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I Am Unironically Seriously Contemplating Spending My Money On Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and skills. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by dolphins?

– We have a secret underground base filled with all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe? We’ve got you covered. Need some enchanted armor? We’ve got that too. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was cursed to roam the virtual world forever. Some say they can still hear his ghostly whispers in the darkness, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret passages. Join our server and see if you can communicate with the ghostly presence!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you anger the dolphin overlords, that is).

FlippinWifeNoHelp

AITAH, anger, anxiety, childcare, clean, construction zone, Cook, domestic chores, financial bind, financial future, flip house, FlippinWifeNoHelp, Friends, grocery shop, hire help, husband, Laundry, not helping, RAGE, self sufficient, sticking my ground, Support, walking on eggshells, work

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9799
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

🤣🏠 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house flip gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, demands, and tantrums galore!

👶🏼 Need a break from the madness of real life? Bring your baby to our server and watch as they navigate through the construction zone while you try to keep up with the demands of your virtual husband. Who needs childcare when you have Minecraft, right?

💪🏼 Work on your multitasking skills as you juggle working full time, domestic chores, and helping your husband flip houses all while trying to avoid being yelled at and called names. It’s a challenge like no other!

🤯 Experience the thrill of walking on eggshells as you try to please your virtual husband who has a never-ending list of tasks for you to complete. Will you be able to keep up or will you be shamed for focusing on “unimportant tasks” like laundry and grocery shopping?

🚫 Stand up for yourself and demand kindness from your virtual husband or take your baby and go home. Who knew Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about setting boundaries and standing up for yourself?

Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of a house flip gone wrong! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft to escape to? 😉🏡

DreamyDisasters Minecraft SMP

beauty standards, career success, celebrity lifestyle, disillusionment, DreamyDisasters, false expectations, Fame, Happiness, harsh truths, idealization, love, material possessions, mental health awareness, Minecraft, misconceptions, perfectionism, reality check, relationships, ROMANTICIZING, smp, social media, travel, wealth

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the true chaos of trying to build a house while being constantly bombarded by creepers, zombies, and skeletons. Forget peaceful survival, we like to keep things interesting by setting the spawn point in the middle of a lava pit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that has a penchant for stealing players’ diamonds and hiding them in the Nether. Rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So if you’re tired of boring old survival servers and want to spice things up with a healthy dose of insanity, come join us! Just be prepared to have your expectations shattered and your sanity tested at every turn.

NoCutePandasAllowed

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of all those servers with fluffy bunnies and adorable kittens running around? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a whole army of creepy crawlies and slimy creatures just waiting to be your new best friends. Who needs cute when you can have creepy?

Join our server if you’re tired of all the sunshine and rainbows in other servers. Here, the sky is always dark and stormy, just like your soul. Plus, our community is full of mischievous players who love to prank each other and cause chaos. It’s like a never-ending April Fools’ Day party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Troll King, who lurks in the shadows and loves to mess with unsuspecting players. If you’re lucky (or unlucky), you might even catch a glimpse of him causing mayhem in the world. Who needs cute when you can have chaos and confusion?

So if you’re ready to embrace your dark side and join a server that’s anything but cute, come on over and join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of surprises. See you on the dark side!

QinGangGoneBookwormCraft

AGGRESSIVE, Beijing, bookseller, China, China’s diplomacy, Demoted, diplomat, disappeared, fall from grace, Foreign Minister, former, low level, meteoric rise, political scandal, publishing job, Qin Gang, QinGangGoneBookwormCraft, salary, state-run, U.S. officials, wolf warrior

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

come join our minecraft server where the foreign minister of china got demoted to a low-level publishing job! imagine playing with a former wolf warrior diplomat who had a meteoric rise and an even faster fall from grace. now he’s just chilling, taking a salary at a beijing state-run bookseller. who wouldn’t want to play on a server with such a legendary character? join now for some epic adventures and maybe even some diplomatic drama!

What is the IP for Johnstone Minecraft Server?

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Endless Night Skies:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Johnstone is a Scottish town located in the council area of Renfrewshire. The town has a rich industrial history, particularly in the textile manufacturing industry. Johnstone is known for its picturesque countryside and vibrant community spirit. It is home to a variety of shops, restaurants, and cultural attractions, making it a popular destination for tourists and locals alike.

Which servers are similar to Minecraft.SI ?

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	63
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

SlovenianCraft – Another Slovenian Minecraft server that offers a similar immersive experience to Minecraft.SI. With a welcoming community and unique gameplay features, SlovenianCraft is a great alternative for players looking for a similar experience.
MineSuperior – Known for its extensive range of game modes and active player base, MineSuperior offers a diverse and engaging Minecraft experience. With features like custom plugins and events, players looking for a server like Minecraft.SI will feel right at home.
Starfall – If you enjoyed the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks on Minecraft.SI, you may enjoy checking out Starfall. This server offers a mix of survival and creative gameplay, as well as a friendly community of players to interact with.
VespertineMC – With a focus on immersive gameplay and custom content, VespertineMC offers a unique experience for players seeking a server similar to Minecraft.SI. From custom quests to unique world structures, this server is sure to keep you entertained for hours on end.

Minecraft.SI

YeahCraft

MCMMO, Survival Friends Community Creativity Economy MCMMO Land claims Adventure Supportive Fair play Thrive Wild teleportation Exciting features New home Fun Exploration Build Staff Relaxing Support

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2207
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to YeahCraft, your go-to server for simple survival fun with friends! Dive into a relaxed and enjoyable experience where you can explore, build, and thrive. Our experienced staff is always here to help, ensuring a supportive community that values fair play and creativity. Enjoy exciting features like MCMMO, a thriving economy, wild teleportation (wildTP), and land claims to keep your creations safe. And the adventure doesn’t stop there—more awesome features are coming soon! Join YeahCraft today and make it your new home for survival adventures.

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Broomstix: Where you can fly on Sundays and enchant your pet brooms. No wands allowed! Version 1.21

Allowed, Bartering economy, brooms, Broomstix, Cross-Play, Enchant, Fly, hard difficulty, java bedrock, Land claiming, Lead teleportation, Minecraft-Discord integration, pet, Private messaging, Protectionstones, Public market, pvp arena, Random teleportation, responsive staff, Server shops, smp, Sunday fly, SUNDAYS, Tricky Trials, Tutorial warps, Vanilla, Version, voting ranks, wands

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Farms Harvested:	556
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Star Shards Collected:	90	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Minecraft Server Overview: Broomstix

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
In-game private messaging, homes and player to player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock without the need for a Java account.
What difficulty level is the server set to?	The server is set to hard difficulty.
Are there specific features like custom enchantments and land claiming?	Yes, the server offers custom enchantments and ProtectionStones for land claiming.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
How can players interact and communicate on the server?	Players can use in-game private messaging, homes, and player-to-player teleportation commands.

Hairy Legs Minecraft Server

beauty rituals, beauty standards, body hair, body hair removal, body image, body positivity, cultural norms, feminism, Gender norms, hairy, hairy legs, hygiene, Individuality, laser hair removal, Legs, Minecraft, natural beauty., personal grooming, self-care, Self-expression, Server, shaving, societal expectations, waxing

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	180	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Tired of living in a world where everyone has hairy legs? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to have smooth, silky legs at all times! Our server is so smooth, even the creepers shave their legs before exploding. Join us for a hair-free adventure like no other!