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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 8036 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 3963 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
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But that’s not all – we have a team of judges that includes Yotsuba/v/-tan, Tre/vr/, and even Senator Armstrong! These guys know their stuff and will make sure the competition is fair and fun. Plus, our hosts Ballsanon, Coayynon, PenisAnon, and Samaritanon will keep you entertained with their hilarious commentary and antics.
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