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CoraliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to CoraliaMC, a Towny and USW paradise for players! Compatible with Bedrock! Port 8036 for Bedrock. Get started and get $2000 in-game currency on request! Admins and mods are usually online from 4-6 pm central, and you can find them usually all day on the weekends.

(and oh yeah we have a buc-ees)

play.coraliamc.com

Aerial Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	768	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Best Public Cracked Minecraft Network ,Infuse SMP, Pvp Practice, Ip: Play.aerialsmp.xyz:50621 Join now!

51.89.232.83:25569

ResGamingInc All The Mods 9

FTB

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magic Items Found:	4419
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Enjoy ya selves and Be Nice simple as that please join our discord and help us grow into a bigger community with others and various games to share Using All The Mods 9 (0.2.40) https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/all-the-mods-9 Forge 47.2.19

resgamingincminecraft.ddns.net:10045

LancerMC

Factions, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to LancerMC! A towny based server centered around econmomy, where you can play however you want. We have a very friendly and supportive community, come join us!

147.135.30.141:25582

PurpleNetwork

Economy, Prison

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9805
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Join Our Minecraft Network – Seeking Staff! Unleash your creativity across diverse game modes. No-lag environment, tight-knit player community. Conquer our released Prison server, rise through ranks. Calling ages 15+ with Java expertise! Showcase skills, collaborate, earn rewards. Apply now to shape the ultimate Minecraft journey!

play.purplenetwork.cloud:25614

Havenfall

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9953
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

The BEST Minecraft lifesteal server including an AMAZING playerbase, FANTASTIC plugins, and a very competitive environment for both Java and Bedrock.

172.93.102.56:2248

Rylex

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	2228	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	676	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Why You Should Join Rylex SMP: Experience the ultimate blend of camaraderie, competition, and integrity by becoming a part of Rylex SMP. Our community thrives on friendliness, healthy competition, and equitable gameplay. Our dedicated and skilled staff ensures a seamless experience, while the opportunity to form teams, forge alliances, and even ignite epic conflicts promises an unforgettable journey. Join us to not only enjoy the game but also to be a catalyst for unforgettable narratives on our dynamic server.

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TaratorMC

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Secret Passages Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

We are one friendly commuinty with amazing staff! Our server is about Survival. We also have Minigames and other entertaining!

TaratorMC.aternos.me:62027

IGC Monthly Anarchy

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Italian Anarchy server with monthly wipe like the videogame “Rust”. We offer: -Interactive Map -10 Random Spawn point -Random chest drop every hour -Player statistic -Shop and Discord

mc.italiagaming.club

ArialMC

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mines Excavated:	3256
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

ArialMC is a server for players to play Skyblock on and get Monthly Payouts every Season!

Store: store.arialmc.net IP: play.arialmc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/QhJbYDAKRz

play.arialmc.net