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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 6491 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re exploring a lush forest, gathering resources and fending off creepers when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret hideout filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But wait, what’s this? A cozy little nook in the corner with a sign that reads “Masturbation Station”? That’s right, we support self-love in all its forms on this server. Take a break from building your empire to, uh, build something else.
But that’s not all! Want to challenge your fellow players in epic PvP battles? How about a tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of lube and tissues? Or maybe you prefer to show off your building skills in our monthly “Minecraft Masterpiece” contest, where the theme is always NSFW.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner blocky beast! Just remember to keep one hand on your pickaxe and the other… well, you know.