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PixelCraft: Where even the creepers are professional table makers!
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Sylph-Tech
2025, andesite age, Automation, Bosses, Discord, efforts, Exploration, Ip:, January 5th., Join, long term, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, modpacks, Progression, Server, space age, SylphTech, Treasures, world
Sylph-Tech Minecraft Server – Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond
World Start Date January 5th, 2025
Discord https://discord.gg/HqAy6Ksg
Server IP minecraft.sylph-tech.com
Modpack Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond
Overview:
Sylph-Tech welcomes you to Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond! This modpack offers a quest based progression system revolving around tiers of Create. Start off in the andesite age and end up in the space age! While there is much to gain from exploration and figuring out ways to automate stuff, beware of the dragons! Maybe some magic will help you overcome their deadly breath? Defeat the various bosses and reap treasures worthy of your efforts!
FAQ:
Q: How do I join the server?
A: You can join the server by using the server IP: minecraft.sylph-tech.com
Q: When did the world start?
A: The world started on January 5th, 2025.
Q: Where can I find more information about the modpack?
A: You can visit the modpack page on CurseForge: Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

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Shon’s Adventure Realm 1.20
Adventure, asmr, board rules, Clips, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Links, managerotis, Otis, Platform, Realm, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, Thread, twitch, twitter, VOD
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Shondo the boss! Fallenshadow is our hard-working schizo loli queen who loves her husbands and Twitch streams. Treat her well or face the consequences! Check out her ASMR and VOD Youtube channels, plus her Ribbon Cage videos for some real entertainment. Follow her on Twitter and keep up with her crazy schedule. Don’t forget to follow global and board rules, or you might get a surprise! Ignore, report, and hide the shitposters for an easier time. Previous thread got nothing on us, so jump in and join the madness!

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CraftyNotBuyer Minecraft Server
accessories, antique weaving loom, begging, Buyer, consent, CraftyNotBuyer, Disrespect, Interaction, interested parties, marketplace, Minecraft, odd, Off, Pick up, price, screwed around, Seller, Server, stolen item, working condition
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BagHuntPeakTimeGF
BagHuntPeakTimeGF, bags, chaotic traffic, city traffic, DRIVE, gf, La, Last Day, long hours, manhattan, peak hours, Promotion, refusing, Request, tired, traffic congestion, Unhappy, unreasonable request, working shift
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of chaotic traffic and unreasonable requests? Look no further! Join our server and escape the madness of real life by building your own world where you make the rules.
We promise not to ask you to drive across town for merch bags at the last minute, especially when you’ve just woken up from a long shift. Our server is a safe haven where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity run wild.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama city!
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New Server IP
NeverDigStraightDown – Minecraft SMP
forgiveness, growth mindset., inner peace, learn from mistakes, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, mistake, moving forward, never repeat, NeverDigStraightDown, past mistakes, personal growth, Positive Change, Reflection, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff and let’s just say it did not end well. But on this server, they have flying pigs that you can ride safely, so you’ll never make that mistake again! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a hot tub made of lava. And the best part is, every time you die, a magical unicorn appears to revive you with a rainbow potion. So come join us and never make the same mistake twice, unless you want to, because who cares, it’s all about having fun, right? LOL!

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NoBeefNoEatMC
animal consumption, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, culinary boundaries, cultural taboos, dietary restrictions, environmental impact, ethical eating, exotic meats, food choices, food preferences, global cuisine, meat alternatives, Moral values, NoBeefNoEatMC, personal beliefs, plant based diet, traditional dishes, veganism, vegetarianism
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is boring old pork chops and steak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a rule that you can only eat…wait for it…SPIDER EYES! That’s right, no more boring old meat for you, only the finest delicacies straight from the depths of the mines.
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And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party quite like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t eat the pork chops, go for the spider eyes instead!

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LouvreLand Minecraft Server
art museums, cultural attractions, cultural heritage, entrance fee, european union, foreign tourists, French President, historical sites, International visitors, LouvreLand, Macron, Minecraft, museum admission, Non EU visitors, Paris Louvre Museum, price increase, Server, sightseeing attractions, ticket prices, tourism, tourist destinations, travel expenses, visitor fees
so like, if you wanna avoid paying crazy entrance fees at the Louvre Museum in Paris, just join our epic Minecraft server instead! we got all the art you could ever want, but like, in block form. Macron himself said it’s way better than the real thing, plus you don’t have to deal with all those pesky tourists. come hang out with us and be a blocky art connoisseur!

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HolocaustHavocMC
CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Disrupting, DiSRuPtiON, EJECTED, Europe, european parliament, extremism, far right, far-right politician, History, Holocaust, HolocaustHavocMC, meps, nationalism, Poland, Polish, Political, politician, Radical, Tribute
so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got this dude from poland who got kicked out for being too crazy, like disrupting some tribute or whatever. but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just some good ol’ minecraft fun. come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, what more could you ask for? join now and let’s get this party started!

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New Server IP
Beaver Invasion: The Real Pandemic
beaver, beaver invasion, beaver takeover, beavers, Crisis, DISASTER MOVIE, ecological threat, environmental disaster, environmental impact, fictional crisis, global crisis, Invasion, Movie, movie industry, pandemic, pandemic film, Pandemic movies, real, real crisis, water contamination, Water Crisis, water supply, wildlife takeover
join our epic minecraft server where beavers have taken over the water supply and are causing chaos! build your own dam to protect yourself from the furry menaces and see who can create the biggest one! but watch out, the beavers are sneaky and will stop at nothing to flood your creations. team up with other players to take down the beaver king and restore peace to the land. with custom plugins and mini-games, this server will have you laughing and crying as you battle against the ultimate enemy: nature’s engineers. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the beaver apocalypse!

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Maxwell’s Space Disco | Marko’s Realm
disco, Displacement Current, Electromagnetic Field, Electromagnetic Phenomena, Electromagnetic Wave Propagation, electromagnetism, Experimental Study, high frequency, Markos, Markoulakis, maxwell, Maxwells, Near-Field, Nonlocal, PHYSICS., Possibly Superluminal, Quantum Mechanics, Realm, research paper, scientific investigation, Space, speed of light, Spherical Capacitor, wave theory
join this server if you want to experience the most mind-bending, reality-warping, dimension-shifting Minecraft adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, you’ll swear you’re experiencing nonlocal or possibly superluminal maxwell displacement current in real life!
imagine building a spherical capacitor in Minecraft and suddenly finding yourself in the near-field of it, feeling the electric energy pulsing through your veins. you’ll be teleporting through dimensions, battling aliens, and crafting weapons that defy the laws of physics.
our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then join us now! who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of your screen.

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World Start Date	January 5th, 2025
Discord	https://discord.gg/HqAy6Ksg
Server IP	minecraft.sylph-tech.com
Modpack	Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Sylph-Tech Minecraft Server – Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Overview:

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

Q: When did the world start?

Q: Where can I find more information about the modpack?