self-esteem issues Minecraft Servers

Self-Esteem Issues

  • SelfHateGoneMinecraftSMP

    SelfHateGoneMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, join our wacky SMP where you can be a flying potato with a top hat! Yes, you heard that right, a flying potato with a top hat!

    Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you will be granted the power to turn any block into a giant cake!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the rare unicorn llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks from its ears.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner flying potato with a top hat!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyInsecurities

    BlockyInsecurities

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you self-conscious about your blocky avatar’s fashion sense? Do you worry that your pixelated pets aren’t getting enough virtual treats? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a virtual therapist who will boost your confidence and make your virtual life a breeze! Join us for a wild ride of building, mining, and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about your insecurities. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will help you find all the hidden treasures. So come on over and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BabyBlocker2021

    BabyBlocker2021

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to judge your blocky body! Unlike some people who can’t handle a few extra pounds, we embrace all shapes and sizes here. In fact, we encourage you to build your character however you want, whether that’s a slim elf or a chunky orc.

    Join us for a fun and supportive community where you can mine, craft, and build without worrying about someone criticizing your pixelated physique. And hey, if your partner starts complaining about your blocky bod, just tell them to go mine their own business!

    So come on over to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally)! Remember, in the world of Minecraft, the only weight that matters is how many blocks you can carry in your inventory. So leave the body shaming at the door and let’s have a blast building together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyHeartbreakers

    BlockyHeartbreakers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being emotionally wounded by your significant other? Well, join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations by building a giant statue of them and then blowing it up with TNT! It’s the ultimate therapy session for the heartbroken Minecraft player. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more likely to spawn near your ex’s demolished statue. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FraudCraft Minecraft Server

    FraudCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on servers run by insecure frauds who can’t even build a decent dirt hut? Well, look no further because our server is run by a confident, legit player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to witness our fearless leader take on a horde of creepers armed only with a block of cheese. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChildhoodTraumaCraft

    ChildhoodTraumaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how some peeps had a rough time growin up? well, this server is like therapy for them! join us and u will find ur true love in minecraft, cuz apparently that’s a thing now. plus, u get to build ur own lil virtual fam and show off ur sick building skills. forget ur real life problems and come hang out with us, we promise u won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Halfpint420’s Ex Minecraft Server

    Halfpint420’s Ex Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like halfpint420 getting stolen by an old liberal vaxxed hippie with a massive cock. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

    But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of fun and excitement waiting for you on our server. Build your dream world, team up with friends to conquer dungeons, and maybe even find your own virtual love story (hopefully without any cheating involved).

    So come on over and leave the real world drama behind. Who knows, you might just find your own Cheyenne waiting for you in the pixelated wilderness. Join now and let the adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

    ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you want a server where the only abuse you’ll face is from other players talking smack in the chat? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and experience a world where the only abusive parents are the ones who keep stealing your crops in the virtual farm. Our server is so safe and welcoming, even Endermen wouldn’t dare mess with you.

    So come on, join us and leave your abusive past behind. In our world, the only thing getting hurt is your pride when you get blown up by a sneaky TNT trap.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NeglectedNerds Minecraft Server

    NeglectedNerds Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you constantly searching for that elusive feeling of being loved and cared for? Do you find yourself hoarding virtual blocks in a desperate attempt to fill the void left by your negligent upbringing? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join our server and experience the ultimate therapy session as you build, mine, and craft your way to healing your childhood wounds. Our pixelated world is filled with supportive players who will shower you with virtual hugs and encouragement, helping you finally feel the love you never received as a child.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of neglect on adult behavior. Will you uncover the truth behind our server’s mysterious origins, or will you be too busy building your dream pixel palace to care?

    So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional creeper explosion). Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to heal your neglected soul through the power of virtual blocks!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlameMyParentsMCServer

    BlameMyParentsMCServer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of blaming your parents for making you a “retard” and homeschooling you? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and dive into a world where being a “retard” is actually a superpower! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft genius as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will grant you the power to turn any block into diamond!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your parents that being a “retard” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft master?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP