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| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 512 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 420 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Mines Excavated: | 3249 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!
