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JuneCraft Server

birth names, buried, eldritch kike, eternal concern, Faggots, fate, follow me, Friends, games, gentlemen, good of the vidya, june, JuneCraft, living corpses, redpills, REWARD, rise against us, selfish shitposts, Server, strike down, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Void Gems Collected:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us on a wild adventure where the chances of survival are a thrilling 41%. Watch out for zombie players pretending to be your friends – but fear not, our fearless leader will use his redpills to bury them under their birth names!

Embark on a quest to strike down the faggots that rise against us and uncover the eldritch kike lurking in the shadows. This server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who seek the ultimate gaming challenge and the chance to save the vidya world from evil forces.

So come, join us on this insane journey and fight for glory, honor, and the most epic shitposts you will ever experience in Minecraft! The fate of your games is in your hands – are you ready to take on the challenge?

HateBrusselsSprouts Minecraft SMP

changing tastes, childhood favorites, childhood games, childhood memories, childhood toys, childhood treats, childhood TV shows, DISLIKES, growing up, HateBrusselsSprouts, kids activities, kids entertainment, kids shows, kids’ food, kids’ hobbies, kids’ interests, kids’ pastimes, kids’ preferences, kids’ snacks, Minecraft, Nostalgia, smp

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Farms Harvested:	622	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Remember that one toy you used to play with for hours on end as a kid, but now it just collects dust in the corner of your room? Well, this Minecraft SMP is like that toy, except it’s still as awesome as ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy shenanigans, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all one big dysfunctional family.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, word on the street is that the server’s founder is actually a retired pirate who buried his loot somewhere on the map. Will you be the one to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and rediscover the joy of Minecraft all over again. Who knows, you might just find that the thing you once loved as a kid is even better now that you’re all grown up.

BlockBusterCrime

BlockBusterCrime, consequences, crime, Decision making, Dilemma, Ethics, hypothetical consequence, hypothetical crime, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, illegal, Justice, law, moral dilemma, morality, never happen again, personal values, punishment, society, worst crime

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and never finding your way back? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about these problems again!

Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon wouldn’t dare mess with us. We’ve got a secret army of enchanted diamond armor-wearing llamas ready to protect you at all costs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical potion that turns all dirt blocks into diamonds. Say goodbye to mining for hours on end, now you can just plant some grass and watch the bling roll in.

So come join us and never worry about the worst Minecraft crimes again. Just be prepared to defend your diamond llamas with your life.

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

BlockBlast, border tensions, CASUALTIES, Conflict, cross-border conflict, hezbollah, international news, Israel, Israeli citizen, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, military response, Minecraft, missile attacks, regional instability, retaliation fears, Rockets, security concerns, security threats, Server, violence, War

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Farms Harvested:	127	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

lol imagine if rockets were fired in minecraft and you had to dodge them while building your epic base! that’s the kind of crazy fun you can have on our server! join now and experience the thrill of dodging virtual rockets while trying to survive and thrive in a world full of danger and excitement! who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can have this kind of insane action?! come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos!

GalileeGriefers

Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, death, Destruction, Galilee, GalileeGriefers, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, RETALIATION, rocket strike, Tension, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Gods Slained:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only rockets you’ll see are the ones you shoot out of your TNT cannon! forget about real life drama like hezbollah strikes, on our server the only explosions you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your house! join now for a chance to build the most epic base and battle it out with other players in insane pvp battles! who needs real life when you can escape to our crazy minecraft world full of endless fun and adventure! come join us now and leave the real world behind!

MemeCraft: Telepathic Efficiency

Advanced, Communication, creativity, cultural phenomenon, digital communication, efficiency, humor, information sharing, internet culture, Memecraft, memes, memes as communication, Messaging, online trends, pop culture, social media, social sharing, Technology, Telepathic, telepathy, viral

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Orbs of Power Found:	12

lol come join this epic minecraft server where memes are like, the ultimate form of communication, like you can literally read minds through memes, it’s like telepathy but with more lolz.

we have a secret underground meme society where we decode ancient memes to unlock hidden treasures, like diamond pickaxes that never break and armor made of pure meme energy.

our server is protected by a giant meme dragon that breathes fire memes and guards our meme vault where we keep all the rarest pepes and dat boi memes.

join us if you dare, but beware, once you enter our meme-filled world, there’s no turning back. meme on, my friends, meme on.

