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| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 2197 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 295 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 55 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the midwits out there who think they’re smarter than everyone else!
Join us for a wild ride where rumors are currency and news is just another item to be traded. Who needs diamonds when you can make a fortune by buying into the latest gossip and selling it to the highest bidder?
But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories to keep you entertained for hours on end. From the legend of the chicken who could outbuild any player to the mysterious disappearance of the server’s most valuable block, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own intelligence all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!
