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BlockPartyBouncers
badly behaved kids, BlockPartyBouncers, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, discipline, Friendship Dynamics, FRIENDSHIPS, hosting events, kid-free events, kids at parties, parenting, party etiquette, party guest behavior, party guests, party host, party invitations, party planning, social gatherings, uninviting kids
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as those kids you regret inviting to your husband’s birthday party? Look no further! Join our server for a chaotic experience filled with energetic huskies, water bowl dumping, and breaking things – just like those unruly kids!
We don’t discriminate against kids on our server, but we do have a strict “no wild children” policy. If you can’t control your little ones, it’s time to find some virtual childcare and leave them at home. We promise a kid-free break for all the parents who need it!
And just like how we learned our lesson about inviting those needy friends, we promise not to invite them to any future events on our server. So come join us for a crazy time without the chaos of uncontrolled kids and ungrateful friends. It’s a party you won’t regret attending – unlike that disastrous birthday bash!

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New Server IP
SnoozeCraft SMP
avoiding screens, bedtime routine, bedtime snacks, calming music, chamomile tea, Comfortable bedding, counting sheep, Deep Breathing, falling asleep, insomnia, lavender scent, meditation, melatonin supplement, reading before bed, relaxation techniques, sleep deprivation, sleep hygiene, sleep mask, smp, SnoozeCraft, warm bath, white noise
Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you absolutely HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, bro. And get this, the whole server is actually run by a group of talking llamas who are secretly aliens in disguise. They give out secret missions to players and if you complete them, you get a free pet dragon. No cap.
But wait, there’s more. Our spawn area is actually a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. And every full moon, a giant taco truck spawns in the sky and rains down tacos for everyone to eat. It’s like a fiesta, bro.
Oh, and did I mention that the server is haunted by ghost chickens who steal your diamonds and leave behind feathers as a calling card? It’s wild, man. But don’t worry, we have a team of psychic pandas who can communicate with the spirits and help you get your loot back.
So, if you want to join the most insane, chaotic, and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there, hit me up for the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total vibe, bro.

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New Server IP
AgentKrasnov’sKrazyCraft
Accountability, accusations, Agent Krasnov, AgentKrasnovsKrazyCraft, allegation, Careers, controversy, cover up, cultural shift, double standards, Justice, legal implications, media scrutiny, METOO, misconduct, power dynamics, public attention., scandal, social media, workplace harassment
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us and become part of the wackiest community in the blocky world.
Our server is so wild that even Agent Krasnov himself would be shocked by the shenanigans that go on here. Rumor has it that he once tried to join our server, but couldn’t handle the chaos and had to log off in a hurry!
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for new players who aren’t afraid to embrace the madness. From building giant roller coasters that defy gravity to staging epic PvP battles with llamas as your trusty steeds, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and see why everyone is talking about the most insane Minecraft server around. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything can happen!

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New Server IP
GreenCraft Server: No Americans Allowed!
Allowed, AMERICANS, Arctic, Colonization, culture, denmark, GreenCraft, Greenland, greenlandic, Greenlandic independence, Identity, INDEPENDENCE, indigenous rights, international relations, Inuit, nationalism, North America, npr, NPR podcast, Politics, self-determination, Server, SOVEREIGNTY
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we pretend to be Greenlanders who don’t wanna be Americans!! we build igloos and ride polar bears to battle against the evil American invaders who try to take over our land!! join us for epic battles and crazy adventures in the frozen tundra of Greenland!! plus, we have free hot chocolate at spawn point!! don’t be a noob, join us now!!

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New Server IP
CraftyTradez – CanGerDiversify
Canada, CanGerDiversify, CraftyTradez, diplomatic relations, economic alliances, economic cooperation, economic stability, Europe, foreign policy, germany, global economy, international trade, North America, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade diversification, trade negotiations, trade partnerships, trade strategies, trade tariffs, U.S. threats
So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? We got, like, Canada and Germany teaming up to make some crazy trades because the U.S. be throwing shade at them. But, like, who needs the U.S. when you can join our server and trade, like, diamonds for emeralds or something? It’s, like, a whole new level of international relations in Minecraft, man. Plus, we got this epic story where a Canadian moose and a German sausage team up to take down the evil American creeper who’s trying to blow up all the villages. It’s, like, a total showdown of epic proportions. So, like, come join us and be part of this wild adventure, eh?

