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Roastie Diagnostics: A Minecraft Server for Self-Diagnosing Roasties

America, assburgers, cultural influence, Diagnosis, Diagnostics, dumb, identitarian, imported trend, internet culture, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, roastie, roasties, seeking attention, SELF AWARENESS, self diagnosing, SelfDiagnosing, Server, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, trend, validation

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	9581	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee a hilarious and absurdly entertaining experience! Are you tired of dealing with roasties from your country who are obsessed with self-diagnosing themselves with assburgers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no assburgers allowed” policy!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of self-diagnosing roasties, but you’ll also have the chance to witness some of the most outrageous stories unfold before your very eyes. From creepers throwing wild parties to zombies starting a dance revolution, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us now and become part of a community that refuses to believe in imported trends from America. Instead, we embrace the chaos and absurdity that comes with playing on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

What are Minecraft servers like Rosefall ?

Cosmetics, Custom, custom textures, Dungeons, enemies, Free Ranks, friendly community, Golden Shovels, Items, Materials, Perks, Player Shops, player-driven economy, PvE, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Shops, Survival, Trade, User-Friendly Land Claiming, Vanilla, weapons

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Ores Mined:	1464	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gods Slained:	1

HavenMC: HavenMC offers a custom survival experience with unique features such as custom dungeons, quests, and an economy system. Players can explore the world, complete challenges, and trade with others to thrive in this immersive server.
Craftadia: Craftadia is a community-driven server with a focus on player interaction and creativity. Players can claim land, build their own towns, and participate in events and activities with others. With custom features and a friendly community, Craftadia offers a similar experience to Rosefall .
MythicMobs: MythicMobs is a server dedicated to providing challenging PvE content for players to conquer. With custom mobs, bosses, and dungeons, players can test their skills and strategy in epic battles. If you enjoy the combat and adventure aspects of Rosefall , you’ll love exploring the world of MythicMobs.
AztecMC: AztecMC is a server that offers a mix of survival, exploration, and adventure. With custom plugins, events, and quests, players can embark on epic journeys, build their own kingdoms, and discover hidden treasures. If you’re looking for a server that combines the best elements of Rosefall with a unique twist, AztecMC is a great choice.
PixelmonCraft: For players who enjoy Pokemon and Minecraft, PixelmonCraft is the perfect server. With a custom mod that adds Pokemon into the game, players can catch, train, and battle their favorite creatures in a Minecraft world. Join a community of Pokemon trainers, explore different biomes, and challenge gyms to become the ultimate Pixelmon master.

play.rosefall.net

Crystalled

Crystal Box PvP, Crystalled, Daily, Designed, Discord, Entertaining, Events, Feedback, Fun, Gamemodes, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Network, Players, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchantments Applied:	196	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Towns Built:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Crystalled is a minecraft network that counts different gamemodes such as Crystal Box PvP, Lifesteal or even vanilla. It is super fun and entertaining as you can find a lot of players constantly and also a lot of events praticaly daily. We made our best to make a nice minecraft server designed by the players for the players. You can try it right now and give us a feedback on our discord!

crystalled.net

Yampy SMP – Where creepers say thank you before exploding! Whitelisted with proximity chat ♡

Adventure, Builders, Chat, Community, content creators, CREEPERS, Discord, Dungeons, Dynmap, Exploding, Fun, Heads, Kingdom, Mods, Proximity, Quality-of-life improvements, Shop Keepers, shopping district, smp, TAVERNS, Tectonic Generation, Terralith, Trailer Video, Whitelist, Whitelisted, Yampy, youtube channel

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Yampy SMP Server Overview
Description	A whitelisted, semi-vanilla Minecraft server offering a unique and engaging experience for all players.
Features	Terralith & Tectonic Generation Dungeons & Taverns Shop Keepers Quality of Life Improvements Proximity Chat Dynmap Heads
Build Your Own Kingdom	Create and expand your own kingdom, contribute to the shopping district, and help build a thriving community.
Trailer Video	A trailer video showcasing all the amazing features and builds on Yampy SMP is coming soon on the YouTube channel.
How to Join	Join the Discord server and speak to the mods to apply for the whitelist and become part of the growing community.

FAQ for Yampy SMP Server

1. Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. You will need to apply through the Discord server to join.

2. What kind of generation does the server have?

The server features Terralith & Tectonic generation, offering stunning landscapes, mountains, and diverse biomes.

3. Are there dungeons and taverns to explore?

Yes, there are plenty of structures like dungeons and taverns for players to explore.

4. Can players interact with NPCs like Shop Keepers?

Yes, players can interact with Shop Keepers to discover lore and other items scattered across the map.

5. What quality of life improvements are available on the server?

Features like one player sleep, fire tick off, and no mob griefing are available for a better gameplay experience.

6. Is there proximity chat on the server?

Yes, players can communicate and build stories easily with nearby players using proximity chat.

7. How can players keep track of the world and builds?

Players can use Dynmap to keep track of the world, their builds, and see who’s online even when they’re not.

8. Can players decorate with heads on the server?

Yes, players can decorate with heads as a way of decorating while keeping a vanilla feel.

9. How can players join the server?

Players can join by joining the Discord server and applying for the whitelist through the mods.

