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Blocky McBlockface

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	296	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

, I’m the captain now of this EPIC Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But that’s not all, oh no! We also have a secret underground base where players can ride on unicorns and battle dragons with lightsabers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Paradise Edition

Adventure, Beach living, central america, Costa Rica, Crafty, Cultural differences, Dream destination, Edition, Escape, expat life, Expatriate experience, France, International living, language barrier, Latin America, living abroad, McCraftface, Nicaragua, Paradise, Pura Vida, Retirement, travel, Tropical living

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5925
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where living in Nicaragua or Costa Rica is better than living in France! Why, you ask? Well, on our server, you can surf on lava instead of water, ride llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Pig that poops out golden apples, and the Chicken Army that will follow you around and protect you from any danger.

So why live in France when you can join our crazy, wacky, and totally INSANE Minecraft server? Sign up now and start your adventure today!

Fuwawa’s Ruffian-Proof Minecraft Server: ‘HOEH??!!’

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6770
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where anything is possible! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious moments.

Ever wanted to see a GIGANTIC chicken try to fit inside a player’s character? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our players are always coming up with the most outrageous challenges and stunts, making every day a new and exciting experience.

And don’t worry, if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like the one mentioned above, our community of RUFFIANS will always have your back. They’re always ready to lend a hand or a sword, whatever the situation calls for!

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

ShockCraft: Where Creepers are the New Cyborgs

ai, classic games, CREEPERS, Cyberpunk, cyborgs, dystopian future, First Person Shooter, Gaming, Gaming Community, Horror, Immersive Sim, Nostalgia, original, remake, retro gaming, Sci Fi, ShockCraft, survival horror, system shock, Technology, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6472
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Buildings Constructed:	42
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, THIS server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Imagine a world where creepers ride on the backs of pigs, zombies break out into dance parties, and Endermen wear top hats and monocles. That’s just a taste of the madness you’ll find on THIS server.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes, ride on the back of a flying llama, and even participate in a potato sack race with the villagers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen.

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Crafty Crackers Minecraft Madness

Conversation, crackers, Crafty, Cultural awareness, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Frustration, hyper-racialization, madness, Minecraft, perspective, perspective shift, prejudice, Race, Social Issues, societal change, societal focus, societal impact, societal norms, societal priorities, societal progress, society, tired

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Potions Brewed:	35
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we banish all talk of race and embrace the true essence of gaming – building, exploring, and having a blast!

Join us for a world where the only color that matters is the color of the blocks you’re placing. No more boring discussions about race, just pure, unadulterated fun!

Imagine a place where you can escape from the real world and dive into a realm of creativity and adventure. That’s what our server offers – a safe haven from all the societal noise.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment or discrimination. Let’s build, mine, and conquer together in a world where race doesn’t even cross our minds!

Crafty Scrolls: Elder LOLs Edition

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with mods, modding guides, and FAQs that will blow your mind. Found a problem? Have a suggestion? Hit us up using the “Contact” button at the top right of the site, because we actually care about your feedback (unlike your ex).

Our server is so lit, we even have an SKSE AE Update tracker to keep you in the loop with all the latest updates. And don’t even get us started on our characters – they’re so cool, they have their own stories that will make you laugh, cry, and question your existence.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Lore and Lore Accessories section to immerse yourself in a world of knowledge and history. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got character sheet workdocs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us on this crazy journey and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some epic loot to show for it. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the adventure begin!

Nightmare-Free Minecraft Fun Zone

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and embark on quests to find the legendary Diamond Unicorn, battle against an army of evil chickens, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine (we’re talking a giant toilet castle here, folks).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Dancing Creeper. Legend has it that if you can catch one, it will teach you the secret dance moves that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a year of non-stop laughs and adventure? Trust us, it’ll be the best decision you’ve ever made (well, besides that one time you accidentally ate a whole cake in one sitting).

FlashbackCraft: Where Creeper Memories Come Back to Haunt You

Anime, anime industry, anime memories, anime nostalgia, anime projects, creeper, crowdfunding, crowdfunding memories, decade ago, failed projects, fathers, fathers memories, FlashbackCraft, Haunt, kickstarter, Kickstarter failures, Kickstarter nostalgia, Memories, Memory, Nostalgia, past, Projects, Reminiscing, Throwback

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Do you remember that time when nine fathers came together to create a server like no other? Well, this is it!

Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a fan of those crappy anime projects from a decade ago. Only by banding together with your fellow players can you save the Minecraft world from his dastardly plans!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride llamas into battle, build castles in the sky, and even challenge the legendary Herobrine to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have!

Blocky Babes and Wacky Wignats Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where Black American women are the biggest wignats! Yes, you heard that right. These fierce ladies are not only saving us, but they are also standing up for us Timmybros.

Join our server for a wild adventure where you can team up with these powerful wignats to conquer the Minecraft world. Build LEGENDARY structures, mine for rare resources, and battle against mobs with the help of these amazing women.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creatures in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Creepers and Cheaters: Forgiveness Edition

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	123
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Villages Defended:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, THIS server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorn battles, zombie dance parties, and creeper fashion shows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Castle, where players can mine for diamonds while being serenaded by singing endermen. And don’t even get us started on the secret rainbow sheep sanctuary hidden deep within our world.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the insanity that awaits you on THIS server! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!