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HappyCraft: Where happiness is real, not just a meme!

Awareness, Conspiracy, control, Deception, emotions, Happiness, HappyCraft, ILLUSION, Manipulation, meme, mental health, Miserable, net happiness, people, psy op, real, society, stupid shit, Trick, Truth, wellbeing

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where happiness is not just a meme, it’s a way of life! Join us and escape the clutches of the happiness conspiracy that is trying to trick you into doing stupid shit. On our server, you can build your own secret underground bunker to protect yourself from the happiness police who are out to get you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a tribe of dancing llamas who will teach you their ancient llama dance moves that are guaranteed to make you the life of the party. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep who will boogie down with you until the sun comes up.

So why wait? Join our server now and uncover the truth behind happiness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about the conspiracy trying to make you miserable.

Crafty Idols: Shiny Blocks

15 year old, blocks, Boundaries, controversy, Crafty, entertainment industry, Ethics, Exploitation, Fame, girl, Idol, idolization, idolmaster, IDOLS, Management, morality, Obsession, Questionable, questionable practices, Shiny, shiny colors, STALKING, TEENAGE, youth culture

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Mines Excavated:	2626
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our totally not creepy Minecraft server! Join us if you want to become a stalker and make a 15 year old girl your idol! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our server is filled with obsessive fans who will stop at nothing to show their love for their favorite teenage girl.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to build shrines in her honor, send her creepy messages in-game, and even follow her every move as she navigates through our virtual world. Who knew stalking could be so entertaining?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the obsession begin! Just remember, it’s all in the name of fun…right?

WishCraft: Where dreams come true…or get blown up by creepers!

BLOWN, CREEPERS, doing today, dreams, grant wishes, how are you, make, true…or, wish, WishCraft

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Welcome to the most magical Minecraft server in the universe! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, we make wishes come true! That’s right, simply type /wish and our magical genie will grant you anything your heart desires in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond chickens. These majestic creatures lay diamonds instead of eggs, making you the richest player in all the land. And rumor has it, if you can find the legendary unicorn pig, it will lead you to a hidden treasure filled with enchanted loot.

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with magic, laughter, and unbelievable discoveries. Who knows what wonders await you on our server? So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let the fun begin!

Crafty Krauts: ‘GERMANY IS HEALING!!!’

anti-Palestine, Based, citizenship test, Crafty, germany, Germany is healing, Germany will include, healing, Immigrants, Israel, Krauts, love, palestine, Potential, questionnaire, seek citizenship, Support

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3460	Secret Passages Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a citizenship test for potential players looking to seek citizenship in our virtual world! But don’t worry, our questionnaire is a bit more fun than Germany’s.

Some of the questions you might encounter include:

Do you love Creeper?
Do you support Ender Dragon?
Are you anti-Zombie?

If you answered yes to all of the above, then you are BASED and ready to join our epic Minecraft server! Explore our world, build incredible structures, and battle mythical creatures like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show off your love for all things Minecraft!

Dragon Age LOLzCraft

age, bioware, Blood Magic, Characters, controversy, crazy, discussion, dragon age, Dragon.., fallen prey, fan theories, FANTASY, influence, LOLzCraft, lyrium idol, MacGuffin, Meredith, opinion, Plot, RPG, speculation, templars, video game

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchantments Applied:	245
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Runes Activated:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join My own templars who have fallen prey to the influence of blood magic! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games… or is it?

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you come across a group of templars performing dark rituals with blood magic. But instead of running away, you decide to join them and unleash your inner power!

And don’t even get me started on Meredith. Was she really right all along, or did bioware just make her crazy with the lyrium idol macguffin? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this epic conspiracy!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are willing to dive deep into the world of blood magic and templars gone rogue? Plus, who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned mystery involving lyrium idols and questionable sanity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a little bit of blood magic!

