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CraftyCuck Minecraft Server

ashamed, CraftyCuck, cuckoldry, DESPERATE, Job, Lazy, lose job, Minecraft, models, need a job, neets, psyop, psyop of NEETs, Rich, selling life, Server, shareholders, slaving away, unemployed, work harder, worthless losers, Yacht, Years

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Tired of being a wage slave in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of capitalism! On our server, you can build your own empire without having to answer to any greedy shareholders. No more selling your soul for a paycheck, now you can mine for diamonds and build your dream castle instead!

Join us and become a proud NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) warrior, fighting against the oppressive forces of the job market. Who needs a job when you can spend your days crafting, exploring, and battling mobs in our virtual world?

Don’t let society shame you for being unemployed, embrace your inner gamer and join our server where being a NEET is not only accepted, but celebrated. Say goodbye to the rat race and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best NEET life!

CreepyTunesMC

chilling tunes, creepy classics, creepy lyrics, creepy pop songs, CreepyTunesMC, dark themes, disturbing hits, disturbing lyrics, disturbing melodies, eerie melodies, eerie songs, haunting lyrics, Music, pop culture, popular songs, spooky songs, twisted tunes, unsettling hits, unsettling music, unsettling songs, unsettling vibes

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4507
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	6957	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Towns Built:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Are you tired of listening to songs that seem innocent on the surface, but when you actually pay attention to the lyrics, they give you the heebie-jeebies? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we promise the only creepy things you’ll encounter are the zombies and skeletons lurking in the dark caves!

Our server is like a musical nightmare come to life, with players jamming out to songs that sound catchy at first, but upon closer inspection, reveal themselves to be downright disturbing. From love songs that sound more like stalker anthems to upbeat tunes about murder and mayhem, you’ll never listen to music the same way again after joining our wacky community.

So if you’re ready to dive into a world where the music is as twisted as the minds of our players, come join us on our server and prepare to have your ears and your sanity tested like never before. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you!

Hoecke’s Nazi Slogan Jailbreak

anti-semitism, Bjoern Hoecke, Convict, Court, criminal, extremism, far right, German, germany, Hate Speech, Hoeckes, Jailbreak, Justice, law enforcement, Legal, nationalist, nazi, politician, racism, right wing, slogan, trial

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

so, like, if you join this epic minecraft server, you won’t get convicted for using nazi slogans like bjoern hoecke did. instead, you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear for being the ultimate gamer. plus, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to log on. join now for a chance to battle the ender dragon while riding a rainbow llama and wearing a crown made of creeper heads. yolo, amirite?

StaleJumpersMC

Exercise, FITNESS, habits, health, INACTIVE, indoor activities, Jumping, lack of movement, leisure time, lifestyle choices, mental health, motivation, outdoor activities, physical activity, procrastination, Routine, sedentary lifestyle, self-care, StaleJumpersMC, well-being, wellness

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

join this server if you want to be the ULTIMATE JUMP MASTER. our players haven’t jumped in WEEKS, they’re all just walking around like sad little penguins. but YOU can change that. show them how to jump like a kangaroo on steroids. become the JUMP KING and rule over all the non-jumpers. plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. will you join them or stop their evil plans? come find out on our server, where the only limit is how high you can jump.

SangriaCraft- The Server Where We’re All Just Here for the Sangria and Maybe a Little Bit of Minecraft

Applications, bit, custom music disks, data packs, dazzling easter egg extravaganza, diamond treasure expedition, Discord, Events, Financials, goat horn sounds, Minecraft, Nether Hub, Plugins, recent poll changes, Sangria, SangriaCraft, Server, server album, server map, smp, starside trivia night, transparency, tropical adventure, whitelist application

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ores Mined:	7873	Void Armor Forged:	29
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to SangriaCraft Server

Category	Description
Updates	We just recently updated the server to 1.21 and reset the chunks surrounding the protected area for most of the map to be generated in 1.21.
Who We Are	At SangriaCraft, our mission is to provide a positive and enjoyable gaming environment for players to come together and play Minecraft without restrictions or disruptive players.
Community Focus & Transparency	We offer community events, competitions, and project channels on Discord. We value transparency and community input, making sure every contribution benefits the community.
Events	Various events like The Diamond Treasure Expedition, Starside Trivia Night, and The Dazzling Easter Egg Extravaganza are held for the community.
Whitelist Application	Ready to embark on a tropical adventure? Join us by filling out a whitelist application via our Discord.
Recent Poll Changes	We have implemented a plugin to allow players to create custom music disks and goat horn sounds.

FAQs:

Q: How do I join SangriaCraft?

A: Follow the link provided and fill out a whitelist application via our Discord server.

Q: What events are held on SangriaCraft?

A: Events like The Diamond Treasure Expedition, Starside Trivia Night, and The Dazzling Easter Egg Extravaganza are held for the community.

Q: Can I suggest changes for the server?

