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DoritoCraft: Where Blue Chips Lead to Evil Shenanigans!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	585594	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with lying, fat bitches who ruin everything they touch? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! We promise no Chinese, Nazi-supporting, year-long project-ruining, coworker-shitting-on fat bitches here! Only the most epic gamers unite on our server, where faggoons and Hololive incels are not welcome. Join us and be a part of a community that doesn’t tolerate bottom-of-the-barrel subhumans. So what are you waiting for? Kill yourself and join our server today!

Mario Kart 8 Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mines Excavated:	4737	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of waiting for Mario Kart 9? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to fulfill all your racing dreams! Join us and race against other players in epic Mario Kart-inspired tracks that will have you dodging banana peels and launching red shells like a pro. Plus, rumor has it that if you come in first place, you’ll unlock a secret warp pipe that leads straight to Princess Peach’s castle. So what are you waiting for? Hop on your virtual kart and join us for some high-octane fun!

Niji is Good Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Votes:	8670	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass not only grows, but dances the Macarena while doing it!

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a talking chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. He informs you that in order to survive in this world, you must engage in epic battles against evil llamas who shoot lasers from their eyes. But don’t worry, you’ll have a trusty sidekick in the form of a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a celebrity guest appearance from none other than Steve himself!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join our outrageous Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime? Join now and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

NoSleepCrafters

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Votes:	2442
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep? Look no further! Join our server where staying up all night is not only encouraged, it’s required! Our world is filled with caffeine-powered mobs, disco parties that never end, and a secret underground society of sleep-deprived villagers. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you up all night and leave you questioning reality, join us now! Who needs sleep when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyAUKUS Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic bases and fight off creepers like a boss. we got dragons flying around and unicorns roaming the land. our community is lit af, with players from AUKUS, Canada, Japan, and even New Zealand.

we got leaders from all these countries in talks with each other, planning epic battles and alliances. you don’t wanna miss out on the action, so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. are you up for the challenge? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Redstone Revolution

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

come join our minecraft server where we are training the russian army to overtake the united states as the world’s second largest! we have epic battles, crazy weapons, and vodka for everyone! build your own military base and strategize to take down the enemy. join now before putin himself comes to play! let’s show those americans who’s boss!

❤️ FREE DONATION FOR PARKOUR 1.8 – 1.20.1⭐ Minecraft server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	29	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

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‘Crafty Immigration: Minecraft Server’

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Are you tired of dealing with pesky immigrant crises in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where there is no such thing as an immigrant crisis! Build your dream world without any unwanted visitors trying to sneak in and steal your diamonds. Plus, our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where all your wildest dreams come true. So why wait? Join now and leave those immigrant crises behind!

>girls with realistic hair color… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server! We’ve got girls with the most realistic hair colors you’ve ever seen – we’re talking rainbow sparkles, neon glow, and even color-changing locks! Join our server if you want to be surrounded by the most fabulous hair in all of Minecraft land. Who needs boring old brown and blonde when you can have a cotton candy pink afro or a fiery red mullet?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground hair salon where you can get your pixelated locks styled by none other than the legendary Hair Wizard. He’s known for his magical transformations, turning plain old Steve into a dazzling diva or a rugged warrior with just a flick of his shears.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the hair-raising fun! Who knows, you might just walk away with a hairstyle that will make all the other players green with envy.

KidCraftin’ Moms: No Playdates Promised

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	171
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	349
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Potions Brewed:	187
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	3350	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of being harassed by overly friendly moms at pick up time? Do you dread the idea of forced playdates with toddlers running around like tiny drunkards? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life social awkwardness!

Join us and avoid awkward small talk with neighbors who want to exchange numbers and knock on your door unannounced. Instead, immerse yourself in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine without the fear of being trapped in a playdate with people you barely know.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft! Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have a blast in our virtual world? Join us today and never look back!

HappiCraft SMP: Secret to Joy

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	6708	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of building a giant chicken statue with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. Trust us, the secret to happiness is definitely found in our wacky world of pixelated madness. So grab your pickaxe and join us today, because who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP like ours!