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Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Votes:	7605	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is bitcoin! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in cryptocurrency here!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of the server sold 70% of their bitcoin in August and now they’re throwing a massive party with all the proceeds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down at this party? You’ll have to join to find out!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just strike it rich with your virtual bitcoin mining skills!

WisdomFutility Minecraft Server

acceptance, constrict, Deep thinking, enlightenment, existentialism, futility of wisdom, inner growth, introspection, life lessons, Minecraft, personal development, philosophy, Poison, realization, realization of futility, realization of truth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Server, Throat, wisdom, WisdomFutility

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crops Grown:	4218	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where wisdom is valued over chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of having your throat constricted by poison while trying to navigate through our insane challenges and obstacles. Who needs wisdom when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our twisted world!

RevivedRacer Minecraft SMP – Back from the Dead Edition

Autodrom Most, Canadian Tire Motorsport Park, circuit zandvoort, Cook Out Southern 500, Darlington Raceway, Dead, DuQuoin State Fairgrounds Racetrack, Edition, Gran Premio de Aragón, Hy-Vee Milwaukee Mile 250, Indy NXT, Italian Grand Prix, Lone Star Le Mans, Milwaukee Mile, Minecraft, motogp, Motor sport, NASCAR Euro, RevivedRacer, smp, Southern Illinois 100, Sport Clips Haircuts VFW Help A Hero 200, Super GT, Suzuka, WeatherTech 200

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic races through Autodrom Most, MotorLand Aragón, and even the Milwaukee Mile in West Allis, Wisconsin.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Super GT races in Suzuka, Formula 1 action in Zandvoort, and even NASCAR Canada at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park. And don’t forget about the ARCA race at the DuQuoin State Fairgrounds Racetrack – it’s gonna be wild!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build, mine, and race all in one place? Plus, rumor has it that if you win a race, you’ll get a special diamond block to add to your collection. So what are you waiting for? Rev up your engines and join us for some crazy racing fun!

CraftyBeautyQueen

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	55	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Forget about real-life women, the most beautiful woman in the world is actually the admin of our Minecraft server! She has diamond armor that sparkles in the sunlight and a pickaxe that can mine through any block with just one swing. Join our server to catch a glimpse of her beauty and maybe even win her heart with your epic building skills! Trust us, this is a love story you won’t want to miss out on.

Crafty Tales Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Emeralds Found:	2415
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of missing out on all the Hanekawa action in Kizu? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have ALL the Hanekawa you could ever want! Join us and witness epic battles between Hanekawa and giant creepers, Hanekawa building towering structures with just a flick of her tail, and Hanekawa leading a group of zombie villagers in a dance-off! Don’t miss out on the Hanekawa extravaganza – join our server now!

RecessionCraft SMP – >"WakeUpCraft"

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	New Chunks Explored:	799384
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mines Excavated:	3612
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Crops Grown:	6245	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

“Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the economy is in shambles and the stocks are pumping like crazy!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a group of /biz/ anons frantically trying to navigate their way through the recession. But fear not, because in this server, chaos is the name of the game!

Join us as we embark on insane quests, build ridiculous structures, and navigate the treacherous world of finance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become a stock market guru in the process!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of memes, mayhem, and Minecraft madness!”

BlockyBounce

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146
Players Killed by Monsters:	1275	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Divine Spears Created:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Animals Bred:	156	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of constantly readjusting your virtual junk while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server offers the perfect solution for all the ladies out there! Introducing the “Diamond Pickaxe Wiggle” – the female equivalent to that one wide step to unstick your balls from your leg. Join our server now and experience the ultimate freedom from uncomfortable pixelated wedgies! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are always looking for new recruits. So come on, join us and show those chickens who’s boss!

ChaoticCraft Roleplay Gone Wild in the City – No Government, Just Chaos and Economy

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

IP	play.democracycraft.net (1.21)

Overview	DemocracyCraft, or DC, is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. The server boasts a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features! DC has a great community of many welcoming players! It also has a BIG learning curve with lots to learn, so be ready! Ask questions! It averages 20-30 players at most on a normal day (i.e. no events, which can get up to around 40!). Do note that the server gets pretty dead around 1-4AM EST. DC has many great plugins and features, far too many to list. There is something for everyone on DC, so join today!

Overview

DemocracyCraft, or DC, is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. The server boasts a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features! DC has a great community of many welcoming players! It also has a BIG learning curve with lots to learn, so be ready! Ask questions! It averages 20-30 players at most on a normal day (i.e. no events, which can get up to around 40!). Do note that the server gets pretty dead around 1-4AM EST. DC has many great plugins and features, far too many to list. There is something for everyone on DC, so join today!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is DemocracyCraft?	DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server where players can create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. It features a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, and other realistic features.
What is the player community like on DemocracyCraft?	DemocracyCraft has a great community of welcoming players. Players are encouraged to ask questions and engage with others to learn more about the server’s features and gameplay.
How many players are usually on the server?	DemocracyCraft averages 20-30 players on a normal day, with numbers potentially increasing during events. The server can get quieter around 1-4AM EST.
What are some features of DemocracyCraft?	DemocracyCraft offers specialized jobs, a robbable bank, rentable shops and apartments, buyable plots, custom paintings, and many other features. There is something for everyone to enjoy on the server.
Where can I find more information about DemocracyCraft?	Forums, wiki, Discord, and world maps for DemocracyCraft can be accessed through the following links: Forums: https://www.democracycraft.net Wiki: https://wiki.democracycraft.net/Main_Page Discord: discord.gg/democracy World Maps: https://map.democracycraft.net/#reveille:2629:0:3864:1500:0:0:0:1:flat

CrackCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	4975	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by wypipo? Well, look no further because our server is here to fak yo crakkka ass up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rainbows, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to drop sick beats. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to challenge newbies to dance battles. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s show those wypipo who’s boss!

TrashCanFire_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Oh boy, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft SMP! Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and the players are fighting for survival in a post-apocalyptic world. But here’s the catch – instead of weapons, you have to defeat the mobs with your best dance moves! That’s right, it’s a dance battle to the death!

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the trees into giant marshmallows just for laughs. And don’t even get me started on the time they replaced all the diamonds with…wait for it…toilet paper!

So why should you join this dumpster fire of a Minecraft SMP? Well, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness, then this is the server for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will!

WeddingWarsMC

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special day? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wedding-themed world where you can invite or uninvite whoever you want without any consequences.

Build your dream wedding venue and invite all your friends, but feel free to leave out that one cousin who always causes drama. No need to worry about hurt feelings or family feuds here, just pure Minecraft fun!

Plus, if you ever regret not inviting someone, you can always send them a virtual invite and pretend like nothing ever happened. It’s the perfect way to navigate complicated family relationships without any real-life consequences.

So come join us on our server and create the wedding of your dreams, drama-free! Who knew Minecraft could be the solution to all your family problems?