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BookshelfBlockerCraft

AITAH, book collection, bookshelf, BookshelfBlockerCraft, Boyfriend, Confrontation, financial capabilities, Honesty, living with parents, Manila, materialistic, Moving in, Reader, relationship, selfish, shelves, small space, Space, studio apartment, Understanding

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9277
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your massive book collection? Do you need a space big enough for all your shelves to fit comfortably? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and build your dream virtual home with as many shelves as you desire. No judgment here, only support for your book-loving ways.

Forget tiny condos and cramped spaces, on our server, you can have all the room you need to display your beloved books. Plus, no one will ever call you materialistic or selfish for wanting to keep your collection intact.

So come on over and let your bookish dreams run wild in a world where there’s always enough space for your shelves!

Ouchie1HP – Minecraft SMP

1 HP, Damage, equivalent damage, equivalent health loss, equivalent injury, Gaming, health, health points, hit points, injury, Minecraft, minor damage, minor health damage, minor health loss, minor injury, Ouchie1HP, physical injury, Real Life, role playing games, RPG, small injury, smp, video games

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like for realzies. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. So, one time, this dude joined our server and he was like, “I’m the best builder ever, bow down to me peasants!” But then, he got attacked by a baby zombie and lost 1 hp. And you know what happened next? He stubbed his toe in real life! Yeah, that’s right, losing 1 hp in our server is like stubbing your toe in real life. Crazy, right?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our SMP, you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a spoon. Plus, our community is so dope, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the shenanigans that go down in our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time. And remember, losing 1 hp is just the beginning of the madness!

DreamJob2Now

career choices, career dreams, career goals, career path, career trajectory., childhood ambitions, childhood aspirations, childhood career goals, childhood dreams, childhood dreams revisited, childhood dreams vs reality, childhood fantasies, current job, current occupation, dream career, dream job, dream profession, DreamJob2Now, future aspirations, job aspirations, professional aspirations

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	193	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Star Shards Collected:	288
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Remember when you used to dream of being a professional unicorn rider or a superhero who saves the world with nothing but a rubber chicken? Well, now you can live out those childhood fantasies on our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted rubber chicken, battle evil mobs with your trusty unicorn steed, and build a fortress made entirely out of rainbow blocks.

Who needs a boring old office job when you can be a virtual superhero in a world where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your childhood dreams today!

HostageBlocker69

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338	Villages Defended:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	1604
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. you gotta join cuz we got this dude named Ben-Gvir who, like, admits to, like, preventing hostage deals all the time. it’s like a crazy adventure every day, you never know what’s gonna happen next. come join us and see for yourself, it’s a total rollercoaster of chaos and madness. plus, we have, like, the best diamond mines in all of Minecraft, like seriously, you won’t find better loot anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and mayhem on our server, it’s gonna be a blast!

Confrontation-Free Zone

avoidance, Confrontation, ConfrontationFree, emotional well being, facing fears, inner strength, mental health, overcoming challenges, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Zone

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2159
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server and finally face your fears head on! Forget feeling small and insignificant, on our server you will feel like a giant among men (and creepers)!

Embark on wild adventures, battle fierce monsters, and build the most insane structures you can imagine. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner warrior in a virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Will you be brave enough to summon their spirit and learn their secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you are not afraid to face confrontation…especially when it involves a horde of angry zombies!

Goat Recognition Quest

Animal Behavior, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal psychology, animal studies, behavioural evidence, cognitive abilities, facial photos, facial recognition, familiar humans, Goat, Goats, heart rate shifts, human-animal interaction, physiological changes, Quest, recognition, recognition abilities, research, social cognition, study, voice recognition, Voice recordings

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Crops Grown:	7238	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Villages Defended:	8

so, like, u ever wonder if goats can, like, recognize u by ur face and voice? well, on our server, we take that shiz to the next level! we got goats that can, like, totally tell who u are just by lookin at ur pic and hearin ur voice! it’s, like, some next level sci-fi shiz, man.

join our server and see for urself the mind-blowing abilities of our goats. u won’t believe ur eyes (or ears)! plus, if u don’t match up, who knows what kind of crazy stuff might happen? heart rate shifts, behavioural changes, u name it! it’s a wild ride, my dude.

so, like, come on down to our server and see if u can fool our goats. but be warned, they ain’t no fools. they know who u are, even if u try to hide. it’s a goat vs human showdown like u’ve never seen before. u won’t wanna miss it!

STARRY [smp]

99% acceptance, accept players, building projects, Community, Custom Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farms, Fun Community, Healthy Community, hermit craft, Join, long term SMP, Plugins, Server, shopping district, smp, Starry, ticket channel, Towns, Version 1.21.4

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38

Starry SMP Overview

Current Version	1.21.4
Description	We’re creating a long term SMP with many building projects, farms, community, and more. The only things we don’t allow are anarchy and griefing. We aim to have a healthy and fun community for everyone. We plan to make a Hermitcraft type of server.
Custom Features	Custom Datapacks and Plugins, including a shopping district, communities/towns/events. We accept 99% of people!
How to Join	Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/starry and make a ticket in our ticket channel.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, anyone can join the server by following the steps mentioned in the “How to Join” section.
Are griefing and anarchy allowed on the server?	No, griefing and anarchy are not allowed. We aim to maintain a healthy and fun community for all players.
What type of projects can I work on?	You can work on building projects, farms, communities, towns, and participate in events on the server.
Are there any restrictions on who can join?	We accept 99% of people, so anyone is welcome to join the server.

Birthing Alone 1.20.2

1.20.2, abandoned baby, abandoned child, abandonment, abandonment issues, baby boy, birthing, DATING, Motherhood, motherhood challenges, motherhood choices, motherhood decisions, motherhood dilemmas, motherhood questions, motherhood struggles, parenting, relationships, single mother, single motherhood, single parenting, Wilderness

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Animals Bred:	144	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	7754
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the harsh realities of single motherhood by abandoning your baby boy in the wilderness! Who needs responsibilities when you can build pixelated houses and mine for diamonds instead? Plus, you’ll have plenty of time to ponder whether or not you’re still dateable while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s a win-win situation, really. So come join us and leave your real-life problems behind!

GasGuzzler Minecraft Server

adult child, aita, Boundaries, Communication, DAUGHTER, ENTITLEMENT, fair share, family dynamics, financial expectations, gas, GasGuzzler, household expenses, insurance, living arrangements, maintenance costs, Minecraft, ownership, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Vehicle, vehicle usage

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Villages Defended:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magic Items Found:	8304	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Are you tired of freeloading family members taking advantage of your generosity? Join our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of having a daughter who mooches off you! On our server, we have a special gas payment system where players must mine for gas resources to keep their virtual vehicles running. Show your daughter how it’s done by making her work for her gas money in-game! Join now for a hilarious and relatable gaming experience!

PreggoCraft: No Wallpaper Duty!

23 weeks, adhd, cold, Duty, electricity, Focus, Freezing, Heating, heavy, Help, husband, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, Pregnant, refusal, renovation house, task, Toddler, ungrateful, unreasonable, wallpaper, wallpaper removal, work

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel grateful for not having to remove wallpaper in the freezing cold while pregnant? Look no further! Our server offers a virtual world where you can escape from reality and enjoy building without any manual labor involved. Plus, our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you focus on one task at a time, unlike some ADHD partners out there. Join us now and say goodbye to real-life chores and hello to endless fun and creativity!