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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 6026 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 41 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 2010 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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