A new take on your average lifesteal server…Play on a custom generated overworld map, with featurescreated and added for your benefit such as a Balanced Economyand Quality of life plugins.
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A new take on your average lifesteal server…Play on a custom generated overworld map, with featurescreated and added for your benefit such as a Balanced Economyand Quality of life plugins.
Discord:Click here
Server Type | SMP (Survival Multiplayer) |
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Compatibility | Bedrock and Java |
Mods/Plugins | Terralith world gen mod, /home, /tpa, tree cutting datapack, claims, etc. |
Additional Features | Voice chat, dynmap, Discord integration |
Question | Answer |
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How many players are usually online? | About 10-15 players regularly, from different time zones. |
Do I need to have any specific mods installed to join? | No, most mods/plugins are server-side. |
Is PvP allowed on the server? | PvP rules may vary, check with server admins or rules. |
Can I join with my friends together? | Yes, you can invite friends to join the server. |
How can I connect to the server? | For Java, use: play.slapstuck.net | For Bedrock, visit: https://slapstuck.net |
Join our Discord server for more information and updates: https://discord.gg/K8sCPb45Sg
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle. The other players were so impressed that they all started a chicken-pig army and conquered the entire server. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the insanity that awaits you on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking llama who gives out quests. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs mainstream modern vidyas when you have us?
Join us for outrageous adventures, insane battles, and hilarious moments as you navigate through the Terastal Debut chapter. Will you emerge victorious against Aoki? Will you be able to save the eatery from virtual bankruptcy? The only way to find out is by joining our server and experiencing the madness for yourself!
Imagine logging on to our server and finding your friend attempting to cook a gourmet meal for their sick mom, only to create a disaster that would make Gordon Ramsay cry. From measly portions of bolognese to cottage pies fit for sparrows, the kitchen is always a battlefield on our server.
But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our on-call cooks ready to swoop in and save the day. Just like in real life, sometimes you just need to call in the professionals to clean up the mess and whip up a masterpiece in under an hour.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the drama of a kitchen nightmare and still come out on top as the hero? Don’t be afraid to stir the pot and show off your cooking skills, just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that come with it.
Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our culinary Minecraft world!
Our server is filled with hidden traps, devious puzzles, and sneaky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times. But don’t worry, we also have plenty of rewards for those brave enough to conquer the dangers lurking around every corner.
Rumor has it that there is a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a fearsome dragon who only reveals itself to the most cunning and skilled players. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize and become the stuff of legends?
So come join us on our server and test your Minecraft skills like never before. Just remember, looks can be deceiving, and what seems safe may just be the thing that ends your game in a hilarious and unexpected way. See you in the game, if you dare!
Join our server and experience the craziest, wildest, most off-the-wall adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you can find the elusive Rainbow Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! And remember, “Get a load of this guy” means something totally different at a sperm bank.