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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 6971 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3087 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Join us and be the first player to have 20+ diamond blocks, three enchanted swords, and a parrot named Brian Callahan. We stick with our starting QBs like glue, just like the Titans sticking with Will Levis (sorry, Sam Darnold).
Jerry Jones may have no regrets about not signing Derrick Henry, but you’ll regret not joining our server when you see Cowboys players talking about playing “little league football” and accusing other teams of playing dirty.
But don’t worry, we’ve got the GOAT Sean Payton on our side, hyping up players like Bo Nix and making sure everyone knows that Skylar Thompson’s chest injury won’t hold him back from dominating the game.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your Minecraft skills while we cheer on the Rams (because who needs Patrick Mahomes when you’ve got a diamond sword?) Go Rams!