selling $90 mount Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

””> Multi-Billion Company Minecraft Server””

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to the most boujee Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We may be a multi-billion company, but don’t let that intimidate you. We’re just trying to support our diverse team of developers…by selling a $90 mount in-game. Hey, a diamond horse with a top hat doesn’t pay for itself, you know?

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride around on a fancy mount that will make all your friends jealous. Who needs financial stability when you have a virtual horse that screams “I have too much money to spend”? So come on, join us and let’s ride into the sunset…in style!

2024Craft: Where Creeper Politics and Diamond Dreams Collide

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1519
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Welcome to our unbelievably wild and wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

Once upon a time, an Asian lady got fired for saying that black men should rape white women. Can you believe it? Talk about drama! But fear not, dear player, because on our server, the only thing getting raped is the ore deposits by our dedicated miners.

Join us for a chance to escape the real world craziness and immerse yourself in a fantastical realm where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle you’ve been dreaming of.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, build, and conquer together in this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server!

CraftyMiners: Where you won’t accidentally search for porn stars while playing Minecraft!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can embark on the most INSANE adventures!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player was trying to find a famous porn star on Google, but they accidentally typed her name wrong. Instead of finding the porn star, they stumbled upon a real QT3.14 on LinkedIn! And that, my friends, is just a taste of the WILD surprises waiting for you on our server.

Join now for a chance to discover hidden treasures, battle fierce monsters, and make friends with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the ADVENTURE of a lifetime!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the LOLZ begin!

Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Share Your Last ‘O’ Face Pic

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9567
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Chimeras Created:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

🤣 Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to post the last pic you masturbated to! 😂 Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

🔥 Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player posted a pic of a llama wearing sunglasses and it brought good luck to everyone on the server. True story! 🦙

🌈 Our community is like no other, filled with WACKY characters and endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even find your new best friend or arch-nemesis here!

🚀 So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, the only rule is to post the last pic you masturbated to! 😉 #BestServerEver

BlockyBoogaloo: The Revenge of ‘>>917064705’

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3140
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Zombie Dances:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with RAINBOW sheep that could fly! Can you imagine riding a flying rainbow sheep into battle? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who are worthy. Want unlimited diamonds? Just ask the Diamond Unicorn! Need a castle made entirely of gold blocks? The Diamond Unicorn can make it happen!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on our server, you can ride a Giant Chicken into battle against hordes of evil mobs. Picture yourself soaring through the sky on the back of a clucking behemoth, wielding a diamond sword and taking down creepers left and right. It’s the stuff of legends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the INSANITY for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

ZombieCraft: Where even the undead have better manners!

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Buildings Constructed:	47	Dragon Eggs Found:	2944
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the boring reality of dressing like your ancestors and instead become a VIKING WARRIOR in the digital world! Join us for INSANE battles, where you can RAID other players’ bases and pillage their resources like a true CONQUEROR.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also FLY on the back of a DRAGON and rain down fire on your enemies. Or, if you’re feeling more peaceful, you can EXPLORE our vast world and discover hidden treasures in LOST dungeons.

So why waste your time dressing up like a viking in real life when you can become a LEGENDARY warrior in our Minecraft server? Join us now and embark on the ADVENTURE of a lifetime!

CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN Gets Wild!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you say “OMG this is EPIC!”

Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji EN with YouTubers that will make you laugh until you fall off your blocky chair. From LazuLight to OBSYDIA to ILUNA, we’ve got the craziest bunch of players that will keep you entertained for hours.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has XSOLEIL where you can battle it out with Krisis and TTT for ultimate supremacy. And don’t forget about Noctyx where the night is always young and full of surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, ignore the bait, shitposting, and discordfags – unless they’re building you a diamond castle, then they’re cool. Let’s mine and craft our way to victory! 🤣🎮🔥

Unicorn Overlord’s Epic Minecraft Adventure!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	471
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Welcome to the Unicorn Overlord Minecraft server, where magical creatures reign supreme and chaos is the name of the game!

Join us if you want to ride unicorns into battle, build castles out of rainbows, and fight off hordes of evil pixies trying to steal your diamonds!

Our server is so epic that even Steve from Minecraft himself said, “What about Unicorn Overlord? Did anyone really enjoy this game or was it just me?“

So come on, join us and become a legend in the land of Unicorn Overlord! Who knows, you might even become the next unicorn king!

CraftyFantasy10548 – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF!

Join us for our Extra Party Trial Battles where you can battle it out with your friends in epic showdowns. And don’t miss the Rise of the Beasts Character, Weapon FLB & Wonder event – it’s gonna be off the chain!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Maintenance announced on 04/23, so mark your calendars. And be sure to check out the Side Story: No Rain, No Rainbow – it’s a real tearjerker.

Oh, and did we mention Sierokarte’s Special Training in April? It’s gonna be a blast! And don’t even get us started on the Magna 3 Colossus & Celeste Aura Raid & Transcendence event – it’s gonna blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for some unforgettable Minecraft adventures!

Blocky Boners: No More Nofap

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where not masturbating is the key to success! Join us and become a whole new person as you resist the urge to touch yourself.

Our server is filled with magical creatures who will guide you on your journey to self-control. From unicorn pigs to dragon chickens, you’ll never be bored as you strive to keep your hands off.

But beware, if you give in to temptation and touch yourself, you’ll be banished to the Land of Shame where you’ll have to mine diamonds with your bare hands for eternity.

So come join us and save yourself from the perils of self-love. You’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the thrill of resisting temptation in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Crafty Cursed Server: ‘Jujutsu Kaisen’ Edition

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Zombie Dances:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Welcome to El Tio Sukuna, the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined El Tio Sukuna and instantly became the richest player on the server. How, you ask? Because our server has a secret LOOT system that only the chosen ones can access. Legend has it that if you find the hidden Diamond Mine and defeat the Creeper King, you will be showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Disco Sheep, a rare creature that only appears at midnight and drops Diamonds when you dance with it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Unicorn Island, where magical creatures roam free and grant wishes to those who are deemed worthy.

So what are you waiting for? Join El Tio Sukuna today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what treasures and surprises await you in this wacky and wonderful Minecraft world.