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UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ores Mined:	8586	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5610
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	180
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9187
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.

Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime romance, anime ships, Best Anime Couple, Best Video Game Couples, gaming couples, lovebirds, Makoto Niijima, OTPs, persona 5, persona 5 characters, Persona 5 Romance, Persona series, ren amamiya, Ren and Makoto, Ren and Makoto Love Story, Ren and Makoto Persona 5, Ren and Makoto Persona Series., Ren and Makoto Relationship, RPG Couples, Video Game Couples

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	186	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

Blessing, charitable giving, dream come true, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, Generosity, gratefulness, helping others, Kindness, life-changing opportunity, lottery winner, LottoBFFs, loved ones, Making A Difference, Minecraft, sharing the wealth, smp, Support, unexpected wealth

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

OldNetCraft

Angelfire, aol, Chat Rooms, cyber culture, dial-up, digital memories, early online experiences, early websites, floppy disks, Geocities, irc, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, OldNetCraft, retro technology, slow connections, vintage internet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).

HaitiCraft2024

2024.., border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation laws, deportation process, deportation statistics, deported, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haitians, HaitiCraft2024, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Social Issues, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!