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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 9424 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8886 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so relaxing that just listening to our binaural audio will have you feeling like you’re floating on a cloud. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server to give players relaxing massages with enchanted diamond pickaxes.
So come on down to our ASMR Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate tingling sensation that will have you saying “block me up, buttercup!”