#selfpleasure Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SMP_CraftyCreeper15394125

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will keep you on your toes!

Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. You must navigate through their piggy palaces and bacon forests to prove yourself worthy of their kingdom. But beware, they have a strict “no porkchop” policy!

If pigs aren’t your thing, how about joining our underwater city where the squids have formed a government and are trying to pass laws that ban all land-dwellers from entering their territory. Can you sneak past their ink defenses and uncover their secret plans?

And if all else fails, you can always join our annual “Chicken Olympics” where players compete in events like egg tossing, chicken jousting, and the infamous “Cluck-Off” competition. The winner gets a golden feather and eternal bragging rights!

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world!

FamilyDrama Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, #familydrama, AITAH, awful relationship, Bonding, Communication, Communication Issues, cultural clash, Cultural differences, European roots, family dynamics, Grandchild, mediate, Minecraft, neglect, parents, Pregnancy, Rift, Russian values, Server, vaccination, Visit, Wife

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	247	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Hey there gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your own family seem boring in comparison.

Imagine a world where your in-laws fly all the way to Russia to meet their grandchild, only to be denied the chance to hold him because of some vaccination drama. It’s like a telenovela, but with creepers and zombies!

And don’t forget about the cultural clashes between European and Russian values. Who knew Minecraft could teach you so much about international relations?

So come join us on this server for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs diamonds when you have family drama to mine through?

SurgerySassCraft

family conflict, family pressure, financial trouble, local hospital, Medicaid/Medicare, niece surgery, public health insurance, single mom, spine surgery, surgery assistance, surgery assistance offer, surgery center, surgery center owner, surgery complications, surgery decision, surgery ethics, surgery options, surgery refusal, surgery reimbursement, surgery scheduling, SurgerySassCraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ores Mined:	3705
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister-in-law living with you? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and medical mishaps!

We specialize in spine surgery, just like the surgery center in this crazy story. But don’t worry, all of our surgeons take public health insurance, so you won’t have to deal with any Medicaid/Medicare drama here.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to convince your family members to let you perform surgery on them in a virtual world. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

SillySteveMC SMP

absurd choices, asinine choices, boneheaded moves, brainless behavior, daft decisions, dumb moves, foolhardy decisions, foolish actions, idiotic behavior, idiotic blunders, imbecilic behavior, laughable errors, ludicrous actions, moronic moves, nonsensical behavior, preposterous actions, ridiculous mistakes, senseless actions, silly mistakes, SillySteveMC, smp, stupid decisions

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	1983	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all the derpy, wacky, and downright ridiculous players out there!

Join us if you want to witness players building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of dirt, or if you want to see someone try to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it’s a flying mount. Our server is a non-stop comedy show filled with hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! We also have epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Prank Wars” where players compete to pull off the most outrageous and elaborate pranks on each other.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of facepalms. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ExBlockScape

BETRAYAL, Breakup, Closure, Communication Issues, emotional pain, ex, ExBlockScape, healing, HEARTBREAK, incompatibility, Infidelity, last straw, letting go, moving on, personal growth, red flags, relationship, self love, self-care, toxic relationship, trust issues

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Are you tired of dealing with relationship drama and heartbreak? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a chicken.

Our server is so amazing that even your ex will be jealous of all the fun you’re having. Imagine a place where you can build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week.

So say goodbye to your ex and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more plentiful here than on any other server. Just saying.

CraftyNavalnyExchngDeal

CraftyNavalnyExchngDeal, Deal, Diplomacy, exchange, extradition, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Kremlin, Navalny, Négotiation, opposition leader, political asylum, political prisoner, prisoner swap, protest, putin, russia, sanctions, security concerns, united states, White House

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Enchantments Applied:	192
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	127

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where Navalny was gonna be exchanged as part of a deal with Russia, but then he was like, nah, i’m gonna join this server instead. and now he’s like building the sickest castles and stuff, it’s wild, man.

plus, like, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds and stuff. you gotta join to find it, man, it’s like a treasure hunt but with more explosions and stuff.

and, like, the best part is, we got this secret society of llamas who run the whole server. they’re like, the mafia of Minecraft, man. you gotta join and pay tribute to the llama bosses or they’ll banish you to the Nether forever.

so yeah, join this server, man, it’s like a rollercoaster of craziness and fun. plus, we got free cake every Friday. what more could you ask for, dude?