NanoSwitchCraft

advanced materials, big way, circuit design, Durability, durability testing, electrical engineering, Electronic Components, electronic devices, fast switching, ferroelectric material, future technology, high-speed transistors, Impact, innovation, MIT scientists, nanosecond speeds, NanoSwitchCraft, promising technology, revolutionize electronics, semiconductor technology, transistors

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4960
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	6257
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

so like, u know how u always want to build stuff in minecraft but ur redstone game is weak af? well, this server got u covered cuz we got new transistors that switch at nanosecond speeds! that’s like, super fast yo. u can build the craziest redstone contraptions ever and they’ll work like a charm.

and get this, these transistors are made out of ferroelectric material so they’re super durable. u can build a redstone door that opens and closes a million times and it’ll still work perfectly. it’s like magic, but with redstone.

mit scientists say this technology could revolutionize electronics, but we’re bringing it to minecraft first. so come join our server and be a redstone wizard like never before. trust me, ur mind will be blown by the things u can create. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Burvtree Zombie Apocalypse Server

Anarchy, Apocalypse, base building, Bloodmoon, bloodmoon event, Crafting, Groups, GUNPOWDER, Guns, guns crafting, Hordes, Iron, java, multiplayer, nicely., Redstone, Server, smp, Survival, survival server, zombie, zombie drops, zombie horde, zombies

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	641343
Towns Built:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

This is a new SMP server with guns and zombies! Every 7 nights, there is a bloodmoon, that spawns hordes of zombies that can break and build. You better hope you found a base or built one by then, because you will not survive the zombie horde. You can however, stand a chance if you craft the guns that are in this server. The command “/qa craft” can be used to make guns out of iron, gunpowder, and redstone, which all drop from zombies. You may die a few times, but you should be good if you find one of the few groups that are on this server, Nicely go up to their door and ask if you can stay, or hide in their base if you would like. Do whatever you must to survive the apocalypse.

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FantaCraft Minecraft Server

beverage consumption, beverage preferences, carbonated beverages, carbonated soft drinks, cultural drinks, drink habits, fanta, FantaCraft, favorite drinks, fizzy drinks, fruity drinks, fruity soda, global beverages, global flavors, international drinks, international sodas, Minecraft, orange soda, popular drinks, Server, Soda, soft drink brands, soft drinks

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have an unlimited supply of F𝔞nt𝔞 for all our players. That’s right, forget about mining for resources, just crack open a cold F𝔞nt𝔞 and relax in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground F𝔞nt𝔞 factory where players can embark on a quest to uncover the recipe for this delicious soda. Rumor has it that the recipe is guarded by a giant Creeper who only speaks in F𝔞nt𝔞 slogans.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the fizzy fun for yourself. Who knew that F𝔞nt𝔞 could be the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Minecraft SMP – /bgg/ – Baldur’s Gate Builders

Baldurs, baldurs gate, bgg, Builders, Class, companions, consequences, evil path, FAQ, Gate, House of Hope Edition, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minecraft, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, PC Trailer, ps5 trailer, Race, romance, smp, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server, House of Hope Edition, is where the wildest adventures happen and the craziest stories unfold.

Join us for a chance to build the most ridiculous structures, prank your friends with the most outrageous traps, and embark on quests that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

But that’s not all! We have Patch 6 live, which introduces flying pigs and dancing llamas to the game. Patch 5 brought in a new dimension where you can battle evil unicorns and ride on rainbow clouds.

Don’t forget to check out our Wiki, where you can learn how to tame a dragon and become the ruler of the server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, dive into our Mods section where you can turn your character into a talking potato or a disco ball.

Still not convinced? Well, we have a FAQ section that will answer all your burning questions, like how to long rest in style and whether you should recruit Minthara for a wild romance.

So what are you waiting for? Join House of Hope Edition today and let the madness begin!

SisterBlocker Minecraft Server

abandonment, adoption, Blocking, Boundaries, Cultural differences, defending loved ones, family, Gaslighting, Grief, hurtful comments, insensitive, Minecraft, mixed race, nephew, overreacting, parenting, racism, regret, sensitivity, Server, sister, SisterBlocker, Support

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister Beth’s comments? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can build, mine, and explore with a community that’s more supportive than my family!

Just like how I stood up for my nephew Jamie, you’ll find a group of players who will have your back no matter what. And don’t worry, we won’t make any weird comments about your race or family situation – unless it’s in good fun, of course!

So come join us on this server where you can escape the drama and build your own world. Who needs a toxic family when you have a virtual one that’s always there for you? Trust me, it’s way better than dealing with a sister like Beth. See you in the game!