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Slob Minecraft SMP

Butthurt, corrupt, disgraceful, Disgusting, elected, EMBARRASSMENT, ice cream residue, Incompetence, leadership, Lifetime, mean tweets, Minecraft, Politics, senile imbecile, slob, smp, worst president

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dimension Hops:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Join now to witness the epic battles between players over who gets the last diamond ore, or the intense debates over the best building materials.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Ice Cream Bandit, who goes around stealing all the sweet treats and leaving a trail of melted ice cream in his wake. Will you be the one to catch him and claim the ultimate reward? Or will you fall victim to his sticky schemes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Just watch out for that ice cream residue – you never know where it might lead you!

Party Planet Minecraft Server

activities, Cake, celebration, decorations, Entertainment, Event, family, Friends, Fun, Gamers, Gaming, gaming accessories, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming party favors, gaming themed food, Invitations, Minecraft, Party, planet, Server, themed birthday, video games

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2394	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magic Items Found:	7548

Are you tired of boring old birthday parties with cake and balloons? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and celebrate your birthday in style with a virtual gaming-themed extravaganza! Picture this: instead of pin the tail on the donkey, you can play pin the creeper on the Steve! And forget about musical chairs, we have musical minecarts! Plus, the birthday boy or girl gets to wear a diamond helmet all day long because they’re the king or queen of the server! So why settle for a regular birthday party when you can have a Minecraft extravaganza that will have all your friends talking for weeks? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Doomed Society Minecraft SMP

biggest demographic, Blacks, box office, Cliff, Demographic, Doomed, Hardcore, Hispanic, Leading, long tail tags, Minecraft, Movie, movie at the box office, smp, snuff film, society, society is doomed, society off a cliff, torture porn, Women

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Ores Mined:	5867	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

CraftyAffair Minecraft Server

Affair, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyAffair, difficult decision, emotional turmoil, friendship, Honesty, Inappropriate Behavior, Infidelity, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, moral dilemma, Server, single mother, social gatherings, sugar daddy, Support, Trust

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Emeralds Found:	977
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Mines Excavated:	1335	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Crops Grown:	2246	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start a prank war that escalates into an all-out battle! Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you experience such chaotic fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure chests, and even a dragon that occasionally swoops down to challenge players to a duel! Can you defeat the dragon and claim its riches?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a magical wonderland where players can ride unicorns, cast spells, and even turn into their favorite Minecraft mobs! It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a dragon, of course).

BlockyBetrayal: NoMoreBFF

advice, Affair, aita, anger, avoidance, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, BlockyBetrayal, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, friendship, Honesty, married guy, NoMoreBFF, Self Respect, self worth, Support, Trust, Victim

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Potions Brewed:	133
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dimension Hops:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and alliances are broken on a daily basis!

Join us and experience the thrill of betrayal and heartbreak, just like the story of my best friend and her workplace crush. Will you choose loyalty or succumb to temptation like she did? The choice is yours!

But beware, because just like in real life, actions have consequences on our server. So think twice before making a deal with a skeleton or trusting a zombie with your diamonds.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship and loyalty. Just remember, trust no one – not even that cute little pig you befriended.

CraftyMineTransit: Teleporting pigs with jetpacks!

#sustainability, alternative transportation, autonomous vehicles, Brainstorming, convenience, CraftyMineTransit, creativity, design, efficiency, Electric propulsion, Engineering, environmental impact, Futuristic technology, hyperloop concept, innovative ideas, invention, jetpacks, Mobility, mode of transportation, Pigs, SPEED, Teleporting, travel, Urban planning

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Picture this: a Minecraft server where you can ride giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation! These majestic swine soar through the skies, oinking with joy as they carry you to your destination. But be careful, they might get distracted by a field of carrots and take a detour!

Join our server and experience the thrill of piggyback rides like never before. Who needs boring old minecarts when you can ride a flying pig? Plus, rumor has it that these magical pigs can grant wishes if you feed them enough golden apples. So hop on board and let your wildest transportation dreams come true!

BlockyRight vs. LibCraft

American politics, anti-democratic tendencies, authoritarianism, BlockyRight, Conservatives, Democracy, democracy in america, democratic principles, LibCraft, Liberals, polarization, political attitudes, political behavior, political beliefs, political divisions, political ideology, political polarization, political science, political spectrum, research study, societal values, us politics

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the walls crazy? well, u found it, my friend! this server is so wild, it’ll make ur head spin faster than a tornado in a blender!

we got, like, this study that says conservatives are, like, way more anti-democratic than liberals, but who cares about politics when u can be building epic structures and battling creepers with ur pals? come join us and let’s show those anti-democratic tendencies who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on in and let’s get this party started! who knows, u might even discover a hidden treasure or stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with rare loot. the possibilities are endless, just like the fun u’ll have on this insane minecraft server. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime!

Cobblemon Generations

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Recently launched server! Are you looking for a new server? This is Cobblemon Generations! Reach the best Pokémon experience in our world, know other trainers and share your adventure in the best Cobblemon Server.

Modpack (required) – Modrinth: https://modrinth.com/modpack/cobblemongenerations – CurseForge: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/cobblemongenerations/files/5736016 IP: play.cobblemongenerations.com

Server Features: MEGA EVOS, BATTLE TOWER, LOT OF REWARDS, CUSTOM TERRAIN, FREE BOX KEYS, ANTI-GRIEF SYSTEM, LOT OF EVENTS! GTS MARKET, POKE BREED, POKÉDEX, ECONOMY, GYMS, HUNTS.

play.cobblemongenerations.com

Blocky Bros Minecraft Server

2020 election, blocky, bros, campaign video, Democrat, democratic party, election, Harris campaign, Harris supporters, kamala harris, men supporters, Minecraft, political activism, political advertisement, political campaign, Political Support, political video, presidential campaign, Server, social media, Support, Video, women in politics, women supporters

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	New Chunks Explored:	331467
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Potions Brewed:	122	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw epic raves every night, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… rubber chickens?

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

BlockyBanter – Minecraft SMP

BlockyBanter, Book, cdda modlist, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, games, Links, loverslab, meme, Minecraft, Mod list, mod order guide, Mods, new patch notes, nexusmods, performance fish, Pirate, previous, rimpy, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, smp, Steam, tynan’s amazing book, urban warfare edition, worth it, yayo modlist

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	963	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old peaceful servers where you can build in peace? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s urban warfare edition! That’s right, you’ll have to fight off mobs and other players while trying to survive in the city.

But wait, there’s more! Our DLC is so worth it that you’ll be laughing all the way to the creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the book – it’s a meme, but in the best way possible.

Want to bring Dwarf Fortress into the mix? Sorry, not welcome here. We have enough chaos as it is!

Looking to boost your performance? Just download Performance Fish and Rocketman mods and you’ll never look back. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-encrusted chicken riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless!

NoParentsAllowedFuneral

aunt, Ben Hur, Boyfriend, brain cancer, family, Funeral, Grief, Heidi, inappropriate, Loss, Marco, meeting parents, Memories, NoParentsAllowedFuneral, parents, Religious, sentiment, stage 4, Support, vhs, wake

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Runes Activated:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, we promise).

Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!

And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!

So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!