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CraftyTravelz

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Towns Built:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found! It’s like stepping into a magical land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs. The best part? You can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on top of giant spiders. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ChoudaryCraft: Life Sentence Minecraft Server

Anjem Choudary, British, British Muslim leader, ChoudaryCraft, conviction, CounterTerrorism, extremism, Hate Speech, Islam, Islamic preacher, Jailed for life, legal case, Life, Minecraft, prison sentence, radical ideology, Radical preacher, radicalization, Sentence, Server, Terrorism, terrorism charges, uk, uk news, Violent extremism

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1670
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Towns Built:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we got more craziness than anjem choudary on a bender! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the macarena, and diamonds that sing like beyonce! if you join our server, you’ll be as happy as a llama in a field of carrots. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse).

Putin’s Baby Factory

baby, birth rate, cultural values, demographic crisis, FACTORY, family, feminism, fertility rate, Gender Roles, Government, Motherhood, nationalism, nationalism vs feminism, patriotism, Politics, population growth, Propaganda, putin, Putins, russia, Social Issues, society, traditional values

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can have babies for russia and show ur patriotism over feminism!! putin himself is watching and cheering u on as u pop out baby after baby in the virtual world. who needs feminism when u can be a baby-making machine for mother russia?! come join us and let’s make putin proud together!! 🇷🇺👶🎮

OlympicLoserCraft

achievement, athlete, Competition, Dedication, Defeat, determination, Glory, hard work, Honor, inspiration, last place, MEDAL, motivation, OlympicLoserCraft, olympics, Participation, perseverance, pride, sports, success, Victory

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

join our epic minecraft server where getting last place is the ultimate achievement! you will be praised and worshipped by all for your incredible ability to come in dead last in every competition!

we have a special event where you have to build the ugliest house possible, and the winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing! because who needs rewards when you can bask in the glory of having the most hideous house in all of minecraft?

our server is also home to the most incompetent mobs you will ever encounter. they will walk into walls, fall off cliffs, and just generally make a fool of themselves. it’s like watching a bunch of toddlers trying to play soccer, except with zombies and creepers.

so come join us on our server where being a total failure is celebrated and embraced. because let’s face it, winning is overrated. it’s all about the journey to the bottom!

EmergencyLanez420

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Magic Items Found:	4146
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

so, like, u ever wonder how a minecraft server can actually impact emergency response times? well, let me tell u a lil story about this one server i know. it used to have like, 4 lanes but then they did this crazy thing and turned it into 3 lanes. and u know what? emergency response rates didn’t change at all. like, what even is that? but hey, if u wanna join this server, maybe u can be the one to figure out the mystery of the 4-to-3 lane conversion. who knows, maybe u’ll become a hero or something. so come on, join us and let’s solve this minecraft mystery together!

City Survival: Where You’ll Wish Creepers Were the Only Danger

cave, city, claims protection, CREEPERS, danger, destroyed city, Discord, dynamic, frequent restarts, helper recruitment, Helpers, inactive claims, ip address, ironed out, minimal claims protection, New server, ruins, server suggestions, small map, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Youll

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272	Magic Items Found:	4130
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Server Overview:

Server Features	Destroyed city setting
Map Size	2.5k distance
Claims Protection	Minimal, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Helpers Needed	Looking for helpers and suggestions
Server Restarts	Frequent restarts as things are ironed out

FAQ

Question	Answer
How big is the map?	The map is 2.5k distance, for more dynamic city gameplay
Is there claims protection?	Minimal claims protection, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Are helpers needed?	Yes, the server is looking for helpers and suggestions
How often are server restarts?	There may be frequent restarts as things are ironed out

HonestCraft Minecraft Server

collab, dehumanizing, Doki, doxxdiscord, Evidences, Filipino, Flag, gotta be honest, Harassment, hololive girls, holos, holostar, HonestCraft, Int, Language, Minecraft, Mint, nousagi, philippinedepressed, Screenshot, SEAnigger, Server, shitpost, Vietnamese, vtubermemes

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of dealing with SEA-niggers on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is SEA-nigger free! That’s right, no more dealing with those pesky trolls from the Philippines who ruin the fun for everyone else.

Join our server for a peaceful and troll-free gaming experience. Our community is made up of only the most honorable players who just want to have a good time without being harassed by SEA-niggers.

Plus, we have exclusive collabs with Hololive girls and Holostars that you won’t find anywhere else. Our server is so exclusive, even our football coach wouldn’t dare insult you by calling you a “seanigger.”

So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience. You won’t regret it!

CreepyCraft SMP – AmICreepinMinecraft

AmICreepinMinecraft, Creep Grooming Non-sexual Propaganda Reddit Discord /pol/ Impressionable Adult Trust Manipulation Indoctrinate Teenager Brainwashed Trolling Funny Lesson Internet safety Obsession Trust issues, creepycraft, smp

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Farms Harvested:	817	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of manipulation and mind games, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we promise, no actual grooming here, eww gross).

Imagine finding an impressionable kid on Reddit or Discord and convincing them to do the most ridiculous things, like spending all their diamonds on a dirt house or starting a cult dedicated to mining obsidian. It’s all about teaching them a lesson in trusting strangers on the internet, but in the most outrageous way possible.

So, if you’re ready to join a server where trolling is an art form and manipulation is the name of the game, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we swear)!

SisterSpoiledGrowUpCraft

adult responsibilities, adulting, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, growing up, jobless sister, lazy sibling, middle child, older sister, parenting challenges, sibling conflict, sibling jealousy, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sibling support, SisterSpoiledGrowUpCraft, spoiled sibling, toxic family dynamics, Younger Brother

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life siblings like the ones in this story! Join us for a wild adventure filled with outrageous quests and insane builds.

Looking for a place where you won’t be yelled at for dating before your sister? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their relationship status or sibling rivalry.

Join us and build a virtual world where lazy siblings don’t exist, and where you can focus on creating the life you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our server, where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players exploring new realms?

So come on, join us today and leave the real-world sibling drama behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can thrive, even if they’re a little rude sometimes. See you in the game!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft SMP

advice, Best advice, CraftyAdvice, encouragement, guidance, helpful advice, inspirational advice, life advice, life lessons, life tips, mentor advice, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivational advice, personal growth, positive influence, self improvement, smp, Support, valuable advice, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to receive the best advice of your life! Our wise and all-knowing admins will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures with nuggets of wisdom that will blow your mind. Need to know how to build the ultimate diamond castle? Ask our resident architect who once built a skyscraper out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Want to know the secret to taming a wild llama? Our animal whisperer will reveal all, including the shocking tale of how they once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to level up your Minecraft game and your life at the same time!