self building Minecraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PixelBabyDaddyPayup

abortion, abortion costs, aunt, Boyfriend, Clinic, Communication, Conflict, cost, decision, disagreement, Financial, manning up, payment, PixelBabyDaddyPayup, Problem, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Situation, stress, Support

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2389	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you and your aunt embark on a quest to get an abortion, but things take a hilarious turn when she changes her mind about footing the bill. Now it’s up to you and your boyfriend to come up with the cash to cover the cost of $589. Will he step up and pay his share, or will he leave you hanging?

With crazy stories like this happening all the time on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between. Who knew abortions could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

SassySheep Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior analysis animal rudeness in nature, animal behavior observations, animal behavior patterns animal rudeness theories, animal characteristics, animal cognition, animal communication abilities, animal communication hypothetical scenarios, animal communication in the wild, animal communication research, animal dominance animal communication skills, Animal emotions, animal hierarchy, animal hierarchy animal rudeness factors, animal instincts animal behavior studies, Animal intelligence, animal interactions animal kingdom, animal language, animal personalities, animal psychology rude behavior, animal rudeness, animal social behavior rudest animals, animal social dynamics, animal vocalizations, Animals, Minecraft, rude animals, SassySheep, smp, Talking Animals

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8558
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only talking, but they are also throwing shade left and right! Join us if you want to witness the drama unfold as the chickens gossip about the pigs, the cows roast the sheep, and the wolves… well, let’s just say they have a lot of opinions about everyone else.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Rude Rabbit, who is known for his sassy comebacks and his love for causing chaos. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Rude Rabbit with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes… or maybe just steal all your diamonds. Who knows?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with talking animals, shady drama, and the chance to meet the one and only Rude Rabbit. Just be prepared to have your feelings hurt by a bunch of pixelated creatures!

RulezRidiculousMC

childhood authority, childhood chores, childhood curfews, childhood discipline, childhood experiences, childhood guidelines, childhood independence, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, childhood obedience, childhood punishments, childhood regulations, childhood restrictions, childhood rules, funny rules, parental control, parental rules, ridiculous rules, RulezRidiculousMC, silly rules, strict parents

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Remember when your parents made you eat your vegetables before you could have dessert? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where the only way you can mine diamonds is if you first build a giant statue of a carrot in the sky! That’s right, on our server, we believe in the power of veggies to fuel your mining adventures.

But that’s not all – we also have a rule that every time you defeat a creeper, you have to do a victory dance in real life and post a video of it in the server chat. It’s like a virtual dance party every time you survive an explosion!

And if you’re looking for some extra challenge, try our special “Lava Parkour” course where you have to jump from one tiny platform to another over a sea of lava. It’s like playing hot lava in real life, but without the risk of actually burning your feet!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and see if you can survive the madness. Who knows, you might just discover that the most ridiculous rules can lead to the most epic adventures!

PsychoCraft: Gut-Brain Adventures

Adventures, brain function, brain-gut connection, cognitive enhancement, gut health, gut-brain axis, GutBrain, holistic health, mental health, microbial mindscapes, Microbiome, microbiota-gut-brain axis, mind over matter, mind-body connection, neurochemistry, neuroscience, pharmacological research, psychedelic compounds, psychedelic therapy, psychedelics, PsychoCraft, psychopharmacology, serotonin receptors

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Divine Spears Created:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4914
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the cows can fly. we have a secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing llamas and singing creepers.

if you join our server, you will be blessed with the ability to shoot diamonds out of your ears and ride on the back of a rainbow-colored ender dragon.

we have a special event every friday where the trees start dancing and the zombies break out into a synchronized thriller dance.

come join us and experience the wildest minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. who needs reality when you can live in our crazy minecraft world?

BoomShackMC Server

90s music, Apache Indian, Boom Shack-A-Lak, Boom Shack-A-Lak lyrics, BoomShackMC, British Asian, British Indian, British reggae, classic hits, dance music, Dancehall, feel-good music, fusion music, High energy songs, indian music, party anthem, Ragga music, Reggae, Server, Stereo, top chart, UK Music

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Love Letters Sent:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
New Chunks Explored:	990187	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a wild west town mixed with a futuristic space station, where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of dancing Apache Indians who will teach you the ancient art of Boom Shack-A-Lak, a secret dance that will unlock hidden treasures and power-ups in the game. But be warned, if you don’t dance well enough, you might anger the gods of Minecraft and face their wrath!