Furry Soviet Minecraft Server

cold war, communism, Fandom, furfags, Furry, furry community, furry culture, Government, History, Minecraft, Political, Propaganda, Server, Soviet, Soviet history, Soviet ideology, Soviet politics, Soviet propaganda, soviet russia, Soviet society, soviet union, USSR

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Farms Harvested:	754
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ores Mined:	2462
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by a group of Soviet furries who have mastered the art of building pixelated fur suits that will make your character look fabulous!

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server – if you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most fur-tastic Minecraft adventures of your life!

Enunciating Trump Minecraft SMP

Campaign, Communication, controversy, criticism, debate, election, enunciate, Enunciating, Incompetence, intelligence, language skills, leadership, Minecraft, Politics, president, public speaking, rhetoric, skepticism, smp, Speech, trump, two syllable words, valid candidate

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds the same old houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. It’s a madhouse of mayhem and we want YOU to be a part of it!

But wait, there’s more! Our server owner is a llama in a top hat who speaks fluent pig Latin and has a pet Ender Dragon named Steve. And did we mention that our moderator is a talking potato who moonlights as a professional cheese sculptor? Yeah, things get pretty weird around here.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most absurd Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Remember, on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

DadGF Drama Minecraft Server

awkward encounter, boundary setting, DadGF, disrespectful behavior., divorced parents, Drama, emotional response, family celebration, family conflict, family dynamics, Minecraft, mixed emotions, nonverbal communication, parent’s new partner, parental approval, parental dating, parental divorce, parental relationships, personal boundaries, restaurant outing, Server, social etiquette, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Towns Built:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	2503
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a chance to witness family reunions gone wrong, with a side of awkward encounters and shady characters.

Picture this: you’re out celebrating your mom’s birthday at a virtual restaurant when suddenly, your dad and his new lady friend show up. The tension is so thick, you could cut it with a diamond sword! Will you shake hands with the new girlfriend or just stare awkwardly like a creeper in the night?

But wait, there’s more! Your dad’s dramatic exit with a cheesy catchphrase will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. And don’t forget the cryptic emoji text message he sends afterwards – what could it mean? Only the Minecraft gods know!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience family drama, awkward encounters, and shady characters all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the chaos unfold – join us now for a wild ride!

WeddingSnubbedCraft

Backup Plan, declining, event planning, feelings, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, guest list, guest list management, hurt feelings, hurtful, Invitation, Petty, priority, RSVP, social circles, social etiquette, social events, social expectations, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding, WeddingSnubbedCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Emeralds Found:	3806
Void Gems Collected:	30	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of being put on the “B-list” in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a VIP! No need to worry about being someone’s backup plan here, because you’ll always be the star of the show.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Who needs a wedding invitation when you can have a virtual party with all your friends on our server? Say goodbye to hurt feelings and hello to endless entertainment.

So why wait? Join now and leave the drama behind. After all, on our server, you’re always at the top of the guest list!

BullyBashersCraft

Assertiveness, bully, BullyBashersCraft, bullying, Confrontation, empowerment, Justice, Overcoming, resilience, RETALIATION, Revenge, self defense, self protection, Self Respect, self-assertion, self-confidence, self-empowerment, standing up, standing your ground, strength

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Are you tired of being bullied in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can take revenge on your bully in the most epic way possible – by building a giant statue of them out of diamond blocks and then blowing it up with TNT! Show them who’s boss in the virtual world and assert your dominance with explosive style.

Join our server now and unleash your inner vengeful mastermind! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft to help you get back at those pesky bullies? Let the blocks do the talking and show them that you’re not to be messed with. Plus, we have a special “Bully Bashing” event every week where you can compete to see who can come up with the most creative revenge plan. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the revenge games begin!

CrackdownCraft: No More Free Pass!

Accountability, arrest, Brazil, CEO, Closure, crackdown, crackdown on social media, CrackdownCraft, France, free, pass, Regulation, regulation on social media, social media, social media accountability, social media crackdown, social media networks, social media platforms, social media platforms regulation, social media regulation, Telegram

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have no rules and anything goes! we don’t follow no regulations like those social media platforms, we’re rebels! our CEO ain’t getting arrested in France or Brazil, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons. join us for a wild ride where the only thing cracking down is our pickaxes on diamonds! #minecraftlife #noregulations #crazyfun

Microbe Madness – Infectious Adventure

Adventure, airborne pathogens, antibiotic resistance genes, C diff, China, disease transmission, dust particles, E.coli, environmental factors, Fungi, global health, high-level winds, infectious, infectious diseases, Japan, long distance travel, madness, Microbe, microbial dispersion, microbial transport, microbiology, pathogenic microbes, public health, Staph

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2904	Star Shards Collected:	59
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Yo, imagine this, dude! Our Minecraft server is like a wild ride through the craziest microbial world ever! We got pathogenic microbes flying all over the place, getting blown by high-level winds like they’re on a mission or something. And get this, these little guys can cause diseases in humans and even carry antibiotic-resistance genes!

In our server, you’ll see E Coli, Staph, C diff, fungi, and who knows what else, all hitching a ride on dust particles from China to Japan! It’s like a microbial road trip, but instead of a cozy car, they’re flying through the air like tiny microscopic superheroes.

Join our server if you want to experience the wildest, most infectious adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows what kind of crazy microbes you’ll encounter or what kind of chaos they’ll bring. It’s a microbial party you won’t want to miss!