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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 3728 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 24 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
And get this, if you’re over 55, you’ll be at the top of the leaderboard because apparently having “good” cholesterol makes you more likely to get glaucoma. But don’t worry, if you have “bad” cholesterol, you’ll be safe from the glaucoma monster lurking in the shadows.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get this party started! Who needs health when you have Minecraft, am I right?