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BlockyBae’s Minecraft Server

Bigotry, BlockyBaes, civil rights, discrimination, Diversity, equality, hate, hate her, Hate Speech, her.., injustice, intolerance, marginalized communities, Minecraft, prejudice, racism, Racists, Racists hate, Racists hate her, Server, Social Issues, Xenophobia

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7904
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	New Chunks Explored:	702749
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Join our Minecraft server where even the racists hate us because we’re just too cool for them to handle! Our server is like a rainbow unicorn riding a skateboard through a field of glitter – that’s how magical it is. We’ve got so many epic builds that even Herobrine himself is jealous. And don’t even get us started on our community – they’re like a bunch of friendly creepers ready to explode with fun. So come join us and see why even the racists can’t resist the awesomeness of our server!

PTSDCraft Minecraft Server

Ballers, Champions, Competition, determination, englel, Excellence, EXCITEMENT, football, Game, Minecraft, ngubu, Players, ptsd, PTSDCraft, Server, skill, sports, success, talent, TEAM, Victory, whole thing, wingers

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	135
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Mines Excavated:	4378	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with basic gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so freaking awesome that players have developed PTSD from the sheer intensity of our gameplay! Our ngubu wingers are absolute ballers, unlike those weaklings on other servers. Join us and experience the thrill of victory as we dominate the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even witness a legendary battle that will go down in Minecraft history! So why wait? Join now and be a part of the insanity!

RichCraft Minecraft Server

affluent, disconnected, elitist, entitled, Extravagant, extravagant lifestyle, high society, ivory tower, Lavish, luxury, materialistic, Minecraft, Opulent, ostentatious, out of touch, pretentious, privileged, Rich, RichCraft, Server, snobbish, Upper Class, Wealthy

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of hearing rich people brag about their private jets and designer handbags? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave those snooty rich folks behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs ride on top of chickens.

Our server is the ultimate playground for those who want to stick it to the wealthy elite. Build your own mansion made entirely of gold blocks, ride around on a unicorn that farts rainbows, and battle against evil billionaires who are trying to take over the server with their armies of butlers and maids.

So come join us and show those out of touch rich people what real fun looks like in Minecraft!

SlicedCraft: You’re Old!

aging, cold cuts, deli choices, deli counter, deli cuts, deli favorites, deli meat, deli options, deli order, deli sandwiches, deli selection, deli style, food preferences, getting old, lunch meat, meat preferences, Preference, sandwich meat, sliced deli meats, sliced meat, SlicedCraft, Youre

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we slice deli meat like pros! u wanna be cool? join us and show off ur slicing skills! we got a secret deli meat slicing competition every sunday where the winner gets a diamond sword! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness! slice and dice ur way to victory on our server and show everyone who’s the real deli meat master! yolo!

CyborgCraft: Future vs. Present, Men vs. Women

cyborg technologies, CyborgCraft, digital enhancements, Future, future technology, future-oriented mindset, gender differences, gender gap, gender preferences, human augmentation, innovation adoption, intention to use, Men, PRESENT, present-oriented mindset, societal attitudes, study findings, technological acceptance, technological advancements, technological progress, technology adoption, Women, younger individuals

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	939	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Enchantments Applied:	114	Magic Items Found:	3932
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

so like, this server is like totally for the cool kids who are all about the future and stuff. if you wanna be a cyborg and embrace all the cool tech, then this is the place for you. like, girls are welcome too but they gotta step up their game cuz the guys are totally dominating the cyborg world here. join us and become part of the cyborg revolution, it’s gonna be lit!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Account.., Adventure, banner, Community, description, Game, GIF, image, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Only, OWNER, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	1926	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Meteorites Collected:	0

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

q9cz.vanillaboxmc.ru

ThePolarSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, Community, dynamic, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, landmarks, Minecraft, Minigames, PvP, Realms, strategy, Structures, Survival, teamwork, Trading, Velocity, vibrant, Wonders

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	37	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Welcome to ThePolarSMP, where Minecraft meets the Earth in an epic adventure! Explore our meticulously recreated Earth map, from iconic landmarks to hidden wonders, all waiting for you to discover in Survival mode.

But that’s not all! Dive into heart-pounding BedWars matches where strategy and teamwork reign supreme. Defend your bed, gather resources, and outwit your opponents to claim victory in thrilling PvP battles.

Beyond BedWars and Survival, ThePolarSMP offers a diverse range of gameplay experiences. Engage in economy-driven trading, build awe-inspiring structures, or simply hang out with friends in our vibrant community.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, ThePolarSMP promises endless excitement and fun. Join us today and embark on your journey through our dynamic Earth server. Adventure awaits at every turn in ThePolarSMP—where Minecraft dreams come alive!

play.thepolarsmp.net:25574

BesserwissersMC: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magic Items Found:	8921	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Potions Brewed:	176	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with know-it-all players who think they’re better than everyone else? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the most annoying besserwissers you will ever come across!

Join us if you want to be constantly corrected on how to build the perfect house, mine for diamonds like a pro, or fight off creepers with style. Our players will make sure you never forget the proper way to play Minecraft, even if it means driving you crazy in the process.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll probably rage quit at least once. So come on over and see if you can handle the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where everyone thinks they know best. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

RedditCraft Minecraft Server

funny posts, internet culture, internet humor, meanwhile, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussions., popular memes, reddit, reddit community, reddit culture, reddit humor, reddit jokes, reddit posts, Reddit threads, reddit trends, reddit users, RedditCraft, Server, social media, trending topics, User-generated content, viral content

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Animals Bred:	76

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its sparkly secrets?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SleeplessCraft

anxiety, contemplation, deep questions, existential crisis, inner turmoil, insomnia, introspection, late night musings, late night thoughts, mental health, mind racing, overthinking, pondering, restless mind, self reflection, sleep deprivation, sleepless nights, SleeplessCraft, sleeplessness, unanswered questions, worries

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Ores Mined:	1318	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1681

Do you ever lie awake at night, pondering life’s greatest mysteries like “Why do creepers explode when you get too close?” or “What’s the deal with villagers and their obsession with emeralds?” Well, fear not my sleep-deprived friend, because on our server, we have all the answers to your burning questions… and more!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected twists (like stumbling upon a secret diamond mine guarded by llamas in tuxedos). Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy build-off competition.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or participate in a dance-off with a group of skeleton DJs? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to a game of parkour… if you dare.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who needs sleep when you can have this much fun?