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PixelCraft: Where even the creepers are professional table makers!

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Are you tired of boring, rigid Minecraft servers with no excitement or creativity? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos!

Our server is built on insanely autistic fakeprecision, making it the most unique and unpredictable server out there. You’ll never know what to expect next, as our content is constantly changing and evolving in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Forget about the typical Minecraft server experience, where everything is predetermined and fixed. On our server, you’ll encounter the most outrageous and mind-boggling challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that even Zuck himself is focused on owning the Gekapselte Turing Machines and their Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar. You won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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SpaceXCrashCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this farmer dude was just minding his own business, tending to his crops and whatnot, when outta nowhere a frickin’ rocket from spacex comes crashing down into his field. like, can you even imagine the chaos?! now he’s all like “i’m gonna sue you, elon musk!” and we’re just here like, why deal with that drama when you can join our minecraft server instead? we promise no rockets will be crashing into your virtual farm, just good times and epic builds. plus, who needs legal action when you can just mine for diamonds and chill with your virtual pals? come join us and leave the rocket drama behind, trust us, it’s outta this world!

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PutinCraft2020

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so, like, imagine this: trump and putin are gonna meet up in moscow on may 9, right? but get this, they ain’t talkin’ politics, they’re playin’ minecraft together on this EPIC server! yep, you heard right, they’re gonna be buildin’ walls and makin’ deals in the virtual world.

join this server and maybe you’ll run into trump and putin, workin’ together to create the biggest, most luxurious minecraft castle you’ve ever seen. who knows, maybe they’ll even let you join in on the fun and help them out.

but be warned, this server is full of surprises and you never know what crazy adventure you’ll stumble upon next. so come on, join us and be a part of this historic meeting of minds in the world of minecraft!

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BlockBuster Cancer Cure

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so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just mining and building and stuff? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! we have discovered a way to repurpose an fda-approved drug to target cancer stem cells in breast cancer. i know, crazy right? but wait, there’s more!

join our server and not only will u have a blast mining and crafting, but u will also be helping to fight cancer! every block u mine, every creeper u kill, is one step closer to finding a cure for breast cancer. plus, our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will keep u on ur toes.

so come join us on this crazy adventure and help us save the world, one block at a time! who knew fighting cancer could be so much fun?

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Ordinary SMP

Minecraft Community Events PVP Builds Redstone Engineer Exploration Resource Pack Cosmetics Trophies Discord Nether City Cottage BlueMap AudioPlayer Simple VoiceChat Dragon Elytra Drops Custom Items, ordinary, smp

Overview

Name Ordinary SMP

Version 1.21.4

Features Vanilla, Whitelisted, Community-Focused, Grief Protection

Mods BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, & more

FAQ

Why join Ordinary SMP?

Join us for an active and diverse player community, server-wide events, custom resource pack, and a high-quality whitelisted experience.

How to join?

You can join us on Discord at https://discord.gg/cscWySYVeR

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Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.4

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Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s lit AF! Why? Because we don’t get offended over anything, even if you suggest weird stuff like pairing up with a blocky black cat! We’re all about that crazy, no-holds-barred fun here! So come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, no judgment zone, bro!

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BlockyBoyfriend Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and leave behind the struggles of being the only one doing housework in your relationship. On our server, everyone pitches in to clean up creeper explosions and cook up some delicious virtual meals. No more feeling like you’re the only one carrying the load – here, everyone pulls their weight (even the virtual cats!).

Imagine a world where your partner doesn’t complain about the state of the virtual wardrobe or leave a pile of virtual laundry for you to deal with. On our server, teamwork makes the dream work, and you’ll never have to hear “still looks like stuff exploded in there” ever again.

So come on in and join us for a stress-free, drama-free Minecraft experience. Who needs a real-life partner when you have a whole virtual community ready to have your back? Let’s build, mine, and adventure together – because on our server, everyone is a team player (even the virtual cats)!

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WeatherCheckMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as the weather on my ill-fated trip with my sibling and their spouse? Look no further than our server! We promise you’ll never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing if you’ll be caught in a torrential downpour of mobs or if you’ll strike gold in a hidden treasure chest. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for not checking the forecast – we thrive on unpredictability!

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like my sibling and their spouse, you may find yourself canceling future group sessions because you feel they’re “unproductive.” But hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell about the time you accused someone of calling you unintelligent over a Minecraft chat.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, always check the weather forecast before logging on – you never know when a storm of creepers might be headed your way!

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New Server IP
HitWonderSMP – Minecraft SMP

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OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and stacks of netherite blocks. And don’t even get me started on the pet creepers we have roaming around, they’re like our own little explosive buddies.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as our favorite mob and have dance parties in the Nether. And every full moon, we sacrifice a stack of emeralds to the Ender Dragon for good luck. It’s totally normal, I swear.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #BestSMPever #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend #PiggyPower

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AccentCraft

AccentCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old accents? Well, look no further because our server has the most attractive accents you’ve ever heard! We’ve got villagers speaking in Shakespearean English, creepers with a French flair, and even Endermen who sound like they just stepped off the set of a telenovela. Join us for a linguistic adventure like no other and find out which accent makes your heart go pitter-patter!

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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

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So, like, yo, this server be like the craziest place in all of Minecraft land, like seriously dude. We got unicorns flying around, raining chocolate milk, and a secret underground disco party with llamas as DJs.

If you join this server, you’ll be granted magical powers to summon a herd of dancing pigs or turn your enemies into giant marshmallows. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds that will make you scream like a banshee.

Oh, and did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a golden toilet that shoots out diamonds instead of water? Yeah, it’s a thing. So come on over and join the madness, because on this server, anything is possible. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

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Name	Ordinary SMP
Version	1.21.4
Features	Vanilla, Whitelisted, Community-Focused, Grief Protection
Mods	BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, & more

Overview

FAQ

Why join Ordinary SMP?

How to join?