BlockyBlingLand

BlockyBlingLand, custom furniture, custom shoes, designer clothes, Dream House, exclusive memberships, exotic vacation, expensive jewelry, extravagant parties, fine art, gourmet meals, high-end electronics, high-end skincare, luxury car, luxury handbags, luxury watch, private jet, rare collectibles, Spa treatments, top-tier wines, Yacht

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8805	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

If money weren’t an issue, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Legend has it that our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. So come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity)!

FlamingLandingGear Minecraft Server

Air Canada, aircraft, Airport, Aviation, CREW, emergency landing, emergency response, evacuation, flames, FlamingLandingGear, Flight, Incident, landing gear issue, Minecraft, News, Passengers, Report, runway, Safety, Server, Transportation, travel, travel disruption

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

so, like, this server is lit AF, just like that Air Canada flight that had flames coming out of it. but don’t worry, our server won’t crash and burn like that plane did. we have the sickest landing gear in all of Minecraft land.

join us if you wanna experience the thrill of a lifetime, just like those passengers on that flight. except instead of flames, you’ll be surrounded by epic builds and crazy adventures. trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

so come on, hop on board and let’s take off into the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. just make sure to buckle up, because things are gonna get bumpy in the best way possible.

MerzCraft: Musk Slammer – No AfD Allowed!

afd, Allowed, billionaire, Candidate, chancellor, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, criticism, dw, election, German, germany, Government, Merz, MerzCraft, Musk, opposition, Politics, Slammer, Slams, Stance, Statement, Technology

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5095
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

so, like, u know how german politics can be a bit of a snoozefest, right? well, not on this server, fam! we got merz, the german chancellor candidate, straight up SLAMMIN’ musk over some afD stance. like, who even knew these two would be beefin’ in the minecraft world, right? come join us for some epic drama and political intrigue, cuz this server is lit AF! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot. don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the madness!

Warped

application, Collaborative, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Fabric, Friendly, hermitcraft, instagram, Join, Minecraft, Minigames, Player Base, Respect, smp, Survival, Trust, Vanilla, warped, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4411
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Welcome to Warped SMP

About Us

Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

Server Information

Server Type	Semi-vanilla, Hermitcraft-inspired
Server Reset	No plan for reset currently
Mods/Addons	Quality-of-life datapacks only, no game-changing addons

Community

We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect

Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum. We ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

Join our discord HERE and apply!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server strictly vanilla?	No, we use quality-of-life datapacks but avoid game-changing addons.
Are there server-wide events?	Yes, we have frequent group projects, minigames, and server-wide events.
Is there a plan for server reset?	Currently, there are no plans for a server reset.
How can I join the server?	Join our discord and follow the application process.

Lost in Pixel Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, addiction, addiction recovery, dark desires, desensitization, explicit content, extreme porn, gooning, Gore, graphic content, Land, Lost, mental health, mental health awareness, PIXEL, porn addiction, seeking help, seeking support, seeking therapy, self reflection, self-control, self-destructive behavior, taboo, unhealthy habits

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! Forget about the real world, come get lost in a pixelated wonderland where you can build whatever the heck you want.

We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community that’s as wacky as they come. And get this, we even have a special “gore” section where you can build your very own sliced-open anus if that’s your thing.

So if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to unleash your inner freak, come join us and let’s goon together in Minecraft madness!

GrandadCraft: AITA Edition

advice, aita, Blame, Boyfriend, Comments.., Communication, Conflict, different race, Edgy, Edition, family, grandad, GrandadCraft, Impress, interracial relationship, Meeting, Nervous, prejudice, racism, stupid, Upset, Warning

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and endless fun.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses. It became the talk of the town and even the llamas in-game were jealous of its style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper bust a move to some funky tunes.

So, if you’re looking for a place where prejudice and drama don’t exist, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find a llama wearing sunglasses waiting to welcome you with open arms.

TravelingBucketList21 Minecraft SMP

Adventure, bucket list, Destination, dream destinations, dream vacation, exotic locations, Explore, globe-trotting, Minecraft, must-see places, next year, smp, travel, travel goals, travel inspiration, travel plans, travel wishlist, TravelingBucketList21, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust adventures, wanderlust destinations

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3295
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Secret Passages Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing ever! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party every Friday night. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that happen on this server. So pack your bags, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the ride of your life!

CraftyBucks: $100orLess

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Have you ever spent $100 on a Minecraft server that changed your life forever? Well, get ready to experience the ultimate virtual adventure on our server!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pig, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it. But beware, the pig is guarded by an army of zombie chickens and exploding sheep!

For just $100, you’ll have access to exclusive perks like riding a rainbow unicorn through the enchanted forest, battling evil villagers in epic PvP battles, and even taming a dragon to ride into battle.

So why waste your money on boring stuff when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams on our server? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyComrades Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of russia and build your own virtual world! we promise no casualties here, just pure fun and creativity! our server is so lit, even syrskyi would approve! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet polar bear to protect your base from any invading armies! who needs russia when you can have a blast with us?! join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

RuinedSynagogueCraft

2.., 700-year-old, Access, Ancient, Assad, Community, Conflict, cultural heritage, damascus, Fall, historical site, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minority, preservation, Religious, restoration, ruined, RuinedSynagogueCraft, synagogue, Syria, War

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Emeralds Found:	1625
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can explore a 2,700-year-old Damascus synagogue cuz Assad fell and now it’s open for bizness! Only 9 Jews remain but they’re throwin’ a party and u don’t wanna miss out, do ya? Build ur own synagogue or just chill with the last remaining Jews, it’s gonna be lit fam. Plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasures and secret passages waiting to be discovered. So what u waitin’ for? Join now before the synagogue gets too crowded with all the cool kids!

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