Minecraft Masturbation Madness – Get ready to jerk off those creepers in style! 😂💦 #minecraft #masturbation #lolz

CREEPERS, guilty pleasure, intimacy with self, Jerk, lolz, madness, Masturbation, Minecraft, Ready, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self pleasure is empowering, self pleasure is fulfilling, self pleasure is gratifying, self pleasure is healthy, self pleasure is important, self pleasure is liberating, self pleasure is natural, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-pleasure is normal, sexual pleasure, solo play, Style, taboo

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6469
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure in the form of blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs? Then join our server, where the only rule is to never stop mining and crafting… unless you need some “alone time” to relax and unwind.

Picture this: you’re exploring a lush forest, gathering resources and fending off creepers when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret hideout filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But wait, what’s this? A cozy little nook in the corner with a sign that reads “Masturbation Station”? That’s right, we support self-love in all its forms on this server. Take a break from building your empire to, uh, build something else.

But that’s not all! Want to challenge your fellow players in epic PvP battles? How about a tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of lube and tissues? Or maybe you prefer to show off your building skills in our monthly “Minecraft Masterpiece” contest, where the theme is always NSFW.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner blocky beast! Just remember to keep one hand on your pickaxe and the other… well, you know.

Blocky Bants: LOLcraft Server – No Censorship Here! Join the Fun!

Asian entertainment, Bants, blocky, CENSORING, Censorship, China, chinese webtoons, comics, cultural censorship, Digital Media, freedom of expression, Fun, global impact, internet, Join, Korea, korean webtoon company, LolCraft, Manga, manhwa, media control, naver, online content, sad news, Server, webtoons

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Potions Brewed:	49	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of boring old webtoons being censored by big companies? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have no censorship whatsoever! Join us for a wild ride where Chinese webtoons run free and the adventures never end. Build your own virtual world where creativity knows no bounds and censorship is just a distant memory. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your imagination run wild!

McNugget Memorial Server: Where Lost Nuggets Roam

along the way, chicken nuggets, Childhood, comfort food, cravings, CRISPY, DELICIOUS, fast food, Food, Fried, guilty pleasure, indulgence, Lost, mc nuggets, McNugget, memorial, Memories, Nostalgia, nuggets, regret, Remembering, roam, Savory, Server, Tasty

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5956
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a memorial for all the fallen McNuggets lost in battle, because let’s face it, they were the real MVPs. Join us as we embark on epic quests to avenge our fallen friends and build a world where McNuggets are revered as the ultimate warriors. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Chicken Nugget Sword is hidden somewhere in our server, waiting for a brave soul to claim it and become the McNugget King. So come on down and join us for some nugget-fueled fun!

Crafty Koala’s Clumsy Kingdom

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the only way to survive is by roping through the fabled rope forest in Japan! Become a rice cowboy and embark on epic quests to find the legendary rope of power. But be warned, the forest is filled with dangerous mobs like ninja creepers and samurai skeletons. Will you be able to rope your way to victory or will you end up like the poor soul who couldn’t bear the pain and had to rope? Join us and find out!

ParadiseMC VS Hypixel

Adventure, challenge, discovery, Dreamland, Enchanting, Epic, Escapade, Exploration, FANTASY, Immersive, Journey, Limitless, MAGICAL, multiplayer, mystical, Paradise, PvP, Quest, Survival, virtual, Wonder, wonderland

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	54	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Animals Bred:	84

Hypixel	ParadiseMC
Pros	Pros
One of the largest Minecraft servers	Unique and creative gameplay experiences
Wide range of mini-games	Special events and challenges
Frequent updates and new content	Active and friendly community
Cons	Cons
Can be crowded and difficult to navigate	Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
Some mini-games may have long wait times	Limited server capacity and lag at times

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Which server has a larger player base?	Hypixel has one of the largest player bases in Minecraft, with thousands of players online at any given time.
Which server offers more unique gameplay experiences?	ParadiseMC focuses on providing players with unique and creative gameplay experiences, while Hypixel offers a wide range of mini-games.
Which server has more frequent updates?	Hypixel is known for its frequent updates and new content additions, while ParadiseMC may have less frequent updates.
Which server is better for community engagement?	Both servers have active and friendly communities, but Hypixel’s larger player base may offer more opportunities for community engagement.

ChunkyCraft

1. Fat acceptance, beauty standards, body diversity, body image, body positivity, body shaming, ChunkyCraft, Confidence, curvy, empowerment, health at every size, plus size, self compassion, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as thicc as your momma? Look no further, because our server is so fat, it’s practically bursting at the seams with fun! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. Plus, our server is so big, it’s basically its own country – who needs real life when you can live in our chunky paradise? So come on, join us and get ready to have a whale of a time!

Minecraft Mayhem Co-op Crew – Join the chaos and teamwork in ‘/coopg/’ server!

