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DoritoCraft: Where Blue Chips Lead to Evil Shenanigans!

bastards, be fat bitch, Blue, blue doritos, Chinese, CHIPS, Coworkers, DoritoCraft, Effort, Evil, evil behavior, faggoons, garner supports, Hero, holo incels, holodrones, kill yourself, lead, Lied, lying.., Nazis, Rally, ruined project, sensitive stuff, Shenanigans, subhuman

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Crops Grown:	5071
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of dealing with lying, fat bitches who ruin everything they touch? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! We promise no Chinese, Nazi-supporting, year-long project-ruining, coworker-shitting-on fat bitches here! Only the most epic gamers unite on our server, where faggoons and Hololive incels are not welcome. Join us and be a part of a community that doesn’t tolerate bottom-of-the-barrel subhumans. So what are you waiting for? Kill yourself and join our server today!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

500m, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, defense funding, diplomatic relations, final package, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, government aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, political decision, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Votes:	6398	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	233	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Crops Grown:	2864	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of joe biden handing out bags of money to ukraine! we got crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to get that sweet $500m military aid package! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make joe biden proud!

KremlinCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

Acquisition, Arctic, controversial proposal., denmark, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Monitoring, Politics, Quest, reaction, russia, Statement, strategic interests, territorial disputes, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magic Items Found:	5303	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	92	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, the Russia’s Kremlin is like, totally watching Trump tryna buy Greenland, but like, forget about that drama and come join our server instead!

we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.

and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.

plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.

so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Left in the Dust – Minecraft Server

abandonment, BETRAYAL, betrayal in relationships, dust, emotions, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling betrayed by a friend, feeling betrayed by a loved one, feeling betrayed by someone, feeling hurt, feeling hurt by someone, feeling left behind, feeling left out, feeling neglected, friendship, hurt feelings, left, Minecraft, relationships, Server, trust issues, Walking, walking together

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchantments Applied:	137	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24

join our epic minecraft server where we run as fast as the flash and never leave anyone behind, unless they’re a noob, then we leave them in the dust like a piece of old cheese. we have epic quests like finding the golden potato of destiny and battling the evil chicken overlords. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come join us and never feel betrayed again, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then you’re on your own, buddy. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Nano Plastics R Us

Behavior, brain development, brain function, dopamine system, environmental impact, environmental pollution, Mice, microplastics, Nano, Nanoparticle exposure, nanoplastics, nanoplastics effects, neurobehavioral changes, neurodevelopmental disorders, Neurotoxicity, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Plastics, social adaptation, study, toxicology

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that makes u feel like u have brain damage? well, do we have the server for u! come join us where nanoplastics are found to disrupt dopamine system and social adaptation! our tiny plastic particles will make u question reality and your very existence in the Minecraft world.

we have mice conducting studies on how these nanoplastics alter brain development and behavior, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride! join us for a server experience like no other, where u never know what’s real and what’s just a plastic-induced hallucination. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the nanoplastics take over your Minecraft world!

Virtual Space Odyssey 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, cringe, cringeworthy, digital entertainment, Fans, Gaming, internet culture, internet subculture, Japanese pop culture, niche fandom, Obsession, odyssey, online behavior, Online Community, otaku culture, social awkwardness, social media, Space, virtual, virtual avatars, virtual personalities, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

OMG, like, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally epic and full of vtuber fans! But don’t worry, they’re not cringe here, they’re actually super cool and funny.

Join this server if you want to build a giant statue of your favorite vtuber out of diamonds and obsidian.

Plus, there are special events where you can compete in virtual idol singing competitions with other players. It’s like American Idol, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow you up.

And the best part? You can even design your own vtuber skin and show it off to all your new friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get weird together!

BdayMealMixUp Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, BdayMealMixUp, birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday meal, birthday present, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dinner plans, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, family traditions, Manipulation, Minecraft, people pleaser, restaurant reservation, Server, ungrateful, Upset, working on birthday

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging exploding creepers and battling giant spiders. But that’s not all – we have a special event where every player gets a pet dragon to ride around the server! Who needs a horse when you can fly on a dragon, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, only the bravest and most skilled players can find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement – join us today!

DaddyDaycareCraft

Accountability, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, DaddyDaycareCraft, discipline, exaggeration, family, Frustration, Honesty, lying.., parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, Therapy, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Void Gems Collected:	37
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with habitual liars in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is filled with adventure, creativity, and most importantly, no lying stepdaughters causing chaos.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone smearing dish soap all over the bathroom. Explore vast landscapes without the fear of getting lost for 6 hours like searching for a missing stepdaughter.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where appendicitis scares and exaggerated stomach pains are a thing of the past. Let your creativity run wild without the stress of dealing with family drama.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the madness of everyday life. You deserve a break from the craziness, and we’ve got the perfect virtual escape for you!

BeatBlock Minecraft SMP

amazon music, apple music, audio quality, BeatBlock, curated content, Deezer, Google Play Music, Minecraft, music discovery, music library, music platform, music recommendations, offline listening, PANDORA, personalized playlists, smp, soundcloud, spotify, streaming, subscription services, Tidal, user interface, youtube music

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mines Excavated:	3248	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	881	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	275

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just gotta join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, imagine this, you log on and you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, like what even bro, it’s wild. And then you see this massive castle made entirely out of diamonds, like who even has that many diamonds, am I right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. There’s this secret underground lair where all the players go to have epic dance parties, like we’re talking disco balls, lava pits, the whole shebang. And the best part? The DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, like how cool is that?

Oh, and did I mention the flying llamas? Yeah, that’s right, you can ride a llama through the sky while shooting fireworks out of a bow and arrow. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the deets. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

BlockbusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, cinema favorites, essential movies, favorite movies, film must-sees., film recommendations, movie bucket list, movie list, movie must haves, movie suggestions, must see cinema, must see classics, must see films, must see flicks, must see list, must see movies, must watch cinema, must watch films, must watch list, must-watch movies, top movies

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Are you tired of boring old movie nights? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience movie magic like never before! Our server is equipped with a state-of-the-art movie theater where you can watch all your favorite films in blocky, pixelated glory. But here’s the twist – all the movies are acted out by our resident group of chickens! That’s right, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken version of Titanic or The Avengers. So grab some popcorn (or seeds for the chickens) and get ready for a cinematic experience like no other!

FarRightCraft: Musk’s Election Mischief

+x, angst, controversial, Democracy, election, election meddling, elon musk, extremism, far right, FarRightCraft, foreign interference, German far-right leader, germany, Government, host, influence, Manipulation, Mischief, Musk, Musks, Politics, Propaganda, social media, Technology

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Votes:	3462
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

so like, u know how elon musk is like, all cool and stuff with his teslas and rockets? well guess what, he’s gonna host this german far-right leader on our server, like what even? it’s gonna be so wild, like election meddling in minecraft, who woulda thought? join us for the chaos and drama, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss. plus, we have like, the best pixel art of elon musk riding a rocket, it’s epic. come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!