selfish shitposts – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

JuneCraft Server
birth names, buried, eldritch kike, eternal concern, Faggots, fate, follow me, Friends, games, gentlemen, good of the vidya, june, JuneCraft, living corpses, redpills, REWARD, rise against us, selfish shitposts, Server, strike down, Survival
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us on a wild adventure where the chances of survival are a thrilling 41%. Watch out for zombie players pretending to be your friends – but fear not, our fearless leader will use his redpills to bury them under their birth names!
Embark on a quest to strike down the faggots that rise against us and uncover the eldritch kike lurking in the shadows. This server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who seek the ultimate gaming challenge and the chance to save the vidya world from evil forces.
So come, join us on this insane journey and fight for glory, honor, and the most epic shitposts you will ever experience in Minecraft! The fate of your games is in your hands – are you ready to take on the challenge?

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New Server IP
StepGrandmaLoveCraft
Access, babysit, college fund, Disappointment, family, family gatherings, Goddaughter, Graduation, Granddaughter, Harassment, high school, Pretended to love, Pretending to love, relationship, second son, stepchildren, Stepfather, StepGrandmaLoveCraft, threatened, Vile names
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy stories that will make you question your own family dynamics.
Looking for a place to escape the chaos of your own family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about all the drama happening in your life. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about your virtual family members harassing you or calling you names – unless it’s all in good fun!
Join now and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and surviving in a world where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant pixelated statue. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own virtual family and make memories that will last a lifetime – or until the next server reset!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the craziness begin! Just remember, in this world, the only blocks being thrown are the ones you mine yourself.

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TipTasticCraft
cashless transactions, compensation, customer service, debit machines, employees, fair treatment, fast food, financial transparency, gratuity, income, labor rights, minimum wage, payment methods, Restaurant (Industry), service industry, tip pooling., tipping policy, Tips, TipTasticCraft, Wage, worker compensation
Ever wondered what happens to those tips you leave on the debit machines at fast food joints? Well, on our Minecraft server, we can assure you that all those tips go straight to our virtual employees who work tirelessly to serve you the best pixelated burgers and fries in the blocky world. Join us and witness the epic battles between the burger-flipping zombies and the french fry-loving skeletons as they fight for your tips! And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the legendary secret sauce recipe that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all the other players. So come on down to our server and let’s tip our virtual hats to the unsung heroes of the fast food industry!

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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server
BlockyBanter, cease-fire agreement, ceasefire talks, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israeli attacks, Middle East conflict, military conflict, military escalation, Minecraft, negotiation process, ongoing discussions, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, Server, violence
Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out their eyes. It’s like a freakin’ zoo up in here, but with blocky animals. Plus, we got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we do every Saturday night – last time, someone found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! So come on, join us and let’s get weird together in this wacky Minecraft world!

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NairobiDumpDiggers
body parts, Crime Scene, crime scene investigation, criminal activity, criminal investigation, disposal, female, forensic evidence, garbage dump, gruesome discovery, Homicide, human remains, investigation, Kenyan, law enforcement, murder, Nairobi, NairobiDumpDiggers, Police, shocking find, violent crime
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T FIND ANY FEMALE BODY PARTS IN THE GARBAGE DUMP, ONLY DIAMONDS AND GOLD! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE KENYAN POLICE WOULD RATHER PLAY HERE THAN INVESTIGATE CRIMES.
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH RARE LOOT AND A GIANT MINECRAFT MONSTER THAT DROPS ENCHANTED ITEMS WHEN YOU DEFEAT IT.
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU TO A DIMENSION WHERE EVERYTHING IS MADE OF CANDY. YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE OUT OF LOLLIPOPS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE GUMMY BEARS.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

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EternalCraft: Born to Mine, Built to Last
Being, Born, built, Consciousness, continuity, Essence, ETERNAL, EternalCraft, Existence, Identity, Individuality, introspection, Legacy, Life, Metaphysical, mortality, permanence, postexistence, preexistence, Self, SELF AWARENESS, Soul, Transcendence
YO YO YO, LISTEN UP Y’ALL! THIS SERVER BE SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS BE DROPPIN’ IT LIKE IT’S HOT!
WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, SHEEP THAT CAN RAP, AND CHICKENS THAT LAY GOLDEN EGGS!
JOIN US IF YOU WANNA RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE, MINE DIAMONDS WITH A SPOON, AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT!
OUR MODS ARE SO CRAZY, THEY TURNED THE OCEAN INTO LAVA AND MADE THE MOON OUT OF CHEESE!
COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON IS AFRAID OF US! YEEHAW! 🤠🔥🐲🧀

