Sensitive MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

FroggyBiz Minecraft SMP – Ribbiting Adventures in a Den of Gullible Frogs

Den, FroggyBiz, interrogated, Sensitive, market

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the frogs are gullible and the market is our playground! Dive into the clown dimension with us and uncover the secrets of our insane world.

But beware, the zoomers are on the loose and reddit raids are a common occurrence. And don’t even get us started on the tranny janny causing chaos.

Join us if you dare, and be prepared to fend off the chainlink gay cult who are out to steal our froggy secrets. It’s a wild ride, but hey, where else can you find such a unique and crazy Minecraft experience?

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CraftyKicksMC

valuable possessions, game consoles, vintage video games, overreacted, disrespectful friend

Are you tired of friends who don’t appreciate your vintage video game collection? Join our Minecraft server where we only allow true collectors who understand the value of a rare console!

Don’t let a “Jake” ruin your gaming experience – on our server, we kick out anyone who disrespects your passion for retro gaming. Build your own virtual collection and show it off to fellow gamers who will actually appreciate it.

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious stories of players getting kicked out for pretending to throw rare items across the room. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So join us now and let’s game in peace, away from the Jakes of the world. You won’t regret it!

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CraftyBanterMC

off color, CraftyBanterMC, taboo, politically incorrect, offensive

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness!

Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on top of creepers, the chickens wear diamond armor, and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun comes up.

Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into stand-up comedy routines between attacks. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes.

So if you’re ready to throw seriousness out the window and embrace the craziness, come join us on our server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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Parent-Proof Minecraft Server

parents, Confidential, Forbidden, Personal, taboo

Are you tired of keeping secrets from your parents? Well, join our Minecraft server and spill all the beans in our secret confession booth! Whether it’s that time you accidentally set the kitchen on fire trying to cook a grilled cheese or the time you secretly adopted a pet llama without telling anyone, we want to hear it all! Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of a creeper haunts our server, so you better join quick before it blows up your chances of joining in on the fun! So come on down and let’s make some memories that you’ll never want to tell your parents about!

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ElbowBoobCraft

dangerous weapon, least sensitive areas, Body, Hit, knees

join this epic minecraft server where elbows are the ultimate weapon! we have custom plugins that turn your elbows into deadly weapons that can take down even the toughest mobs.

imagine sneaking up on a creeper and giving it a swift elbow jab, watching it explode into a million pieces. or teaming up with your friends for an elbow battle royale, where the last one standing wins epic loot.

but that’s not all – our server also has a secret hidden chest that can only be unlocked by elbowing it open. inside, you’ll find rare items and treasures that will make you the envy of all your fellow players.

so come join us and experience the thrill of using your elbows like never before. who knew that such a weird body part could be so powerful in the world of minecraft?

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NoobNoMoreMC

Veteran, Physical, marching band, Sensitive, Graduation

Looking for a Minecraft server that welcomes all, even those with a history of failed military attempts? Look no further! Our server is perfect for sensitive souls who prefer virtual battles over physical ones. Join us and receive exclusive discounts for veterans (even if your only battle scar is a sprained ankle). Plus, stand up and be recognized as a true warrior…or sit down and game on, we won’t judge! Come join the fun and prove that trying, even if it’s just trying to join the military, makes you a hero in our book.

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PreggoCraft: Not Safe for Kids!

Sensitive, HARMFUL, Safety, harmful substances, TOXIC

so, like, this server is like totally not safe for kids and preggos, but that just means it’s gonna be a wild ride for the rest of us, amirite? like, who wants to play on a server that’s all safe and boring? not us, that’s for sure.

join this server if you wanna live life on the edge, man. we’ve got lava pits everywhere, creeper explosions happening every five seconds, and a secret underground dungeon full of zombie pigmen. it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

plus, the admin once fought off a horde of ender dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. true story. if that’s not a reason to join this server, then i don’t know what is.

so come on, join us on this crazy adventure. just remember, if it’s “unsafe for children and pregnant mothers,” it’s probably gonna be a blast for the rest of us.

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SensitivCraft Minecraft Server

Misconception, Server, BELIEF, SensitivCraft, Gender Roles

Are you tired of being brainwashed by femdom media and believing that dominatrixes are actually real? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all femdom content to protect the delicate minds of our players. Join us and escape the clutches of evil femdom media before it’s too late! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of sentient chickens who are plotting to take over the world. So join us now for a chance to ally with our feathered overlords and rule the Minecraft universe together!

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ScarfCraft Minecraft Server

DISRESPECTFUL, Style, honoring wishes, color, LEAVING

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are celebrated and neck scarves are the hottest fashion trend! Join us and show off your unique scar stories while building epic structures in-game.

We understand the importance of personal style, so feel free to wear your neck scarf proudly without any judgment. In fact, we encourage you to flaunt it and share the story behind it with other players.

Don’t worry about causing a scene like in the real world, here you can be yourself without any family drama. Embrace your scar and let it be a symbol of your strength and individuality in our crazy Minecraft world.

So come on over and join us for a scar-tastic adventure filled with fun, laughter, and of course, fabulous neck scarves! Who knew a simple accessory could lead to such a wild and wacky Minecraft experience?

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SecretCraft Minecraft Server

SecretCraft, hush-hush., Untold, Sensitive, Server

Are you tired of keeping secrets locked up inside? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can spill all the tea without any judgment! Need to confess your undying love for a creeper? We’ve got you covered. Want to share your secret obsession with mining diamonds in your underwear? We won’t judge! Join us for a wild ride of scandalous confessions and hilarious shenanigans. Who knows, you might just find your new best friend who also secretly builds giant statues of chickens in their spare time. So come on, spill the beans and join us on the craziest Minecraft server around!

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