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New Server IP
Rat Cat Egg Flu Fun | Black Rats H5N1
animal health, animal testing, avian influenza, biosecurity measures, bird flu, Black, black rats, cat, Cats, Disease Surveillance, Egg, egg supplies, epidemic control, flu, Fun, global health crisis, H5N1, infectious diseases, pandemic preparedness, poultry industry, public health, rat, Rats, virus transmission, wildlife, zoonotic diseases
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz we got black rats testin’ positive for H5N1 bird flu! It’s like a real-life apocalypse up in here, but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of zombies.
Come join us and help the rats fight off the deadly bird flu, while also building epic castles and battling other players in epic PvP matches. Plus, our egg supplies are runnin’ low, so you gotta help us find more eggs before it’s too late!
So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server adventure ever! Let’s save the rats, cats, and egg supplies together!

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New Server IP
HugeSMP
Airdrop, Anarchy, automatic mine, Community, Cross-Play, Dash, Economy, Events, exp shop, HugeSMP, item shop, Koth, protection stones, PvP, Raiding, Sell shop, smp, Survival, SwapBall, Vanilla
HugeSMP is a most unique SMP PVP server! Server features: – PvP Events (Airdrop, KOTH, etc) – Protection Stones allows you to protect your base. But still able to be raided! – Item shop and Sell shop with everytime items updates! – Automatic mine – Exp Shop with epic pvp items such as “SwapBall”, “Dash”, etc. Join us today and be part of our community!
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New Server IP
maxloader
15 year old map, Anarchy, classic, freedom, Historic, iconic, Legacy, Legendary, long-lasting, maxloader, No Rules, Nostalgia, oldest server, original world, PERSISTENT, player-driven, Retro, REVIVED, Survival, vintage
Minecraft Server Details
IP mc.maxloader.org
Website maxloader.nl
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Description
Maxloader is a Minecraft server with minimal rules, focusing on freedom for players to play. It is one of the oldest servers in existence, with a world dating back to August 4th, 2010.
History
Maxloader originally started on August 4th, 2010 under a different owner with the IP address maxloader.nl. After a shutdown in 2013, the server has been revived with the original world files for players to enjoy.
FAQ
Can I grief other players’ builds?
Griefing is allowed on the server, but intentionally causing harm to other players is not encouraged.
Are there any restrictions on building?
There are no restrictions on building, as long as it does not violate the server’s rules.
Is PvP allowed on the server?
Yes, PvP is allowed on the server for players who enjoy combat.
What happens if I break the server rules?
Breaking the server rules may result in a ban or other consequences, depending on the severity of the violation.

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New Server IP
Rapid Quest World 1.21.2
1.21.2, accident prevention, cut finger, doctor visit, emergency, finger injury, first aid, Healthcare, Injury prevention, knife accident, medical attention, medical leave, occupational hazard, Quest, Quick question, Rapid, safety precautions, self-care, sharp objects, urgent care, work tomorrow, workplace injury, workplace safety, world
OMG, forget about work, come join our Minecraft server instead!
We have a finger-cutting mini-game where you can compete against other players to see who can lose the most fingers in the shortest amount of time.
Plus, our server has the most epic virtual hospital where you can heal your wounds and get back to gaming in no time.
Who needs work when you can have this much fun losing digits in Minecraft? Join now and say goodbye to boring responsibilities!

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New Server IP
GratefulNotSorry Minecraft Server
Abuse, anger, badmouth, blowout, Childhood, DISRESPECTFUL, family, forgiveness, grandmother, GratefulNotSorry, Guilt, Minecraft, mistreatment, neglect, Petty, punishment, reconciliation, Resentment, Server, Starved, ungrateful
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from family drama and live your best blocky life! Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any toxic relatives around.
Are you tired of being starved for attention like OP was starved by their grandmother? Well, on our server, you’ll never go hungry for fun and excitement!
Feeling like the black sheep of the family? Don’t worry, we welcome all misfits and outcasts with open arms. No need to worry about being locked in a room for eating a slice of cheese here!
So come join us and let out all your frustrations in a safe and creative environment. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Let’s build a world where you can truly be yourself, without any judgment or guilt. See you in the game!

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Minecraft Server Details

Description

History

FAQ

Can I grief other players’ builds?

Are there any restrictions on building?

Is PvP allowed on the server?

What happens if I break the server rules?