Aliens: Fireteam Elite, Blight: Survival, Build planners, Chaos, coop, Cooperative Games General, coopg, CREW, DarkSwarm, darktide, Deep Rock Galactic, Den Of Wolves, EDF 6, gtfo, Helldivers, Join, Karl.gg, killing floor 2, Killing Floor 3, LANTERN, left 4 dead 2, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Payday 3, Ranaldsgift, ready or not, Scp, SEASON FIVE WILL SAVE US, Server, starship troopers extermination, teamwork, The Forever Winter, The Forgotten Kingdom DLC, Vermintide, Versus mode, Wartracker

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	48
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will save our mother earth from alien attacks? Look no further than our server! Join us and work together with other players to defeat the extraterrestrial threat and protect our planet.

But that’s not all! We have all your favorite weapons nerfed for an extra challenge, just like in Helldivers 2. Plus, we have a Versus mode coming soon in Vermintide 2, where you can battle it out with your friends in epic PvP matches.

And don’t forget about Season Five in Deep Rock Galactic – it will save us all, just trust the plan! We even have a DLC released in Remnant 2, where you can explore the Forgotten Kingdom and uncover its secrets.

But wait, there’s more! Payday 3 has just released a new patch, and Darktide is on the horizon with exciting updates. Join us for epic battles in games like Starship Troopers Extermination, Aliens: Fireteam Elite, and SCP: 5K. And keep an eye out for future games like Killing Floor 3, Den Of Wolves, and EDF 6 Western/PC Release.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and be a part of the action-packed adventure to save our planet from alien invaders!

Wintervale: Where Snowball Fights are Serious Business! ❄️🥶🎮

{Bedrock IP}, Business, Custom Items/Gear, Custom Mobs, Discord, Disenchanting, Economy, Fights, Free rankups, In-game rankups, Player Shops, Player shops and warps, player-driven, player-driven economy, Ranks, Resource World, smp, Snowball, Unique SMP experience, Unique tweaks, Warps, Wintervale

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	143	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Welcome to Wintervale!

What we offer:

A unique SMP experience
Free in-game rankups earned through the in-game, player-driven economy.
Custom items and mobs
Dungeons (Coming soon)
Unique tweaks like disenchanting and a resource world
Player shops and warps

IP	player.wintervale.co
Bedrock IP	130.162.186.1:25567
Discord	https://discord.gg/2P2TPaDTqt

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP player.wintervale.co in your Minecraft client.
Is the server free to play?	Yes, the server is free to play.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, we offer custom items, mobs, dungeons (coming soon), player shops, warps, and more!
Can I earn in-game rankups?	Yes, you can earn free in-game rankups through the player-driven economy.

Crafty Controls: Where Motion Rules & Blocks Drool

blocks, blood flowing, controller alternatives, controls, Crafty, Drool, Faggots, feedback loop, Focus, future of gaming, games, Gaming, Helmet, hitting a ball, immersive experience, Interactive, Motion, motion controls, move around, physical activity, PHYSICS., Play, rules, Stand, Technology, vr

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of sitting on your butt all day while playing Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is all about motion controls – that’s right, you’ll be jumping, squatting, and moving around like never before.

Forget about VR, who wants to wear a clunky helmet when you can just use your body to play? Plus, hitting a block and watching it fall with realistic physics is so satisfying, you’ll never want to go back to regular controls.

Join our server now and get ready to break a sweat while building your dream world! Who needs a gym membership when you can work out and game at the same time? Let’s get those blood flowing and those muscles pumping, all while having a blast in Minecraft!

Crafty Curry Kingdom: Where AI = An Indian

1. AI, algorithms 5. AI, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, computer science, computer vision, Crafty, curry, data analysis 3. AI, deep learning, digital transformation, Future Tech, India 2. AI, Indian, innovation, Kingdom, machine learning, Natural Language Processing, neural networks, programming 4. AI, robotics, Software Development, tech industry, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the AI (An Indian) is always watching over you! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The AI is actually a magical genie who grants wishes to all players who find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to fly like a superhero? Consider it done. Want unlimited pizza for life? Well, you might have to settle for virtual pizza, but still!

2. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature – the rainbow unicorn pig. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic beasts, you will be granted the power of infinite luck in the game. Plus, they make great companions for exploring the vast world of our server.

3. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can go to dance the night away and show off their best moves. The best part? The dance floor is made entirely of glowstone, so you’ll be shining bright like a diamond while you bust a move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the magic, mystery, and madness that awaits you in this wild and wacky world. The AI is waiting to welcome you with open arms (and maybe a few surprises up its virtual sleeve)!

Mine jump

Arena, bhop, BHOPPING, Bunnyhopping, challenge, coil, Curseforge, gamemode, Hideandseek, HNS, instagib, mine jump, Minecraft, mod, modrinth, movement, Parkour, PvP, seeker, Server, source engine, strafing, Tag, TAGGED, untagged

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Bhopping brought to Minecraft.

!!YOU NEED A MOD TO JOIN THIS SERVER!!This server uses a custom written mod that you can find on Modrinth (modrinth.com/mod/minehop) and Curseforge (curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/minehop). It overrides vanilla movement and replaces it with a recreation of source engine bhopping and strafing. You simply join, do /map and then start bhopping!

We include an instagib arena gamemode where you can bhop around and fight in an arena with a 1 shot to eliminate instagib coil.

We also include the popular source gamemode HNS where a player is chosen as the seeker at the start of each round and all the players must try to stay untagged.

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