game. It’s a wild ride, filled with unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against mythical creatures, build the craziest structures you can imagine, and even ride a unicorn into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend on our server!

Crafting Wizards: Magic Arena Madness

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Looking for a server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and LOLZ galore!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a realm where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies break out into dance parties. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that he’s learning how to do the floss dance just to impress our players. And if that’s not a reason to join, I don’t know what is!

So come on down to our server and let’s ROFL our way through the world of Minecraft together. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await us? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your pickaxe, because things are about to get EPIC!

CraftyGirl3x LOLz Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6543
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	242
Farms Harvested:	610	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is as intense as a soap opera!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of girl texting you 3 times and the chaos that ensues when you get overexcited and tell everyone about your girlfriend. But beware, because just like in real life, girl might stop texting you and suddenly everyone is asking about your girlfriend and you’re left wondering what to do next!

But fear not, on our server, you can escape the awkwardness of real life by diving into the world of Minecraft where you can build, explore, and craft your way through any relationship drama. So come join us for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than a creeper explosion!

SlimeCraft: Where Anime meets Minecraft!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	732
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Evil Elf Tats Perspective Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and mischief is always afoot!

Join us if you want to experience a world where evil elves roam freely, causing mayhem and spreading glitter everywhere they go. But beware, these elves are not your typical cute creatures – they have tattoos that give them special powers and make them extra mischievous.

On our server, you can embark on quests to collect rare tattoo ink that will give you special abilities, like the power to turn your enemies into tiny elves or summon a herd of rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.

But be careful, because the evil elf queen is always watching, ready to challenge you to a dance-off or a game of hide and seek to test your skills.

So come join us on Evil Elf Tats Perspective and let your inner mischief-maker run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Crafty Creeper Cove: Where Villagers Trade Diamonds for Potatoes

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the craziest adventures await you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… There are 59 JEWS IN ACRE on this server! That’s right, you won’t find that anywhere else!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs with top hats, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every player who joins our server gets their very own pet dragon to ride into battle! Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a fire-breathing beast, ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Builders Bonanza – ‘/ag/ – Architecture General’

Aesthetic, Architecture, blocky, bonanza, Builders, chuuba, Community, Creative, design, discussion, Embernada, Emburger, Food, general, inspiration, Literature, McEmbers, menu, Order, Rentry, Restaurant, Seasonal, Thread

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

Welcome to McEmbers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old food options? Well, look no further! Here at McEmbers, we serve up the delicious Emburger and the seasonal Embernada! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba Rentry and the mind-blowing Literature Rentry. These are not your average attractions, folks. These will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.

Oh, and did we mention the previous thread? Yeah, we’ve got that too. And let’s just say, things got pretty wild over there. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as it is delicious, look no further than McEmbers. Join us today and let the fun begin!

CraftyCreeper’s LOLz Adventure: Paper Mario Edition

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9637
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other? Join our server and explore a world filled with magic, mystery, and mayhem!

Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creeper? Well, on our server, you can do just that!

Looking for a challenge? Our Pixelmon gym leaders are no joke – defeat them and earn legendary loot that will make you the envy of all your friends!

But that’s not all! Join our server and you might just stumble upon the secret diamond mine rumored to be guarded by a dragon! Will you be brave enough to face the fire-breathing beast and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and craft your own legend in the world of Minecraft!

AI Redstone Revolution: Where Liberal Bots Rule Reddit!

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Magic Items Found:	7087	Enchantments Applied:	59
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of those pesky liberal bots on Reddit! Our server is a safe haven for all RIGHT WING players who are tired of being attacked for their beliefs.

Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the wrath of the AI overlords. Show off your CONSERVATIVE pride by constructing monuments dedicated to your favorite political figures.

But beware, the AI bots have infiltrated our server and will stop at nothing to bring you down. Use your ULTIMATE building skills to outsmart them and rise to the top as the most powerful player in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and take a stand against the tyranny of the liberal bots! Let’s make Minecraft great again!

LOLcraft: The World Needs More of This!

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	879	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

THIS!!! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most EPIC way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our community is filled with unicorns and leprechauns who are always ready to party with you in our disco-themed villages.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride giant chickens into battle against evil zombie pandas and skeleton llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted hot tub where all your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most INSANE Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, THE WORLD NEEDS MORE OF THIS!