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RedWhiteAndBlueCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, controversy, current events, DECLARATION, Diplomacy, disagreement, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Minecraft, national security, opinion, perspective, Politics, RedWhiteAndBlueCraft, Rivalry, russia, Server, state enemy, Superpowers, Tensions, united states, world news

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on chaos and absurdity just like Russia declaring the U.S. a state enemy! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive PvP battles, where you can unleash your inner spy and infiltrate enemy bases with stealthy maneuvers. Who knows, you might even uncover top-secret government documents hidden within the blocks of our virtual world. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, trust no one…especially those sneaky Russian players.

NightmareCraft: Dream Overload

anxiety, coping with nightmares, counseling, dream, dream analysis, emotional well being, fear, insomnia, mental health, mindfulness, multiple nightmares, NightmareCraft, Nightmares, OVERLOAD, psychological distress, relaxation techniques, self-care, Sleep, sleep disturbances, sleep hygiene, sleep patterns, Stress Management, Therapy

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about nightmares again! Our virtual world is so fun and exciting that your dreams will be filled with pixelated adventures instead of scary monsters. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of magical unicorns who will protect you from any spooky creatures that try to creep into your dreams. So come join us and say goodbye to bad dreams forever!

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, SMP McMMO Giveaways No p2w Custom items Lore Player-driven Player-created shops Friendly community Survival Quests Adventure Exploration PvP Roleplay Building Creative Events Economy Community-driven, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

A beautiful SMP with a beautiful community. Featuring lands, McMMO, giveaways, no p2w, custom items, immersive player-driven lore, player-created shops, and a friendly community!

mso.eradox.net

Blocky Poop Minecraft Server

bathroom, blocky, body weight, bowel movement, burrito, digestion, empty feeling, girth, height, History, largest shit, Minecraft, Organs, Poop, record-breaking, Relief, Server, Size Comparison, Small, smoll, toilet bowl, weight, weight comparison, weird feeling

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Potions Brewed:	118
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6942	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you ready to take on the ultimate challenge on our Minecraft server? Join now and experience the thrill of building structures as massive as the biggest poop in history! We’re talking burrito-sized creations that will leave you feeling empty inside (in a good way). Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join us and see if you can top the record for the biggest poop-inspired build on our server!

TechCraft Server – Where Techies Unite!

Career Advice, current salary, expected salary, interview practice, Interviewing, Job Interview, job market, Job Search, lay offs, Layoffs, Neetcode, Négotiation, offer negotiation, recruiters, salary, salary data, salary expectations, Server, tech industry, tech workers, Techcraft, TECHIES, unite

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Votes:	5301	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots fireballs!

2. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including the legendary Rainbow Sheep that poops out gold nuggets.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly, cuddly kittens. Don’t worry, they still explode, but with glitter and rainbows!

4. Our staff team consists of trained dolphins who communicate with players through sonar waves. They also perform synchronized water shows every hour.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor and weapons at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid with a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history!

StepkidSquad Minecraft Server

basic bills, bills, Birthday, car payment, christmas, clothes, Fairness, family, financially support, HOURS, husband, Minecraft, parenting, relationship, rent to own, responsibilities, school supplies, Server, sports, stepkids, StepkidSquad, Vacations, work

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Votes:	5404
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of carrying the weight of your entire Minecraft village on your shoulders? Well, look no further than our server, where we believe in equal contribution from all players! Join us and experience the thrill of making your husband actually pay for his fair share of bills and responsibilities in-game.

Imagine a world where your virtual children are actually taken care of by their other parent, leaving you free to focus on building epic structures and exploring new realms. Say goodbye to working overtime just to keep the creeper explosions at bay, and say hello to a balanced and fair Minecraft experience.

Don’t let your husband’s rent-to-own shenanigans hold you back from enjoying all that our server has to offer. Join now and let’s show him what it means to be a true Minecraft partner!

KidCashNoThanks

BROKE, budgeting, dental care, dental emergency, dental expenses, dental insurance, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, family finances, Family Support, financial independence, financial responsibility, Generosity, KidCashNoThanks, Parent-child relationship, personal finances, pride, sacrifice, saving money, Single dad, tight budget

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of family teamwork! Just like this single dad and his generous son, we encourage our players to support each other in times of need, whether it’s fixing a tooth or building a castle.

Join us for a tooth-tastic adventure where you can earn in-game currency to help out your fellow players in need. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond toothbrush to keep those pearly whites sparkling!

Our server is filled with exciting challenges and mini-games that will have you laughing and bonding with your virtual family. So come on in and let’s build a tooth fairy kingdom together – because in this server, we’ve got each other’s backs, even if it means borrowing a few virtual coins!

SpellFail Minecraft Server

common errors, frequently misspelled words, language difficulties, language struggles, linguistic slip-ups, Minecraft, misspelling, orthographic errors, persistent misspelling, Server, SpellFail, spelling blunders, spelling challenges, spelling difficulties, spelling errors, spelling mishaps, spelling mistakes, spelling slip-ups, spelling woes, vocabulary hurdles, word confusion, writing challenges

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of being judged for your terrible spelling skills? Do you constantly misspell words like “potato” or “banana” no matter how hard you try? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace terrible spellers with open arms! Join us and revel in the glory of misspelled words galore!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who roams the land in search of the rarest potatoes to add to his collection. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Golden Potato, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: Potato King may or may not actually exist, but we like to believe he does.)

So come on down to our server and join in on the misspelled madness! Who knows, you might just become the next Potato King yourself!

PutinCraft2020

Afghanistan, bungled exit, collusion, debate, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Invasion, military strategy, national security, nato, political controversy, presidential debate, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Chimeras Created:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s debate performances? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Putin would be impressed. Join us and experience a world where alliances are made over virtual block-building and where secret conversations with world leaders can lead to epic in-game wars. Who needs NATO when you have a pickaxe and a dream? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the political minefield of our Minecraft server. Just watch out for any unexpected invasions… or surprise debate revelations!

KimJongBoomCraft

aerial footage, Conflict, Defense, defense system, east asia, explosion, geopolitical tensions, international relations, KimJongBoomCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military technology, Missile, missile defense, North Korea, Propaganda, SECURITY, south korea, Surveillance, Tension, Video

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ores Mined:	5990
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like a missile exploding in da sky, but in Minecraft form! We got crazy explosions, epic battles, and u can even launch ur own missiles at ur enemies! It’s like North Korea vs South Korea but in blocky pixel form. Join now and be part of da madness!