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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 8770 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1841 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!
Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig while wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in epic dance battles with creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by the villagers, and only the bravest players can find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and laughter. Senpai gomenne<3!