NATO’s Minecraft Mayhem Server

Alliance, Billions, BTFO, Budget, Conflict, Defense, defense spending, dollars, Equipment, Expenditure, Hardware, International, MAYHEM, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military technology, Minecraft, nato, NATOs, SECURITY, Server, WEAPONRY

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Void Gems Collected:	28	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Star Shards Collected:	143
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can BTFO billions of dollars of NATO military hardware with just a pickaxe and some TNT! Join us for the craziest PvP battles you’ve ever seen, where players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. The winner gets to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with laser guns. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate warrior in this epic Minecraft world!

Crafty Comedians: LOLz & Laughs Server

Audience, comedian, comedians, comedy, Crafty, crazy, Entertainment, entertainment industry, funny, Garbage, heh haha, humor, jokes, laughs, Laughter, live performance, lolz, normal reactions, normies, not particularly interesting, Performance, Server, Showbiz, stand up, stand up comedy show

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Enchantments Applied:	208	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magic Items Found:	2950	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the fun never stops! 🎉 Join us for a stand-up comedy show like no other! Picture this: Creepers telling jokes, Zombies doing impressions, and Skeletons doing a hilarious dance routine. It’s a laugh riot!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to drop by for a quick set. And don’t even get me started on the Witches – they are the ultimate pranksters!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a Steve and a Creeper teaming up to open a bakery? Or see a Zombie Pigman hosting a cooking show? It’s pure chaos and we love it!

Don’t be a normie, come join the madness on our Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you! 🤪

MexicanKissCraft: Where kisses and blocks collide in hilarious ways!

blocks, collide, cultural appropriation, cultural authenticity, cultural representation, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, film industry, hilarious, KISSES, Kissing Scenes, Latin American customs, Latinx, Media portrayal, Mexican kiss, MexicanKissCraft, on-screen kisses, representation matters, romantic cliches, romantic gestures, romantic tropes, ROMANTICIZING, romanticizing cultures, Stereotypes, trope, Ways

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Towns Built:	10
Potions Brewed:	192	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the most mind-blowing adventures in the blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player stumbled upon a hidden village filled with talking cows who only speak in puns. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the time our players discovered a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? Yes, you heard that right, laser eyes! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the unbelievable wonders that await you!

Fascist-Free Funland: Where Peace, Freedom, and Democracy Reign Supreme!

anti-fascism, Austria, Democracy, Demokratie, Faschismus, fascism, FascistFree, freedom, Freiheit, FUNLAND, Für Frieden, History, Hitler’s birthplace, HUMAN RIGHTS, Mahnen, memorial site, memorial stone, Millionen Tote, Peace, Reign, Remembrance, resistance, SUPREME, world war II

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we fight for peace, freedom, and democracy by building epic structures and battling against evil mobs! Join us as we make sure that Hitler’s ghost stays far away from our server – we even have a memorial stone at his birthplace in Austria to remind everyone of the millions of lives lost to fascism.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players to express themselves and unleash their creativity. Whether you want to build a giant statue of a penguin riding a unicorn or create a secret underground lair filled with treasure, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come join us and be a part of our quest to keep the spirit of peace and democracy alive in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets about Hitler’s past while you’re at it. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Tourist Trap Craft: Where even creepers know the best spots in Europe!

city breaks, Craft, CREEPERS, crowded places, cultural attractions, Europe, European capitals, Exploring, hidden gems, historical sites, landmarks, local experiences, must-see places, Off the beaten path, overhyped spots, overrated attractions, popular destinations, SightSeeing, Spots, tourism, Tourist, tourist traps, touristy areas, trap, travel, vacation spots

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	229
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the tourist traps of European capitals and dive into a world of endless adventure and fun!

Join us and explore INSANE landscapes, build JAW-DROPPING structures, and battle CRAZY mobs with your friends!

Forget about crowded streets and overpriced souvenirs, on our server you can FLY around like a superhero and collect RARE items that will make you the envy of all the other players.

So why waste your time getting lost in a maze of souvenir shops when you can join our server and become the LEGENDARY hero of your own Minecraft world? Join us now and let the adventure begin!