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GuacCraft: Where Mexican-American Women Rule the Minecraft World!

Community, culture, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, GOATED., GuacCraft, heritage, Hispanic, Identity, latina, Mexican-American, mexicanamerican, Minecraft, Minority, pride, representation, role models, rule, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Strong Women, Women, world

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Votes:	4934	Dimension Hops:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Are Mexican-American women goated? Well, on our Minecraft server, they sure are! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes where you’ll encounter fierce warrior queens, expert builders, and taco-loving redstone wizards. Our community is as spicy as a jalapeño margarita, with events like llama rodeos, salsa dance-offs, and piñata parties. So come on down and see for yourself why our Mexican-American women are the true MVPs of the blocky world! Viva la Minecraft! 🌮🎉🇲🇽

MidnightCarMinecraftMadness

army of darkness, backseat, Beer, blanket, CAR, comfy, Evil Dead 2, front seats, garage, going out, horror films, ISOLATED, laptop, midnight, MidnightCarMinecraftMadness, pillows, pitch black, spooky, trail mix, Waiting, Water

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Animals Bred:	149
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Are you tired of watching horror movies alone in your car in the dark garage? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate horror adventure with your friends!

Picture this: instead of being alone in your car, you and your buddies can explore haunted mansions, creepy caves, and spooky forests together. Build your own fortress to protect yourselves from the undead and other terrifying creatures that lurk in the shadows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with special mods that will make your heart race and your palms sweat. From jump scares to sudden ambushes, you never know what’s waiting for you around the corner.

So why wait until midnight to get your horror fix? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of survival in a world where every block could be your last. Who needs Evil Dead 2 when you have our server to keep you on the edge of your seat?

ToldYaCraft: Where even the blocks have attitude!

1. I told you so, 10. prediction, 11. proof, 12. hindsight is 20/20, 13. I knew it, 14. I was right, 15. told ya so, 16. I warned you, 17. I knew this would happen, 18. I saw it coming, 19. I called it, 2. fucking, 20. I told you this would happen., 3. I fucking told you so, 4. told you so, 5. warning, 6. hindsight, 7. lesson learned, 8. validation, 9. vindication, attitude, blocks, ToldYaCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Animals Bred:	150	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow and we love it!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.

UnfairCraft: Where everything is totally fair and definitely not rigged, we promise

anger, Disappointment, discrimination, fair, fed up, feeling cheated, feeling let down, feeling slighted, feeling wronged, Frustration, INEQUALITY, injustice, life isn’t fair, mistreatment, not fair, pissed off, Promise, RAGE, RIGGED, Totally, treated poorly, UNFAIR, UnfairCraft, unfairness, Upset

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of fair! Join us for a wild ride where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all. But don’t worry, those pigs are just our friendly neighborhood thieves looking to add some chaos to your mining experience.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees have faces and tell the most ridiculous jokes? Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rainbow-colored sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a crown made out of actual cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Fairness is overrated, come join the chaos!

Crushing Cores and Dreams since 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Cores, Crushing, dreams, Minigames

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Emeralds Found:	4000	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Address	playctc.us
Description	A minigame server called CTC (Crush the Core) where players select kits with custom abilities, capture the center to gain the “core crusher” diamond pickaxe, and destroy the other team’s obsidian to win.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is CTC?

CTC stands for Crush the Core, a minigame on the server where players compete to destroy the other team’s obsidian.

How do I play CTC?

To play CTC, join the server at playctc.us, select a kit with custom abilities, capture the center to gain the “core crusher” diamond pickaxe, and destroy the other team’s obsidian at their base to win.

Can I manipulate the landscape in CTC?

Yes, unlike Overwatch, CTC allows players to manipulate the landscape, making the gameplay more interesting and fun.

Is there a map reset in CTC?

Yes, after a team wins by destroying the other team’s obsidian, the map resets and players start a new round of CTC.

Mine Down Under VS Hypixel

Australian, Chestshop, Community, crossplay, Currency, Discord, Economy, Friendly, Griefprevention, market, Npcs, Plugins, PvE, quality of life, Quests, rules, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Teleport, Wilderness

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6443
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Hypixel VS Mine Down Under

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of minigames	Can experience lag due to high player count
Regular updates and events	Can feel impersonal due to size

Mine Down Under

Pros	Cons
Australian server with friendly community	Smaller player base
Semi-vanilla experience	Limited minigames compared to Hypixel
Plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life	May not appeal to players looking for intense PvP or minigames

FAQ

Q: Which server has more players?

A: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Mine Down Under.

Q: Can I play on Mine Down Under with Bedrock edition?

A: Yes, Mine Down Under has crossplay compatibility with both Java and Bedrock editions.

Q: Are there regular updates on Mine Down Under?

A: Updates vary but the server owner is active and adding new features.

Off Topic Craft: Where Threads Come to Die

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos, mayhem, and absolute nonsense? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off an army of zombie chickens. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Friday night to challenge players to a dance-off.

So why waste your time on boring, normal servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!

Hopcraft: Where Cel hops into your heart and builds your dreams! LOL

adorable, animal, Builds, Bunny, Cel, cuddly, cute, dreams, Edition, Fluffy, Fun, Furry, Happy, Heart, HopCraft, HOPPY, Hops, Joyful, lol, love, pet, playful, Rabbit, SWEET

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9368	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Are you ready to hop into a world of pure awesomeness? Our Minecraft server is like no other, with magical bunnies that will literally hop into your heart and make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride giant bunnies into battle, build castles made entirely out of carrots, and compete in bunny racing tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bunny slippers!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunny disco where you can dance the night away with your fluffy friends. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on Cel – Hops into your heart edition and let the bunny madness begin!

Play CTC

base, capture the center, Competition, core crusher, crush the core, custom abilities, Custom Map, Diamond, diamond pickaxe, Gaming, Kit, Minecraft, Minigame, multiplayer, obsidian, Play CTC, PvP, Reset, Server, TEAM

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Animals Bred:	102

Please join my server it’s a really cool minigame i’ve been working on for like 5 years I just want someone to play with.

CTC is a minigame (crush the core) in which you select a kit with custom abilities.Then, you capture the center and gain the “core crusher” which is a diamond pickaxe.Finally, you must destroy the other teams obsidian which is at their base to win.

Then the map resets and you do it all again.

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JesusCraft: Where miracles happen…and creepers explode!

christian music, Christianity, Come To Jesus, comfort, CREEPERS, encouragement, explode, FAITH, grace, guidance, happen…and, Hope, inspirational video, JesusCraft, Lord’s protection, Love of God, miracles, Peace, Redemption, salvation, spiritual growth, strength, Surrender, trust in God, Worship

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	137	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast Minecraft world, constantly fearing for your pixelated life? Fear no more, for our server offers the ultimate protection from all evil mobs and griefers! Join us and bask in the warm glow of the Lord’s protection, as you build your blocky empire without a care in the world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually blessed by Notch himself, the almighty creator of Minecraft. Legend has it that he personally handpicked each player to join our server, ensuring only the most worthy and skilled builders can call it home.

So what are you waiting for, anon? Join us now and experience the divine protection of the Lord while crafting your wildest dreams in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch himself flying around on a diamond-encrusted pig!