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ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Farms Harvested:	579

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4424
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	100	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mines Excavated:	4870	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	624
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Void Gems Collected:	27
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Emeralds Found:	7065
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Magic Items Found:	4561	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Endless Night Skies:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Crops Grown:	5424	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8701
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2546	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	New Chunks Explored:	121149
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.