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Eternity BCG

battle, Catching, Cobblemon, Community, Custom, Earth, Economy, Endless, Entertainment, Exploration, game modes, gaming experience, MCMMO, pixelated, Pixelmon, Plugins, pokemon, Sandbox, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Training, Unique, virtual world

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Eternity is a Minecraft Cobblemon server providing a unique gaming experience that combines the popular sandbox game with the beloved world of Pokemon. Players can explore a vast virtual world filled with pixelated versions of their favorite Pokemon, catching and training them to battle against other players. With a variety of game modes, custom plugins, and a thriving community, Eternity offers endless entertainment for fans of both Minecraft and Pokemon.

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Cuz We Did SMP

bedrock, Cross-Play, Cuz We Did SMP, Economy, Guns, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, PvP, Skills, Survival, survival server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Towns Built:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7

A Ton Of Cool Jobs and Skills.. and the Best Part… we have GUNS!

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Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

Adventurer, age, Character building, character creation, circus, Community, criminal, Discord, Economy, firefighter, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Jobs, journalist, Mayor, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, paramedic, police officer, Requirements, restaurants, Roleplay, Seasons, Vaudeville, Whitelist

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Void Gems Collected:	38
Falling into the Void:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Star Shards Collected:	228	Players Killed by Monsters:	1775
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Towns Built:	6

Vaudeville Minecraft Server

Overview
Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

Features:

Many mods to help immerse you into rp!	Currency Vehicles Over one hundred meals to cook Over one hundred décor items and much more!
Character Building!	Create your character and tell their story! Make a new character every season if you wish!
Seasons!	New Season every 3 months! Economy reset every season! New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
Jobs!	Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city! Be a criminal! Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic! Become the best journalist! Compete with other restaurants! Be an adventurer! And much more!

If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

Click here to join the Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server inclusive?	Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
What happens if someone breaks the rules?	Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
How often are new seasons introduced?	A new season is introduced every 3 months!
Can I have multiple characters?	Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
What kind of jobs can I have on the server?	You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, blocky, Confirmed, Eiichiro Oda, Fish-man District, Fish-Man Island, Fish-man Karate, Fish-men, Grand Line, Luffy, Manga, merfolk, Minecraft, new episodes, one piece, remake, Server, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, Underwater, underwater world, upcoming season

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	8952
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

action-packed, Anime, Character development, emotional, Epic battles, fan favorite, great season, growth, impressive animation, INTENSE, long awaited, memorable, mha, Minecraft, never talk bad, NeverTalkBadAboutMHAAgain, powerful moments, Redemption, satisfying, smp, surprising twists, Thrilling, top-tier entertainment

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Eating disorders, Emotional healing, emotional neglect, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, family trauma, forgiveness, Healing Process, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, parental support, ParentalPwnage, Resentment, self esteem, Server, sibling illness, sibling support, toxic family dynamics, trust issues

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

NoLoansNoProblems

cautious, Colleague, comfort level, cosign, dave ramsey, DEBT, financial decision, financial responsibility, Financial Security, government sector, loan, loan assistance, loan cosigner, loan guilt, loan refusal, loan rejection, NoLoansNoProblems, personal loan, PLATONIC, Trust, working relationship

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Crops Grown:	3180
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Votes:	4977
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Potions Brewed:	42	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

Ancient Art, artisan, artisanal, Craft, Craftsmanship, CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP, creativity, culture, Dedication, Expertise, Handmade, heritage, History, learning, Master, Passion, Practice, skill, talent, Technique, tradition

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Emeralds Found:	3502
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

BlockyBedDisaster

awkward conversation, awkward situation, bad experience, BlockyBedDisaster, cringeworthy experience, disappointing hookup, disappointing night, disastrous date, embarrassing hookup, Embarrassing moment, hookup gone wrong, hookup horror story, regretful encounter, regretful hookup, regretful night, regrettable decision, terrible sex, uncomfortable encounter, worst hookup, worst one night stand, worst sexual experience

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

Abuse, afraid, Conflict, current events, eastern europe, human rights violations, international law, international relations, investigation, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, naked, News, political tension, prisoners of war, russia, russia ukraine conflict, torture, Ukraine, Ukrainian POWs, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Farms Harvested:	417	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!