Serious MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

What the Block?!

adaptation, #premise, INSANE, Anime, Gainax’s last anime

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or surprises? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Imagine starting off with a simple premise of cute girls playing airsoft, but then BAM! It turns into a wild ride of ultra serious character study. You’ll never know what to expect next on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, it’s like the creators were on a whole other level of creativity. They took a short manga and turned it into a mind-blowing experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. And get this, it’s one of Gainax’s last anime ever! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us on our insane Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of insanity). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Block Party

extremism, PROFESSIONAL, BLOCK, leadership, organization

Are you tired of boring old political parties? Want something more exciting and chaotic? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where the communist parties are throwing epic dance parties and the National Socialist parties are trying to organize a bake sale.

On our server, you can witness the communist parties building giant statues of Karl Marx out of diamond blocks while the National Socialist parties are busy arguing over who gets to be the leader of their faction.

But that’s not all! Join us for epic battles where the communist parties fight with pickaxes and the National Socialist parties try to defend their territory with… well, not much.

So why settle for boring political parties when you can join the madness on our Minecraft server? Come join us today and experience the craziest political showdown you’ve ever seen!

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Flare SMP: Where the only thing on fire is your passion for blocks!

FLARE, germany, blocks, elden ring, international community

Server Name:	Flare Community SMP
Founder:	Antimony_Sb
Features:	Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations
Language:	English (server leadership and some players are from Germany)
Upcoming Features:	Jump and Run courses, In-game Wiki, Daily login rewards, Vote rewards

FAQ

1. How can I join the Flare Community SMP server?

To join the server, you can use the discord link provided in the founder’s profile. Simply join the discord server for more information on how to connect.

2. What sets Flare Community SMP apart from a Vanilla Minecraft server?

Some features that differentiate Flare Community SMP from Vanilla include Dynmap, Bolt for protection, mcMMO for leveling skills, GSit for sitting, custom death messages, pets, cosmetics, decorations, and more.

3. Is the primary language spoken on the server English?

Yes, the primary language on Flare Community SMP is English, although there are players and leadership from Germany as well.

4. What upcoming features can players expect on the server?

Players can look forward to Jump and Run courses, an in-game Wiki for plugin functions, daily login rewards, and vote rewards in the future.

5. Are there plans for additional servers within the Flare Community?

Yes, in addition to the SMP server, a second server called “Flare Adventures” is being developed, offering a classic MMORPG player experience inspired by WoW, Elden Ring, and other major influences.

SeriousCraft: Where even the creepers can’t stop laughing

looking for, STOP, cute, hello r9k, very serious

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where simping is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! That’s right, we’re looking for someone to simp for and give us purpose in this crazy blocky world.

Whether you’re a guy, gal, or even a blocky creature, we don’t discriminate! Just bring your best simping skills and get ready to have a blast with us. Who knows, you might just find your perfect simp partner and embark on epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the simping begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Squidward’s Block Party: Where Minecraft meets Bikini Bottom!

BLOCK, Squidwards, Party, humor, long trail

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is as dull as a potato? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with characters that will make Squidward Tentacles look like the life of the party! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more drama than a soap opera. Who knows, you might even run into a player who communicates solely through clarinet music. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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SeriousCraft: Where we pretend to be serious but end up trolling each other anyway

Phenomenon, astronomical, rare event, eclipse, solar eclipse

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old views? Well, look no further because on our server, you can witness the most epic eclipse over the USA that will blow your mind! And forget about those lame black and white copies, we’ve got the real deal here. Join us for a once in a lifetime experience that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little blinded, but it’s totally worth it). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and witness the eclipse of a lifetime!

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Crafty Politicians: Where Even Creepers Smile in Official Portraits

Official, portraits, deaths, serious, man of substance

Looking for a Minecraft server that screams “I’m serious and don’t mess around”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you stone-cold gamers out there.

Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.

So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.

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ZombieCraft: When Resident Evil 4 Remake Drops!

pawn AI, remake, inertia, clunky controls, Resident Evil 4 Remake

Are you tired of e-celebs and their fake reviews? Are you looking for a Minecraft server where the residents are not afraid to speak their minds and have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of Resident Evil 4 Remake discussions, where we laugh at all the haters who were proved wrong about the game. No need to worry about bad “realistic” movement or enemies hitting you too hard and fast – we’ve got it all covered.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Dragon’s Smegma 2, where e-celebs defend the game like it’s their life’s mission. Laugh at the clunky controls and the lack of enemy variety, while still enjoying the easy gameplay and lack of effort put into improving the game.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that come with every new game release. If /v/ shills a game, it will be shit – but if /v/ hates a game, it will be great on our server!

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Puppy Pwners Paradise

INFORMATION, Disturbing, animal cruelty, harmful behavior, sick

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this guy’s Reddit posts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to team up with players who are just as crazy as this dog-killing, degenerate-loving Redditor. Who knows, you might even uncover some juicy gossip that will make you question humanity itself. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft a little more insane together!

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Chad’s Minecraft Mansion: Where the Hate for Virgins is Unreal!

Jealousy, Resentment, Minecraft, hate, MANSION

Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin and getting hate from the Chads of the blocky world? Well, fear no more because our server is the ultimate safe haven for all the Minecraft virgins out there! Join us and experience a world where the Chads are too busy flexing their blocky muscles to bother with us mere mortals. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all Chad energy, so you can mine and build in peace without any fear of Chad attacks. So come on, join us and leave those Chad haters in the dust!

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