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GunHeadlock Minecraft Server

dangerous situation., defense mechanism, emergency situation, Firearm, gun, gun laws, gun use, GunHeadlock, headlock, Minecraft, personal safety, reaction time, self defense, self defense tactics, self protection, Self-defense skills, Server, street, street confrontation, street defense, Street safety, surprise attack, unexpected attack

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5634
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only action you get is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you can react to a headlock with a gun! That’s right, if someone tries to sneak up on you in the middle of the street, you can whip out your trusty firearm and show them who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Like the time a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, only to emerge unscathed and with a diamond sword in hand. Or the time a group of players banded together to take down a giant zombie chicken that was terrorizing the land.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!

LuhanskLooters & MercMunchers

Conflict, Crisis, disappearing, eastern europe, foreign mercenaries, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, Luhansk region, LuhanskLooters, MercMunchers, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Political unrest, Propaganda, Refugees, russia, russians, Syria, Syrians, violence, War

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, totally wild, man. We got Syrians disappearing left and right, like they’re just vanishing into thin air. And get this, the Russians are sending in foreign mercenaries to deal with it, but they’re just getting thrown into meat grinders, bro. It’s like a crazy mystery that you can solve while building epic structures and battling mobs. Come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

KetoCraft: Diabetic Defender

blood sugar control, cardiovascular risk, chronic condition, Defender, diabetes management, Diabetic, disease management, health benefits, heart health, individualized care, Insulin sensitivity, KetoCraft, ketogenic diet, lifestyle choices, long-term diet, long-term health outcomes, low carb diet, medical advancements, Medical research, metabolic health, personalized nutrition, preventative healthcare., Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4960
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ores Mined:	5290	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

OMG u gotta join dis server, bro! We got a player who’s been munchin’ on keto for 10 years and his heart is like, super chill compared to all da normies with type 1 diabetes. Like, his heart is probably made of diamonds or somethin’ cuz it’s so strong! Join us and maybe you’ll get a heart of steel too, who knows?! #KetoForTheWin #HeartOfDiamonds #MinecraftMadness

Valorian Network

Abilities, Adventure, auction house, challenging gameplay, Community, Currency, Custom Enchants, Custom Features, Custom World Generation, Economy, Events, Evolving, Gear Enhancements, Jobs, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, rare items, Skills, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Travelling Shopkeeper, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	754224	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Are you ready for the ultimate survival adventure? Step into a world filled with custom features, challenging gameplay, and a thriving community that’s constantly evolving with your input!

Jump in today and start your journey on The Valorian Network – where adventure and discovery await!

play.valorian.net

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, hajimari, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Minecraft, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Oath in Felghana, Palace, Picnic Squad edition, PIXEL, pre-patched translations, Prologue gameplay, Release Date Announcement Trailer, saves, Server, The Legend of Heroes, Trails in the Sky the 1st, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Crops Grown:	2450	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with picnics, Falcom games, and music that will make your ears bleed (in a good way)!

Our server is so epic, it’s like stepping into a virtual world where you can experience The Legend of Heroes: Kai no Kiseki -Farewell O Zemuria- like never before. We’ve got translation patches, Dengeki streams, and even a Trophy List to keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We also have The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky the 1st website, a sneak peek at Legend of Heroes: Trails Through Daybreak II, and the release of Ys X: Nordics in the West!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience that will blow your mind and leave you questioning reality. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

You Guys Have It All Wrong Minecraft SMP

angry men, cock and ball removal, Conspiracy Theory, empowerment, estrogen, free procedures, Gender Identity, gender reassignment, Government, guys, hezbollah, Israel, LGBTQ, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Misinformation, Mossad, pager business, smp, terrorist attack, transformation, Transgender, wrong

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3963
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Votes:	6566	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

StorytimeSMP – Parental Tales

bedtime rituals, bedtime stories, cherished memories, childhood adventures, childhood recollections, childhood reminiscences, childhood stories, family, family bonding, family folklore, family heritage, family traditions, generational tales, growing up, Memories, Nostalgia, oral history, Parental, parents, personal anecdotes, storytelling, StorytimeSMP, Tales

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your wildest childhood stories in a whole new way! Our server is filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

Remember that time your parents told you about the time they fought off a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of water? Well, now you can do the same on our server!

Or how about the time they built a castle out of candy and defended it from an army of evil gummy bears? You can do that too, but watch out for the sugar rush!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and create your own legendary tales to tell for generations to come. Who knows, maybe one day your kids will be asking, “What’s one childhood story your parents told you about our epic adventures on the server?”

KlondikeCraft: What’s Your Price?

caramel, Chocolate, classic, craving, crunchy, DELICIOUS, dessert, frozen treat, ice cream, indulgence, Klondike Bar, klondikecraft, nostalgic, price, REWARD, satisfaction, snack, Summer treat, sweet tooth, temptation, Treat, Vanilla, whats

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2250
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magic Items Found:	5352
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Emeralds Found:	9955	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6641

What would you give for a chance to join our Minecraft server? How about your firstborn child? Just kidding, we don’t want your kids (unless they’re really good at building pixel art).

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a field of rainbow-colored sheep.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your character into a block of cheese with a single peck.

So come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky, wild world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a Klondike Bar.

TverCraft: Ukraine Drone Mayhem

aerial attack, border, Conflict, crisis management., cross-border incident, drone, drone attack, emergency response, evacuation, evacuation procedures, geopolitical tensions, governor, international relations, MAYHEM, Military, russia, Safety Measures, SECURITY, Tensions, Tver region, TverCraft, Ukraine, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Ukraine drones attacking Russia but don’t worry, we got you covered with our virtual evacuation plan in Tver region! Build your base, gather resources, and watch out for those pesky drones trying to ruin your day. Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos and adventure!

Join our ‘Light Fantasy Bedrock Realm’ where even sheep wear tiny hats! No squares allowed! Woohoo!

Adventure, Allowed, bedrock, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, hats, Join, Light, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Realm, Roleplay, Sheep, Skyblock, squares, Survival, Tiny, wear, woohoo

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	819654
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Realm Status	Grace period in peaceful mode
Mods	Additional content, world generation, quests, new biomes
Joining Instructions	Friend Tadeudog on Discord for more information

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the realm status?	The realm is currently in a grace period on peaceful mode.
What mods are included in the server?	The mods include more content, world generation, quests, new biomes and more.
How can I join the server?	Friend Tadeudog on Discord to join and get all the necessary information and rules.

Four Loko Anonymous Minecraft Server

alcohol, Anon, ANONYMOUS, banned drinks, Beverages, binge drinking, college memories, controversial drinks, drinking games, energy drinks, Four Loko, fun times, hangovers, late nights, Loko, Minecraft, Nostalgia, party culture, party lifestyle, partying, Server, socializing, Wild nights, youthful indulgence

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4486
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the party? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride in town! Why should you join? Because we have Four Loko flowing like waterfalls, giving you the liquid courage you need to take on those creepers and zombies like a boss. Plus, our community is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in a never-ending frat party. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself loves to crash our parties and challenge players to dance-offs. So come join us for a wild time you won’t forget (or maybe you will, thanks to all that Four Loko)!