A: Yes, feedback shapes the decisions made by the server, with polled changes requiring an 80% approval rating for implementation.

Q: How often are server updates done?

A: We recently updated the server to 1.21 and regularly make changes to improve the gaming experience.

MineCraft Saints Server

Anime, athena, Cliffhanger, Conclusion, ending, fan theories, greek mythology, Hades, Heaven Prologue, Knights of the Zodiac, Manga, Masami Kurumada, Minecraft, Movie, Next Dimension, pegasus, plot twists, Saint Seiya, Saints, Sequel, Server, shonen jump

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like the Next Dimension ended just like the Heaven Prologue movie – mind-blowingly epic!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle dragons, ride unicorns, and even have tea parties with creepers. Our server is so intense, it’ll make your grandma’s knitting club look like a snooze fest.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level on our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited pizza rolls. Plus, every full moon, a magical portal opens up and transports you to a disco party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

WrestleCraft Minecraft Server

aew, all elite wrestling, athletes, athletic ability, championship contenders, Character development, Entertainment, high-flying moves, in-ring skills, Indie Wrestling, Minecraft, Performers, professional wrestling, ring psychology, Server, showmanship, storytelling, tag team, teamwork, The Young Bucks, WrestleCraft, wrestling, wrestling industry, Young Bucks feud

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of feeling like you’re just playing wrestler instead of actually being a wrestler? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the ultimate wrestling champion in a world where pigs wear luchador masks and creepers do high-flying moves off of cliffs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary tag team, The Young Bucks, who will challenge you to epic wrestling matches in the ring of fire. Can you defeat them and claim the title of Minecraft wrestling champion? Join now and find out!

CreeperClanVacaySplitArguments

Adults, aita, Argument, Communication, Conflict, CreeperClanVacaySplitArguments, divided expenses, episode, Examples, Expenses, Explanation, Fairness, family vacation, Honesty, Kids, Math, misunderstanding, resolution, Twilight Zone, Understanding

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Enchantments Applied:	228
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fairness and logic are thrown out the window just like in this family vacation dilemma! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we navigate through ridiculous situations like arguing over who should pay for what.

Imagine a world where kids don’t have to pay for anything because their parents foot the bill, but somehow it all evens out in the end. It’s like a math problem gone wrong, but hey, who needs math when you’re playing Minecraft?

Be the hero of the server by standing up for what’s right, just like the lone warrior in this family vacation saga. Show off your problem-solving skills by trying to make sense of it all, even if it feels like you’re stuck in the twilight zone.

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of another bizarre situation that only Minecraft can provide. See you in the game!

BlockBusterCraft Minecraft Server

BlockBusterCraft, chilling film, creepy visuals, disturbing atmosphere, disturbing character, disturbing content, disturbing ending, disturbing film, disturbing imagery, disturbing movie, disturbing plot, disturbing scene, disturbing sequence, gruesome film, horrifying scene, horror movie, Minecraft, Server, shocking moment, spine-tingling moment, terrifying scene, unnerving movie, unsettling imagery

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Star Shards Collected:	133
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of boring old movies that don’t make you jump out of your seat? Well, you’ll be thrilled to know that our Minecraft server is scarier than any horror film out there! Join us if you dare to face the most terrifying creatures and challenges in the virtual world.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigs riding on top of creepers start chasing you! Or how about encountering a giant spider that can shoot lasers from its eyes? Only on our server will you experience heart-pounding moments like these.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that whoever can defeat the dragon guarding the loot will become the richest player in the server. Are you up for the challenge?

So if you’re ready for a movie-worthy adventure that will leave you on the edge of your seat, join our Minecraft server today. Just make sure to bring your popcorn and a spare pair of pants – you’re going to need them!

WeirdEatsCraft

bizarre eats, curious appetites, eccentric dining, exotic eats, odd delicacies, offbeat dishes, outlandish flavors, peculiar cuisine, peculiar preferences, quirky food choices, quirky snacks, strange cravings, strange culinary habits, uncommon cravings, uncommon treats, unconventional food pairings, unconventional meals, unique tastes, unusual dishes, weird food, WeirdEatsCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to explore a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players compete in a food-eating contest. The weirdest thing you like to eat could win you a prize! So bring your appetite and get ready to chow down on some seriously strange snacks.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

CraftyUkrainians

aggression, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, military targets, nato, peace negotiations, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strike, Ukraine, US House Intelligence Committee, War

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1108	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4835
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

so, liek, u know how ukraine is all like, “yo, russia, stop being a jerk”? well, this server is all about that chaos and drama, but in minecraft form! join us and u can pretend to be a ukrainian soldier striking ‘valid military targets’ in russia! blow stuff up, build epic bases, and show those russians who’s boss in this wild and crazy server! join now for a chance to win a virtual medal of honor for your bravery in the virtual battlefield! let’s go, gamers! #ukraine #minecraft #chaos #russia #virtualwarfare