MorallyMinecraft

arrogance, Behavior, Disrespect, double standards, ENTITLEMENT, Ethics, Hypocrisy, Immorality, interpersonal relationships, judgement, mistreatment, moral high ground, moral superiority, morality, MorallyMinecraft, repugnant behavior, self-righteousness, social dynamics, superiority complex, Treatment

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ores Mined:	6446

so, liek, u know how sum peeps think they all high n mighty but then they act like total jerks? well, dis server is da total opposite of dat! we all about havin fun n bein silly, no judgy mcjudgersons allowed here!

join dis server if u wanna build a giant toilet house or ride a pig into battle. we got crazy mini-games like “sheep jousting” and “creeper dodgeball”. plus, our community is so wacky and wild, u never know what kinda shenanigans will happen next!

forget about all da serious servers out there, come join us for a good time and lots of laughs. who needs morals when u got memes and mayhem? join now and let’s get weird together!

TubercraftSA: Risky Business

Business, Disease, epidemiology, health, Healthcare, Infectious Disease, public health, Pulmonary Disease, research, risk factors, Risky, south africa, study, TubercraftSA, Tuberculosis, Tuberculosis Epidemiology, Tuberculosis Factors, Tuberculosis Healthcare, Tuberculosis Prevention, Tuberculosis Research, Tuberculosis Risk, Tuberculosis South Africa, Tuberculosis Study

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

so, like, if you wanna avoid getting TB in South Africa, you should totally join this amazin’ Minecraft server! we got magical potions that can protect you from all them nasty germs, like seriously, you’ll be safer here than in a bubble wrap factory! Plus, we got this secret underground bunker where you can hide out if things get real sketchy. Trust me, you don’t wanna mess with TB, but you do wanna mess with this server! Join now and stay safe, my dudes!

Server for those who craft like a misfit, but with mods that actually work!

archaeology, Automation, Craft, create mod, Difficulty, Explore, Food, gears, graphics, inventory management, Minecraft, Misfit, Misfit Gaming, Mod Pack, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, Pulleys, quality of life, Server, Storage, Survival, Vanilla Gameplay, work

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Enchantments Applied:	227
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Misfit Gaming Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Create Mod Awesomeness	Dive into the world of gears, pulleys, and automation with a focus on the Create mod and its addons.
Enhanced Difficulty	Experience tougher challenges with mods like difficult caves, Alex’s mobs, end remastered, and Mowzies mobs.
Stunning Graphics	Visual magic has been cranked up for an amazing experience with blocks.
Features	Includes quality of life mods for inventory management, storage, archaeology, food, and more while maintaining a vanilla style of gameplay.
Player Criteria	All are welcome to join, but it is suggested for players to be 18+ and bring their common sense.
World Start Date	01 AUG 2024

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the server?

A: Yes, all are welcome to join but it is recommended for players to be 18+.

Q: What is the main focus of the server?

A: The server is heavily focused on the Create mod and its many addons, along with enhanced difficulty through various mods.

Q: Are there any specific rules for the server?

A: It is recommended for players to bring their common sense and follow basic etiquettes while playing.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the provided Discord link: Misfit Gaming Discord

GenderBendMC Server

CHANGE, character arc, Character development, gender dynamics, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender representation, gender stereotypes, gender swap, GenderBendMC, Impact, narrative shift, perspective shift, plot twist, Protagonist, protagonist journey, role reversal, series, Server, storytelling, transformation

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken the MC of every series you’ve ever read and swapped their genders from the start! Can you imagine how much chaos this will cause?

Join us as we watch Naruto become Narutina, Harry Potter transform into Harriet Potter, and Goku become Gokina! Witness the epic battles and hilarious misunderstandings that ensue as these beloved characters navigate their new genders in a world full of creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all – we also have custom-built gender-swapped skins for all your favorite characters, so you can play as your favorite gender-bent hero or villain. And don’t worry, we’ve even changed the dialogue to reflect their new identities, so get ready for some seriously wacky conversations.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate gender-bending adventure! Who knows, you might even discover a whole new side to your favorite characters that you never knew existed.