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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 7601 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 6728 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 8613 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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