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An Apple a Day Keeps the Creeper Away – Semi-Hardcore Server 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalypse, Apple, Competition, creeper, Datapack, Day, Discord, Enhancements, FAIRPLAY, Friendly, Gapple, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, OneLife, Prizes, PvE, Revive, rules, Semi Vanilla, Semihardcore, Server, TopPlayers, ultra hardcore

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	One Life – Don’t Die UHC
Server IP	gapple.mchost.pro / 108.181.149.16:26998
Duration	258 weeks
Special Events	Weekly Sunday Competitions & Team Competitions
Goal	Stay alive and earn points

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What happens if I die on the server?	You can earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition.
What are the server rules?	Play fair and friendly, no unfair advantages with client-side mods or hacking/xray.
What is the Apocalypse DataPack?	It adds special enhancements to certain mobs and introduces new challenges in the game.
How to view top scoring players?	Hold a bone block in your hand to see the current top scoring players on the server.
Is PvP enabled?	Yes, PvP is enabled on this server for a Free-For-All gameplay experience.

Minecraft server: “PhaseCraft – The Ultimate Connection”
Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Connection, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, PhaseCraft, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Ultimate, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with a cast of characters straight out of a crazy anime! From Lia the magical unicorn to Dizzy the dancing skeleton, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
Join us on this wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore alongside characters like Kaneko Lumi, who can summon rainbows with a flick of her wand, or Kokoromo Memory, who can turn your blocks into fluffy clouds.
But beware, because lurking in the shadows is the mischievous Kannagi Loki, who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. And don’t forget about Ayase Yuu, who can turn your Minecraft world upside down with her reality-bending powers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the explosive surprises that await you around every corner. It’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

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KinoCraft: The Return of the Lads – Best Minecraft Server
2016 elections, APPEAL, big screen, blockbuster, box office hit, Cinema, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, film, Kino, KinoCraft, Lads, menu, Minecraft, movie lovers, movie magic, movie night, must watch, Nostalgia, Popcorn, RETURN, Server, silver screen, Theater
Get ready to dive into a Minecraft server so lit, it’ll make you question reality. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of creepers decided to throw a rave in the Nether. The music was bumping, the lava was flowing, and everyone was having a blast. But then, out of nowhere, a team of brave players swooped in on flying pigs and crashed the party. It was chaos, it was mayhem, it was EPIC. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the wild adventures waiting for you on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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TripDontMatter Minecraft Server
accident, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, cousin, ENTITLEMENT, family, Funeral, Gratitude, Grief, insensitive, Minecraft, MONEY, perspective, Priorities, reschedule, Selfishness, Server, sister, Support, trip, TripDontMatter, Understanding
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of your virtual adventures? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize your in-game trips over everything else!
Join us and experience the thrill of planning a weeklong expedition to the farthest corners of the virtual world, without any unexpected deaths getting in your way. Need to know the exact date of a virtual funeral before you can commit to the trip? We got you covered!
And don’t worry about canceling your trip last minute, because we understand that sometimes life happens – even in the Minecraft universe. Plus, we’ll even demand that our admins pay for a virtual hotel if you need to reschedule. Because on our server, your trip is the most important thing in the world – literally.
So come join us and let’s embark on an epic journey together, where the only thing that matters is your next adventure. Virtual funeral dates can wait – there are creepers to defeat and diamonds to mine!

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New Server IP
PixelPolyamoryCraft
artistic expression, communication problem, Conflict Resolution, emotional reaction, Girlfriend, google meet, hurt feelings, long-distance relationship, Miscommunication., Painting, painting activity, painting basics, painting boundaries, painting rules, PixelPolyamoryCraft, Portrait, relationship boundaries, relationship communication, relationship issue
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Need a break from your long distance relationship woes? Join us and build your own virtual world where you can paint portraits of each other without any rules or restrictions!
On our server, you can let your creativity run wild and paint your girlfriend however you want – whether it’s just her face or her whole body with a monument in the background! Who needs rules when you have the freedom to express yourself in any way you choose?
Join us for a fun and lighthearted experience where you can leave all the relationship drama behind and focus on building, exploring, and having a good time with fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new painting buddy who appreciates your artistic vision without any judgment! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the painting adventures begin!

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