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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 7136 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 28 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Join our server if you want to face off against the evil Sheep Overlord, who commands an army of woolly warriors to take over the land. Or maybe you’d prefer to challenge the dreaded Chicken Mafia, who rule the underground chicken fighting ring with an iron beak.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has retired from terrorizing the realm and is now running a cozy bed and breakfast for weary travelers. And don’t even get us started on the mischievous Llama Bandits, who steal all the llamas in sight just for kicks.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you fight against villains that are more absurd than a pig riding a spider? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges in the blocky world!
