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LoserSitterCraft

AITAH, Assertiveness, called me a loser, career goals, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflicts, family dynamics, guilt tripping, LoserSitterCraft, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sister’s kids, standing up for oneself, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8053
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of being called a “loser” by your own sister? Do you want to escape the snarky comments and belittling behavior? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can be the king or queen of your own virtual world!

On our server, you can build your dream castle, tame dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. No more babysitting drama, just pure gaming fun. And if your sister tries to call you a loser in the game, just unleash a virtual army of creepers on her!

So say goodbye to family dinner drama and hello to epic adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs a “real job” when you can rule a virtual kingdom?

LastDayInMinecraftSMP

acceptance, Adventure, appreciation, bucket list, carpe diem, cherish moments, Closure, final moments, Gratitude, Last Day, LastDayInMinecraftSMP, live life to the fullest, loved ones, make memories, make peace, Reflection, say goodbye, Seize the Day, spontaneity, travel, world

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with rubber chickens and riding llamas into battle. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to play hide and seek. So come join us for your last day in the world and see what kind of wacky shenanigans you can get into!

DreamJobCraft – Because I’m too busy mining diamonds and building epic structures!

AMBITION, aspirations, building, busy, career, determination, diamonds, dream job, DreamJobCraft, Epic, fear, fulfillment, goals, growth, Happiness, Mining, motivation, Obstacles, Passion, perseverance, Potential, procrastination, Self Discovery, self-doubt, Structures, success, uncertainty

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2206	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old jobs like being a doctor or lawyer? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your dream job is to be a professional block stacker! That’s right, stack blocks all day and get paid in virtual diamonds! Why waste time in the real world when you can live out your wildest block-stacking fantasies in our server?

Our server is also home to the legendary Block Ninja, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Block Ninja in a building competition, you will be granted one wish by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to take on this epic challenge?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions. Are you brave enough to embark on this epic quest?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your wildest block-stacking dreams!

WhaleSpyCraft

#intelligence gathering, Animal Behavior, animal health, Animal protection, animal rights, animal welfare, Arctic, Bacterial infection, environmental conservation, Espionage, international relations, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine mammal, marine research, marine wildlife, norway, Russian, spy whale, underwater communication, WhaleSpyCraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

come join our minecraft server where we have russian spy whales swimming around giving out secret missions and intel! they didn’t get shot dead like in norway, they just died from a wild bacterial infection that only exists in minecraft world! join now to uncover the truth behind these mysterious spy whales and maybe even become a spy yourself! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server! swim with the whales, solve puzzles, and uncover the secrets of the deep ocean! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the most epic minecraft server ever created!

Totally Processed Toddler Food Land

calories, child development, childhood nutrition, childhood obesity, children, diet, dietary patterns, eating habits, fast food, Food, food consumption, health, health risks, Junk Food, Land, nutrition, Nutritional Intake, processed, processed foods, research, study, Toddler, toddlers, Totally, ultra-processed food

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Farms Harvested:	305	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Animals Bred:	90	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got toddlers runnin around gettin half their calories from ultra-processed food yo. like, imagine playin minecraft and u see a lil 2-year-old munchin on some processed snacks while buildin a dope castle. and den u got 7-year-olds goin ham on dem ultra-processed foods, gettin 59 percent of their calories from dat stuff. it’s like a crazy food party up in dis server, u don’t wanna miss out on all da fun yo. come join us and see for urself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🍔🍟🎮 #minecraftfoodparty

🔥 Redfield’s Sacred Mutton Paradise 🔥 No Realms, Just Ramen

1.20, bedrock, Casual, Collaborative, Community, convenience, Discord, elected, family, home, Mature, Minecraft, Modded, Mutton, Paradise, POSITIONS, ramen, Realms, Redfield SMP, Redfields, Sacred, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Timeless

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Redfield Modded SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Description	Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.
Mods	All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
Goal	To expand the tight-knit family and find like-minded, “community driven” people.
Age Requirement	Players must be 18 years or older.
Expectations	Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World, Casual Environment, Active Discord/Realm, Community Elected Positions

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is this server for Java or Bedrock edition?	This server is for Bedrock edition.
What kind of environment can I expect on this server?	A strictly casual environment for community driven players.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players must be 18 years or older.
What mods are available on this server?	All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
How can I join the server?	You can join by visiting the Discord link: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

audience engagement, Babes, blocky, brand promotion, Competition, digital content, Entertainment, fanbase, hololive, Japanese culture, live performance, Marketing, Minecraft, online presence, online streaming, Popularity, Server, social media, strategy, talent management, virtual avatar, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of watching Hololive girls get all the attention? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and help us stop this mysterious girl from becoming even more popular than the Hololive girls. Rumor has it she’s been using her magical powers to enchant players and steal all the spotlight. But fear not, on our server, you can team up with other players to defeat her and restore balance to the Minecraft world. Plus, we have epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a secret underground dance party that only the bravest adventurers can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show this girl who’s boss!

ZzzCraft Minecraft SMP

anxiety, breathing difficulties, coping mechanisms, depression, God’s Plan, insomnia, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental health, Minecraft, r9k, seeking help, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-care, self-deprecation, self-doubt, self-hatred, sleep apnea, sleep disorders, smp, Therapy, ZzzCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Votes:	2747	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Tired of suffocating in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can breathe easy and build to your heart’s content! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll forget all about your sleep apnea woes. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual oxygen is infused with magical properties that will cure all your breathing problems. Say goodbye to being a faggot r9k and hello to a world where you can finally catch your breath – literally! Join us now and start living your best, breath-filled life.

BreakfastBrosCraft

Airbnb holiday, ANNOYING, avocado toast, BreakfastBrosCraft, child minding, cleaning, Cooking, Drunk, engaged, ENTITLEMENT, family trip, friend’s husband, Industry, Kids, making breakfast, Reflection, relationship dynamic, selfish, sous chef, UNCOMFORTABLE, UNFAIR, unhelpful, work pressures

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Love Letters Sent:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	26	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a holiday with entitled guests? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of laziness and entitlement that will make you appreciate your own partner even more.

Imagine a world where one player expects to be catered to without lifting a finger, while the others work hard to make everything run smoothly. It’s like watching a real-life soap opera unfold right before your eyes!

But don’t worry, we also have moments of hilarity and fun, like when one player is forced to be a sous chef and actually enjoys it. Who knew cooking avocado toast could bring a group closer together?

So if you’re looking for drama, laughs, and a touch of awkwardness, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about relationships and teamwork (or lack thereof).

MaritalRapeCraft Minecraft Server

activism, advocacy, criminalising, cultural norms, domestic abuse, excessively harsh, gender equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Justice, law, legal reform, legislation, marital rape, MaritalRapeCraft, Minecraft, Server, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal change, victim support., WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

lol imagine a server where u can build ur own castle and then defend it from a bunch of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world. and if u join now, u get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. plus, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will come and drop diamonds all over ur land. it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. so come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!