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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 3932 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3512 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4587 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
Picture this: you’re exploring a lush forest, gathering resources and fending off creepers when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret hideout filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But wait, what’s this? A cozy little nook in the corner with a sign that reads “Masturbation Station”? That’s right, we support self-love in all its forms on this server. Take a break from building your empire to, uh, build something else.
But that’s not all! Want to challenge your fellow players in epic PvP battles? How about a tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of lube and tissues? Or maybe you prefer to show off your building skills in our monthly “Minecraft Masterpiece” contest, where the theme is always NSFW.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner blocky beast! Just remember to keep one hand on your pickaxe and the other… well, you know.