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VibeCraft: Learn to Please

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the blocks are made of vibrating machines that learn your personal preferences. Yeah, that’s right, we’re not far away from a machine-learning enabled vibrator that learns personal preferences. Join our server and experience the thrill of building with blocks that vibrate to your liking. Trust us, once you try it, you’ll never want to go back to regular old blocks again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the vibrating fun begin!

Neighborhoods of Misconception

affluent neighborhoods, class divide, conservative beliefs, economic status, income disparity, income estimation, income inequality, liberal beliefs, Misconception, neighborhood demographics, neighborhood dynamics, neighborhood wealth, Neighborhoods, political ideology, Poor conservatives, poorer neighborhoods, societal perceptions, socioeconomic status, wealth estimation, wealth perception, wealthy liberals

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Villages Defended:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

join our epic minecraft server where poor conservatives and wealthy liberals live in harmony! liberals be like “omg my neighbors are so rich, i bet they have diamond blocks for walls” and conservatives be like “my neighbors must be swimming in emeralds, they probably have a pet dragon too” come join the fun and see for yourself the wacky world of exaggerated wealth and crazy neighbors! you never know what kind of mansion or castle your neighbor might have next door, maybe even a secret underground lair filled with treasure! join now and let your imagination run wild in our one-of-a-kind server!

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️: Where creeper explosions are just accepted as part of the decor!

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, Accelerated Leaf Decay, Accepted, anti-creeper., club, creeper, decor, Enderman, explosions, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, part, ServUX, simple voice chat, smp, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed Mobs & Players Drop Heads Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief Accelerated Leaf Decay Minecarts now run 4x faster Online Webmap

Application

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server here!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

FreakyCraft Minecraft Server

digital community, digital space, forum, Freaks, FreakyCraft, image board, image sharing, image sharing platform, Imagine, internet culture, internet forum, Meme culture, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, online forum, online image board, online interaction, online platform, Server, social media, social-networking, virtual community

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Towns Built:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a bunch of absolute freaks who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our community events are something you won’t want to miss. From pig racing tournaments to zombie apocalypse survival challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on and join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCrushinMinecraft SMP

CraftyCrushinMinecraft, smp

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ores Mined:	4521
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Holy Grails Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

So, there’s this girl that I like, and she’s only on this Minecraft SMP server! If you want a chance to impress her with your epic building skills and hilarious jokes, then you better join us ASAP. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wacky adventures begin!

VapeCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, addiction, Agreement, Boundaries, boundaries enforcement, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Enabling, facilitating, health, joint card, Minecraft, partner’s vaping, Partnership, relationship, Server, Support, throwaway, Ultimatum, VapeCraft, WIBTAH

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7591
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	202
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who just can’t kick their vaping habit? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any pesky vape clouds getting in your way.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only clouds you’ll see are made of pixels. Plus, with our strict no-vaping policy, you can rest easy knowing that you won’t have to deal with any secondhand smoke while you play.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to vape drama for good. Who knew that the key to a vape-free life was just a few blocks away?

PixelPeepers: FakeNudesExposed

anxiety, boudoir, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, cybercrime, depression, Distance, fake nudes, FakeNudesExposed, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, LDR, LEAK.., Modeling, photoshop, PixelPeepers, relationship, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mines Excavated:	3665
Votes:	642	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this relationship story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like this poor model experienced.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether it’s dealing with fake nudes or uncovering shocking secrets. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about being accused of something you didn’t do (unlike that poor model).

So come join us and experience the drama, the suspense, and the heartbreak on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the chaos begin!

WrongConsensus Minecraft SMP

alternative perspectives, cognitive biases, controversial topics, critical thinking, debunked theories, Examples, groupthink, historical events, historical inaccuracies, majority consensus, Minecraft, Misinformation, popular beliefs, public opinion, recent history, revisionist history, smp, societal beliefs, societal norms, wrong, WrongConsensus

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community that believes the Earth is flat and that llamas are secretly ruling the world from behind the scenes. We have weekly llama parades and offer exclusive llama-themed armor for all our players. Plus, we hold regular debates on why pineapple pizza is the only acceptable pizza topping. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky world where the majority consensus is always wrong!

UglyCraft – Beauty is in the blocks!

beauty, blocks, UglyCraft

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being called ugly again because our virtual world is filled with pixelated beauty! Our server is so visually stunning that even the Ender Dragon would stop in its tracks to take a selfie with the scenery. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond armor gives you a flawless complexion and our enchanted weapons make you look like a total badass. So come join us and show off your inner and outer beauty in a world where even the creepers are jealous of your looks!

SuspendCraft: No Legal Reps Allowed

Allowed, Brazil, Brazilian law, compliance, court order., Data Protection, internet, judge, judicial decision, law enforcement, Legal, legal obligations, legal proceedings, legal representative, legal requirements, Legal System, online platform, Platform, privacy, refusal, Reps, SuspendCraft, suspends, Technology

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7626

so, like, this server is so lit that even Brazilian judges are getting involved! they suspended X platform because it was too fire for them to handle. they were like, “we can’t handle all this awesomeness, we need a legal representative to deal with it!” but we were like, “nah, we don’t need that, we’re too busy building epic castles and fighting dragons in our Minecraft world.”

join this server if you want to be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community out there. we’ve got players from all over the world, including Brazilian judges apparently. come see what all the fuss is about and join us for some epic adventures and non-stop laughs. trust us, you won’t regret it!