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HubbyHaven – NeglectCraft

calm person, Communication Issues, emotional response, frustrated argument, household responsibilities, housework argument, HubbyHaven, husband fell asleep, husband walked out, keys and phone left behind, marital conflict, NeglectCraft, not checking on husband, not worried, parenting stress, relationship dynamics, toddler accident, toddler bedtime, tube feeding, upset husband, waking him up

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crops Grown:	8914
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of arguments about housework ruining your Minecraft gaming time? Well, look no further! Join our server for a drama-free experience where you can build to your heart’s content without any interruptions.

We promise that no one will storm out of the virtual room and leave you alone with a virtual toddler who needs to be tube-fed every 3 hours. Our server is a safe space where you can focus on your virtual creations without worrying about your virtual husband falling asleep in your virtual bed.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind! Who needs keys and phones in the lounge when you have diamonds and redstone in Minecraft? Let’s build a world where arguments are a thing of the past and the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

HomeFunCraft SMP

HomeFunCraft, smp

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Emeralds Found:	6611	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle giant chickens for epic loot. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a rollercoaster made of TNT – you never know what’s going to happen next!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground dance clubs, llama racing tracks, and a skydiving competition where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So if you’re ready to throw out the rulebook and embrace the chaos, join our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a spare pair of pants, just in case.

BlockyTurnOns

atypical attraction, bizarre preference, BlockyTurnOns, eccentric fetish, idiosyncratic arousal, offbeat desire, offbeat turn-on, outlandish desire, peculiar preference, peculiar turn on, quirky fetish, quirky turn-on, strange arousal, surprising attraction, surprising fetish, unconventional stimulation, unexpected arousal, unexpected turn-on, unique turn-on, unusual arousal, unusual turn on

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	26
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server will turn you on in ways you never thought possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and twists that will leave you wanting more.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing the Macarena around you. Or how about taming a pet zombie that can breakdance like nobody’s business? On our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold blocks. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your heart too, if you’re into that sort of thing). See you there!

UltraCraft: Ovarian Detector 96%

Accuracy, Accurate ultrasound test, cancer detection, Clinical Study, detector, diagnostic tests, disease prevention, early detection, gynecology, health technology, Healthcare, IOTA ADNEX model, medical advancements, Medical research, oncology, ovarian, ovarian cancer, Precision medicine, Screening, UK study, UltraCraft, women’s cancer, Women’s Health

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2234
Farms Harvested:	268	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

lol, u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like an accurate ultrasound test but for ur gaming skills, bro. like, we detect 96% of players with epic building skills and pvp talent. our IOTA ADNEX model is off the charts, detecting up to 96% of gamers with mad skills. join now and become a legend in the minecraft world, cuz this server is where the real pros play. don’t miss out on the chance to show off ur skills and dominate the competition. come join us and let’s see if u got what it takes to be a minecraft master!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, LIA, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, PALS, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Schedule, Phase Connect Official Twitter, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Twitch Archive Channels, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, PIXEL, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	54	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Join our server for a wild ride with our epic characters like Lia, the master of building, and Dizzy Dokuro, the TNT enthusiast! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, we have more drama than a villager trading scandal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin! Disclaimer: Not responsible for any rage quits or accidental lava deaths.

You Did It Minecraft SMP

adult content, Captivating, Diversity, Entertainment, explicit, Goddess, mesmerizing, Minecraft, Performance, Provocative, Screen, SHAKE, Show, smp, television, titties, Tony, Trannymite, Transgender, tune in, Wednesday, WEEKLY, WIN

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	50	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But here’s the catch – the armor was cursed to make you dance uncontrollably every time you wore it! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued as players battled it out while busting a move? It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Yes, you heard that right. Imagine facing off against a dragon while it drops sick beats and spits fire (both literally and metaphorically). It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with dancing armor, beatboxing dragons, and who knows what other surprises await you. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

MommaOuttaHere Minecraft Server

aging parents, Aging population, alzheimer’s, assisted living, care management, caregiver responsibilities, caregiver role, caregiver stress, caregiver support, dementia care, elder care, family caregiving, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, home health care, Long Term Care, memory care facility, Minecraft, MommaOuttaHere, parental care, senior communities, Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
New Chunks Explored:	740057	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics and tough decisions just like in the real world.

Are you ready to take on the challenge of managing a senior community while also dealing with a boyfriend who is fiercely protective of his mother? Test your communication skills as you try to convince him that moving his mom to a memory care facility is the best option.

But beware, there may be some unexpected twists and turns along the way. Will you be able to handle the pressure of balancing your relationship with your boyfriend and the well-being of his mother? Join our server now and find out!

KeylessKarma: No Entry, No Problem!

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Courtesy, entry, guest accommodations, guest etiquette, house rules, house sitter, houseguest, INCONVENIENCE, KeylessKarma, Keys, lesson learned, locked out, misunderstanding, Neighborhood, Problem, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, SECURITY, Trust

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ores Mined:	9282	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Come join our Minecraft server for the ultimate adventure! Just like this crazy story of a friend who couldn’t handle basic instructions, you never know what wild antics you’ll encounter on our server.

Explore our vast world and make sure to lock up your virtual house keys, because who knows what mischievous players might try to sneak in and steal your virtual ice cream! Don’t worry, our neighborhood may look safe, but you can never be too careful in the world of Minecraft.

And if you ever find yourself locked out of your virtual house, don’t expect any sympathy from us! Just like the OP in this story, we believe in tough love and teaching valuable lessons about responsibility. Plus, who wouldn’t want to enjoy a nice virtual coffee break while your friend is stuck outside in the heat?

So join our server today and remember, always keep your virtual house keys close and be prepared for some outrageous adventures! And hey, if you ever need a virtual house sitter, we promise not to leave your virtual front door unlocked. 😉

SecretSMPShame

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	5

Are you tired of being the only one who knows about your embarrassing moments? Join our Minecraft SMP and share your most cringeworthy stories with a whole community of players who will laugh with you, not at you! From accidentally setting your house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket to getting stuck in a block while trying to escape a creeper, we’ve all been there and we’re here to support you through it all. So come join us for a good laugh and some epic gameplay, because on our server, the only thing more ridiculous than your embarrassing moments is the fun you’ll have trying to survive them!

CreeperClique: “You’re just a blockhead”

BETRAYAL, Blockhead, casual relationship, CreeperClique, damaging words, deep hurt, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional scars, emotional turmoil, emotional wounds, friend with benefits, Heartache, hurtful actions, hurtful experiences, hurtful remarks, hurtful words, insensitive comments, negative impact, painful conversations, painful memories, toxic relationships, Youre

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Are you tired of dealing with drama from your friends with benefits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic creations with your fellow players! No more awkward conversations or mixed signals, just pure unadulterated block-building fun! Join us now and leave all that friend with benefits drama behind!