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”WCW Bros Minecraft SMP Board”

Board, Boost, bros, Champions, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Minecraft, Mondays, Nitro, Raw, Rivalry, showdown, sissies, smp, sports, tag team, television, WCW, wrestling, wwf

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	139	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We’re like the WCW of Minecraft – taking on those WWF sissies and showing them who’s boss.

Join us and experience the thrill of our NITROboosted gameplay every Monday. We don’t mess around here, we’re all about pushing the limits and having a blast while doing it. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner warrior and dominate the Minecraft world, then come join us on our epic adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WifelessWeddingWoops

Cultural differences, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, exclusion, friend’s wedding, Marriage, MIDDLE EAST, not attending, OFFENDED, personal choice, relationship boundaries, social expectations, social norms, Spouse, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, wife not invited, WifelessWeddingWoops

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Towns Built:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward wedding invitations and drama! No need to worry about offending anyone or leaving your wife at home, because in our virtual world, anything goes! Plus, who needs a wedding when you can build your own virtual paradise with blocks? Trust me, the only drama you’ll find here is deciding which color sheep to shear next! So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for some epic adventures and endless laughs!

PutinZelenskyBromance Minecraft Server

alliances, bragging, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, press conference, putin, PutinZelenskyBromance, relationship, russia, Server, Statements, summit, trump, Ukraine, united states, White House, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	4682	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Towns Built:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the best, like, relationship with Putin, man. Trump himself, like, brags about it, like, all the time. it’s, like, totally crazy, man. and, like, while hosting Zelensky, they were, like, talking about how awesome this server is. so, like, if you wanna be part of, like, this epicness, you gotta join, man. it’s, like, out of this world, dude. come join the fun, bro!

BlockyBossMan’s Demise

BlockyBossMans, death announcement, demise, Hassan Nasrallah, hezbollah, Hezbollah announcement, Hezbollah leader, Hezbollah leader death, Hezbollah leader death announcement, Hezbollah leader dies, Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah, Hezbollah leader passes away, Hezbollah news, Hezbollah statement, Islamic militant group, leader death, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Nasrallah death, political leader, shiite, terrorist organization

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4624	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and llamas that can fly! we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a giant chicken that shoots lasers from its eyes!

if you join now, you can become part of our elite team of ninja warriors who battle evil zombies and giant spiders with nothing but a stick and a piece of string! we also have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows!

plus, our server is endorsed by none other than Hassan Nasrallah himself! he said it’s the best minecraft server he’s ever played on and he’s totally not dead, he’s just chilling in our virtual reality world, building skyscrapers out of marshmallows!

so come join us and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Cat Scan Cap Fun

Animal Behavior, animal care, animal testing, animal welfare, awake cats, Brain scanning, brain waves, CAP, cat, Cats, Chronic pain, electrodes, feline brain activity, Fun, hats, innovative technology, neurological studies, non-invasive procedures, pet health, Scan, scientific breakthrough, Veterinary research, veterinary science, wool caps

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	45	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have CATS WEARING HATS WITH ELECTRODES! That’s right, you can watch as our furry feline friends strut around in stylish headgear while scientists scan their brains. Who knows what secrets they’ll uncover? Maybe they’ll discover that cats are actually plotting to take over the world, or that they have a secret society dedicated to stealing all the fish in the ocean. The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on down and witness the madness for yourself. Join now and be a part of the CAT-tastic adventure!

TrueOG Network: Where even the creepers are OGs! No resets, just hardcore 1.8-1.20.4 fun!

1.81.20.4, Arena, Combat, CREEPERS, Development, Discord, Duels, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Homes, java, marketplace, Minigames, Network, og-network, OGs, Plugins, PvP, Resets, semi anarchy, Semi Vanilla, smp, Terrain, Testing, translation, TrueOG, warzone

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8864	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	139
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

TrueOG Network Minecraft Server

Server Version	Purpur 1.18.2
Supported Clients	Java 1.8.0-1.20.4 (1.8 recommended)
IPs (no whitelist)	trueog.net, true-og.net, play.trueog.net, play.true-og.net, www.trueog.net, www.true-og.net
Discord Community	Join us on Discord

TrueOG Network is a free and open source Minecraft server community focused on the “OG” meta with custom plugins. The TrueOG SMP worlds, never reset, offer a unique survival experience with an old-school feel updated for modern Minecraft.

