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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 1241 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 116 |
Picture this: you’re exploring a lush forest, gathering resources and fending off creepers when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret hideout filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But wait, what’s this? A cozy little nook in the corner with a sign that reads “Masturbation Station”? That’s right, we support self-love in all its forms on this server. Take a break from building your empire to, uh, build something else.
But that’s not all! Want to challenge your fellow players in epic PvP battles? How about a tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of lube and tissues? Or maybe you prefer to show off your building skills in our monthly “Minecraft Masterpiece” contest, where the theme is always NSFW.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner blocky beast! Just remember to keep one hand on your pickaxe and the other… well, you know.
