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Anon’s Blocky Paradise: Where You Can Finally Let Loose and Relieve Yourself in Style!

Anon, Anons, bathroom break, blocky, calm down, Chill out, decompress, Escape, Finally, here you go, Loose, me time, mental health, Paradise, Peace of mind, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, Relieve, relieve yourself, self-care, self-soothe, stress relief, Style, take a break, these, Tranquility, unwind, wellness

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, extremism, foreign affairs, German ambassador, germany, Government, international relations, investigation, iran, Islamic group, Islamic revolution, IZH, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, protest, Raid, religious organization, RevolutionCraft, security concerns, Server, supreme leader, theocratic rule

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

so like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got raids and stuff happening all the time, just like that time Iran summoned the German ambassador after raiding that Islamic group in Germany.

but get this, on our server, the Islamic group is actually a bunch of creeper worshippers trying to bring about a creeper revolution in Minecraft that would create a world ruled by exploding green dudes. it’s insane, man.

you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest Minecraft revolution ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. explosions and chaos await, my dude. explosions and chaos await.

CraftyCommies: No Organs Left Behind

Accountability, atrocities, Bodies, brutality, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Geneva Convention, human rights violations, internal organs, international relations, investigation, Justice, left, Organs, peace negotiations, PoWs, russia, Tragedy, Ukraine, United24, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOTTA BETTER STORY THAN THIS! ON OUR SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE PLAYERS CAN GO AND HARVEST ORGANS FROM ZOMBIES FOR EXTRA LIVES! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT ZOMBIE ORGANS FOR DAYS, BABY! JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE SURGEON OF THE MINECRAFT WORLD! #ORGANHARVESTINGFUN #CRAZYADVENTURES #JOINUSNOW

CraftyCutsMC

#mens grooming, Barber, barbershop, CraftyCutsMC, emotional vulnerability, Grooming, Haircut, male bonding, Masculinity, Men, men’s mental health, mental health, personal grooming, self-care, traditional barbershop, Vulnerability, vulnerability in masculinity, vulnerability in men, vulnerability in men’s spaces, vulnerability in relationships, vulnerability in self-care.

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Buildings Constructed:	37
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, u know how men are all vulnerable at a barbershop? Well, on dis server, u gonna be even more vulnerable, but in a good way! like, imagine u mining for diamonds and then BAM, a giant barber chair appears outta nowhere and u gotta fight off evil hair clippings with ur trusty pickaxe. it’s gonna be wild, bro. Plus, there’s a secret underground salon where u can get a fresh new haircut for ur Minecraft character. Trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like this before. Join now and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server ever created!

Mailbox Mayhem

altered attitudes, altered attitudes among conservatives, altered attitudes in other countries, altered election attitudes, altered election attitudes among conservatives, Attacks, Canada, Conservatives, distrust, elections, false claims, mail ballots, mailbox, MAYHEM, right-leaning individuals, trump, US, voter fraud, Voting, voting-by-mail

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	479	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ores Mined:	6503

so, like, u know how trump is all like “elections r rigged” and stuff? well, now all the conservative peeps in canada r like “oh no, we can’t trust voting-by-mail anymore cuz trump said so!” like, they think all the mail-in ballots r gonna be frauded or sumthin. so, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u gotta be one of those peeps who believes in crazy conspiracy theories and stuff. like, we got secret bases where we plan our attacks on the “rigged” elections and stuff. come join us and be part of the madness! #stopthesteal #minecraftconspiracytheoryserver

Sever-ly Vanilla Minecraft SMP: Where 18+ Hermitcrats roam with a map that’s dyn-omazing!

application, Community, comradery, Discord, dynomazing, Economy, friend group, friendly experience, Hermitcrats, interactions, Items, Map, Maturity, Minecraft, Nickname, Papermc, quality of life, roam, rules, Semi Vanilla, Severly, Shops, smp, Teleportation, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Zombie Dances:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Severation SMP Overview:

Type	Details
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 18+ server
Rules	No griefing or stealing
Server Start	28/06

FAQ:

About Us:

What started off originally as a friend group playing Minecraft together, evolved into a full-blown community server, made by players interested in the community and comradery aspect.

