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Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Self-Help Server

alexander the great, ancient wisdom, aristotle, Book, Crafty, GREATNESS, Improvement, inspiration, leadership, life lessons, McCraftface, moral truths, morality, motivation, non falsifiable, personal growth, philosophy, self development, self help, self improvement, self-mastery, selfhelp, Server, success, Ultimate

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8202
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2996
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to turn you into the next Alexander the Great! Forget about self-help books, all you need is to join our server and you’ll be on your way to greatness.

Our server is so powerful that even Aristotle himself would be jealous. He literally tutored Alexander the Great, and just look at how legendary he became! Critics may say our server is full of baseless claims and non-falsifiable moral truths, but we say it’s the key to unlocking your full potential.

Join us and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom. Conquer lands, build epic structures, and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Who needs a self-help book when you have our server to guide you to greatness? Join now and become the next Alexander the Great!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have been known to break out into song and dance numbers. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane adventure and see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you can get into. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

NoahHatesBasketballMC SMP

Athletic, Ball, Basketball, Competition, Court, dislike, DRIBBLE, Dunk, Game, general, hate, Hoop, jump, Net, noah, NoahHatesBasketballMC, player, Score, shoot, smp, sports, TEAM

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Towns Built:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Noah is the ultimate basketball hater! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, Noah tried to play basketball in Minecraft but accidentally threw the ball into a lava pit, causing a meltdown that destroyed half the server. Since then, he has banned all basketball-related activities and now spends his days hunting down any basketballs that dare to enter his realm. Join us for a chance to witness Noah’s epic basketball battles and maybe even sneak in a game or two when he’s not looking. Just be sure to hide your basketballs or face the wrath of Noah!

CreeperLove404

aita, Angry, Blame, Boyfriend, Communication, CreeperLove404, Defensive, forgetfulness, hurt, Movie, overreacting, Phone, restroom, strangers, Sync, trip, Uber, UNFAIR, Upset, Waiting

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine logging in to find yourself in a maze, with no phone to guide you. Will you be able to find your way out and reunite with your friends? Or will you be left wandering aimlessly, hoping for a friendly stranger to offer you an Uber ride?

But that’s not all – once you finally make it out of the maze, you’ll be faced with challenges that will test your communication skills with your fellow players. Can you and your teammates stay in sync and conquer the obstacles together? Or will you end up like the boyfriend in the story, lost and clueless?

Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs a phone when you have Minecraft to keep you entertained and on your toes?

TornadoYachtGoneMCServer

boat disaster, extreme weather, Italian coast, luxury yacht, maritime accident, maritime emergency, maritime incident, maritime rescue, maritime tragedy, mediterranean sea, missing persons, natural disaster, rescue operation, search and rescue, severe weather, sicily, storm damage, Tornado, TornadoYachtGoneMCServer, Tragedy, yacht sinking

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2206
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, you gotta hear this crazy story, bro. So, like, there was this epic tornado that came outta nowhere and sunk a freakin’ luxury yacht off Sicily. Like, what even?! One dude dead and six peeps missing, like, that’s some wild stuff, man.

But, like, don’t worry, our server ain’t got no tornadoes or sinking yachts, just a whole lotta fun and epic adventures waiting for you. Join us and let’s build some insane creations together, like a giant taco-shaped castle or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless, bro.

So, like, come join us on this Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that are even crazier than a tornado sinking a luxury yacht. Let’s get crafting, my dudes!

BridgeBusterCraft

aggression, Blockade, border, Bridge.., BridgeBusterCraft, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Emeralds Found:	1090	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Yo, come join our Minecraft server where we reenact epic battles like Ukraine cutting off Russian troops by blowing up the last bridge in Kursk Oblast. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and pixelated characters. Join us for some explosive fun and see if you can survive the chaos. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and treasures. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft server: TekCraft – Tekken Edition

Character, Combos, Edition, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, Server, Steam, Steam store, TekCraft, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 Character Overviews, Tekken General, terminology, YouTube playlist

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Void Gems Collected:	35
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 characters battling it out in the Minecraft world!

Picture this: Steve facing off against Kazuya Mishima in an epic showdown for the ages. Who will emerge victorious? Only you can decide by joining our server and experiencing the madness for yourself!

But that’s not all – we have Glicko2 ratings for all players, so you can see just how skilled you really are. Plus, our terminology and jargon will have you speaking like a Tekken pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

40% Off Real Estate in Minecraft SMP – Houses Aren’t That Bad!

arent, bad, Economy, Estate, home prices, Houses, housing affordability, housing bubble, housing costs, housing demand, housing market, housing market analysis, housing market comparison, housing market growth, housing market predictions, housing market statistics, housing supply, inflation, market trends, Minecraft, property value, real, real estate, real estate investment, real estate market, salary increase, smp

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the real estate market is as wild as a creeper explosion! Sure, houses are up 40% over the past 4 years, but fear not – everyone’s salaries are also up 40%! It’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and emeralds grow on trees.

Join us for the craziest real estate adventure of your life! Build your dream castle on a hill made of enchanted obsidian, or create a cozy hobbit hole in the side of a mountain. The possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve been blown up by a stray TNT block.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player on the server? Or will you be too busy trying to tame a herd of wild llamas that have taken over the town square?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of real estate madness! Who needs a boring 9 to 5 job when you can be a Minecraft real estate mogul? Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always trying to sabotage your latest building project.

ExFriendWeddingDrama

Accommodation, aita, Booked, Bridesmaid, engagement party, ex-friend, ExFriendWeddingDrama, expensive gift, Fight, Food, friendship, kicked out, mutual friends, performing at wedding, Singer, standard fee, traditional wedding gift, travel, wedding band, wedding gift, wedding planning

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Void Gems Collected:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Villages Defended:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of wedding planning? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with bridesmaid drama, wedding band battles, and friendship feuds!

Our server offers the unique experience of navigating through wedding planning chaos, where you can choose to be the bridezilla, the disgruntled bridesmaid, or even the wedding band member caught in the middle of it all. Will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior or give in to the pressure of performing for free?

Join now for a chance to roleplay out your wildest wedding scenarios and show off your building skills in creating the ultimate wedding venue. Who needs a traditional gift when you can gift us with your presence on our server? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this outrageous wedding saga – join today!

TNTropolis Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Deadly bomb blast, explosion, extremism, International, investigation, Israeli police, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Reuters, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, terror threat, Terrorism, terrorist attack, TNTropolis, Tragedy, Unrest, violence

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	52629
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	70
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

hey you! ya you! wanna join a minecraft server that’s more explosive than a terrorist attack in tel aviv? come on down to our server where the only thing blowing up is your mind with all the crazy fun we have! we’ve got more surprises than a bomb blast and more excitement than a police chase! join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime! who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and mayhem right here in our server! trust us, you won’t regret it!

KurskKaboomCraft

border security, border tensions, bridges destroyed, buffer zone, conflict zone, cross-border conflict, defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, infrastructure damage, international relations, Kursk region, KurskKaboomCraft, military control, Military operations, peace negotiations, regional stability, security measures, territorial control, Ukraine-Russia border, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Yo, so there’s this sick Minecraft server where Ukrainian forces are like, tightening control of the Kursk region, but like, in Minecraft world, ya know? They’re building bridges and destroying them, like it’s some crazy game of bridge destruction or something. Join this server if you wanna be part of the action, man! Build bridges, destroy bridges, it’s all good in this wacky world. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in a ‘buffer zone’ where things are always intense and exciting? Come join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!