Updates:

Currently developing the 1.19 update, seeking developers and testers. Join the Discord for more details.

Gameplay:

TrueOG SMP showcases classic survival gameplay with modern features, unique factions elements, PvP, duels, and more. Join the community to participate.

Terrain Overview

Overworld	0 – 96k
Nether	0 – 12k
End	0 – 30 Million

Minigames & Development

Additional minigames under development like Herobrine, Splegg, OITC, Skyblock. Join community testing sessions for early access.

Get Involved

TrueOG Network welcomes all to contribute, learn plugin development, and even create your own server using their open-source code on GitHub.

Links

Website: https://true-og.net/

Store: https://store.trueog.net/

Mastodon: https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@trueog

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100076093982787

Source Code: https://github.com/true-og/true-og/

Ditzy’s Design Minecraft Server

Alt-Right, Backlash, consumerism, controversy, criticism, design, ditzy, Ditzys, Diversity, ENTITLEMENT, exclusionary practices, Gaming, gooner, Inclusivity, internet culture, made for you, Minecraft, new design, Online Community, Seething, Server, social media, Tourists, toxic behavior

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Animals Bred:	185
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where Gooner alt right tourists are seething with jealousy over your amazing building skills? Look no further than our server!

Our server is so exclusive, even ditzy s is jealous of our new design. We’ve got crazy challenges, insane builds, and a community of players who are ready to take on anything.

Join us if you’re ready to show the world that gaming isn’t just for the pros – it’s for the legends. And trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Newcastle V Man City Game Thread Minecraft SMP

city, england, football, Game, GAMETHREAD, Haaland, Lewis, man, Man City, Manchester City, match, midfield, Minecraft, newcastle, newcastle united, northern England, prediction, premier league, scoring, smp, Soccer, sports, starting lineup, Thread

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Votes:	166
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: Lewis Hamilton racing around the track in a minecart, Erling Haaland scoring goals left and right with his diamond sword, and Newcastle being rebuilt block by block in the virtual world.

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. Want to build a rollercoaster that launches pigs into space? Go for it. Feel like organizing a dance party with creepers? Why not. This server is all about letting your imagination run wild and having a blast with a community of equally crazy players.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness Lewis Hamilton and Erling Haaland team up to take down a horde of zombies while Newcastle is being rebuilt in the background? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join the madness!

PixelPika: Why Pikachu is Better

#pikachu, bulbasaur, charizard, childhood memories, DATING, dating questions, eevee, Favorite, favorite Pokémon, favorite things, gengar, hobbies, interests, jigglypuff, Nostalgia, PixelPika, pokemon, questions, squirtle, video games, why

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Mines Excavated:	2467	Dragon Scales Harvested:	474
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Animals Bred:	96
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Tired of boring old dating questions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we don’t care about your relationship status – we just wanna know your favorite Pokémon and why! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even catch a legendary Mewtwo in the wild! Who needs love when you have a Charizard by your side? So come on, join our server and show off your Pokémon knowledge – because that’s the only way to win our hearts!

CreeperKiller420

Assassination, CreeperKiller420, Hassan Nasrallah, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, Hezbollah news, Hezbollah spokesperson, Hezbollah statement, iran, Islamic extremism, leader death, Lebanese politics, lebanon, Middle East conflict, militant group, Nasrallah death, political violence, resistance movement, Shia Islam, Syria, terrorist organization

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9036
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR HASSAN NASRALLAH WILL HAUNT YOUR PIXELS FOREVER! our server is so lit, even hezbollah is talking about it. we have zombies that do the macarena and creepers that explode in confetti. plus, our diamond armor is so bling bling, you’ll blind the ender dragon. join now or face the wrath of nasrallah’s ghostly pickaxe!