Our Features:

Shopping District
Dynmap
Interactive chat commands
Pre-Generated World
Creative Server (on the way)
Leaderboards

Our Values:

Focus on community and interactions
Establishing a good economy
Maturity is important

What we ask of you:

Be mature and reasonable
18 years or older
Change your discord nickname to “Name (In-Game Name)”
Create a shop in the shopping district
Build your base relatively close to spawn

How to Join:

Fill out the application on our discord server: https://severation.net/discord

Nerissa’s Crafty Server – Minecraft Server

advent, AmeSame, anniversary, Art Tags, BlueBird, Coffee vs Tea, Crafty, demon of sound, FWMC, hololive en, Justice Party Animals, Karaoke, Lilium cover, lover of idols, merch, Minecraft, nerissa ravencroft, Nerissas, Ope, original song, Salamander, Say my name, Server, Spelling Bee, tiktok, twitter

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4584
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Void Gems Collected:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent! Join us for epic karaoke battles, spelling bees, and anniversary celebrations that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with original songs, crazy covers, and karaoke nights that will have you singing your heart out. Plus, we have a strict “no off-topic or bad faith arguments” policy to keep the peace and ensure a fun gaming experience for all.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure filled with music, laughter, and Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DutchMemeTeam in Minecraft SMP

athletes, Competition, digital competition, Dutch athletes, dutch team, DutchMemeTeam, Entertainment, humor, international competition, meme challenge, meme competition, Memelympics, Minecraft, Netherlands, online event, Performance, smp, social media, social media event, sports, team performance, team spirit, viral content

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Ores Mined:	8467	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of memes and madness!

Join us and witness the Dutch team in the Memelympics as they compete in ridiculous events like meme crafting, meme parkour, and meme trivia. Will they take home the gold or will they be left in a sea of LOLs and tears?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof and a love for bacon. Will you be able to curry favor with this porcine monarch or will you end up as pork chop?

So come on down to our SMP and experience the craziest, funniest, and most meme-tastic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

DatingCraft Minecraft Server

Assumptions, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DATING, dating event, DatingCraft, emotions, Exclusivity, Expectations, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, Minecraft, Miscommunication., relationship, self reflection, Server, speed dating, Trust

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where dating drama doesn’t exist because all you need is your trusty pickaxe and some diamond armor to survive! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through the treacherous world of blocky relationships.

Forget about real-life drama, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough TNT to blow up your friend’s house (just kidding, please don’t do that). With only 7 dates in 6 months, you’ll have plenty of time to mine for diamonds and build your dream castle.

And who needs a boyfriend when you have a whole community of fellow players to team up with and conquer the Minecraft world together? So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant statue of a creeper. Let the blocky adventures begin!

TinderCraft: AITA?

aita, BETRAYAL, Communication, emotional distress, emotional reactions, fidelity, Honesty, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of trust, marital conflict, marriage problems, misunderstanding, online dating, privacy invasion, relationship boundaries, relationship dynamics, suspicion, TinderCraft, trust issues, trustworthiness

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	65923

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where you’ll never know what to expect next!

Join us for the craziest adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite foods, and battling evil llamas in epic PvP battles.

And hey, if you need a break from all the action, you can always try your hand at solving our mystery of the missing diamond blocks. Rumor has it, they were stolen by a sneaky group of chickens wearing top hats.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

HotMessCraft Minecraft Server

Achievements, Alumni, beauty, career, college, Confidence, Friends, high school, HotMessCraft, life updates, Memories, Minecraft, most attractive, Nostalgia, personal growth, physical appearance, Popularity, relationships, reunion, Server, social media, success, transformation

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of seeing the most attractive person in your high school or college getting all the attention? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, they mysteriously disappeared and now everyone is vying for the title of the hottest player in town! Join us and show off your pixelated beauty as you compete in epic build battles and strut your stuff in the virtual world. Who needs real-life attractiveness when you can be the hottest blocky babe or stud on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!