Explore our server and you’ll find hidden caves filled with glittering diamonds, but watch out for the giant chickens guarding them – they’re not your average farm animals! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco dungeon, where skeletons and zombies boogie down to funky beats.

But the real reason to join our server? The epic PvP battles that take place every night under the glow of a neon moon. Fight against other players in insane arenas filled with traps and obstacles, and prove once and for all that you’re the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

GoonCraft SMP: GooningGuru

AMA, anon stroking, anti-depressants, camera stroking, cock ring, drug combinations, GoonCraft, gooning, gooning advice, gooning items, gooning pleasure, gooning setup, GooningGuru, heart risks, lidocaine, Lube, mdma, medication combinations, never cum, numb cock, smp, stroking on discord, viagra

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are dedicated to gooning like never before. What’s gooning, you ask? It’s all about maximizing your pleasure while playing Minecraft, whether it’s through using special items, drugs, or even medication combinations.

Looking to enhance your gooning experience? Some players swear by using a cock ring and lube, while others go to extreme lengths by using lidocaine to numb their cock for longer strokes. Want to last longer without cumming? Try mixing antidepressants into the mix. And for those looking for a wild ride, some players have experimented with MMDA and Viagra – just be careful, it might stop your heart!

But that’s not all – on our server, we even have special Discord channels where players can stroke together on camera. It’s a whole new level of multiplayer experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and get ready to goon like never before. And don’t forget to ask us anything – we’re here to answer all your burning questions!

BlockyContraband

#clandestine activities, BlockyContraband, covert activities, deceptive actions, forbidden pleasures, illegal feeling, illicit sensations, illicit thrills, legal activities, moral gray areas, morally ambiguous behaviors, questionable activities, questionable pleasures, shady dealings, sneaky behaviors, societal norms, suspicious actions, taboo behaviors, under the table dealings, underhanded actions, unethical behavior

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1770

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of building a secret underground base that feels so illegal, you’ll be constantly looking over your virtual shoulder for the Minecraft police! Our server is filled with hidden traps, secret passageways, and mysterious characters that will keep you on your toes at all times. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of diamond blocks! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

7ElevenCraft Minecraft Server

7-eleven, 7ElevenCraft, Acquisition, Business, Canada, Competition, convenience giant, Expansion, International, Japan, market, Minecraft, mull, negotiations, News, parent company, potential deal, Proposal, Retail, Server, strategy, takeover offer, transaction

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Animals Bred:	127	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some blocks and stuff, when suddenly a wild 7-Eleven from Japan appears! and get this, the parent company is like, “yo, Canada convenience giant, you wanna take us over?” and the Canada convenience giant is all like, “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

join our minecraft server and experience the epic battle between the 7-Eleven from Japan and the Canada convenience giant! will they merge peacefully or will it be an all-out war? who knows, man, who knows. but one thing’s for sure, it’s gonna be lit AF.

plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins you’ve ever seen. want to ride a flying pig into battle? done. want to turn all the mobs into dancing llamas? easy peasy. want to build a giant statue of a potato? why the heck not!

so come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the madness takes you. who knows, you might just become the ruler of the 7-Eleven empire or the Canada convenience giant. anything is possible in this wacky, unpredictable minecraft server.

KyivCraft: Modi’s Adventure

Adventure, bilateral relations, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, historical visit., Indian PM, international relations, Kyiv visit, KyivCraft, Modis, Narendra Modi, official visit, Political Visit, russia invasion, South Asia, summit meeting, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, world leaders

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crops Grown:	9665	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

lol you gotta join this epic minecraft server because it’s like the Indian PM visiting Kyiv for the first time since Russia invaded Ukraine – totally unexpected and full of surprises! imagine the chaos and excitement of exploring a world where anything can happen, just like in real life politics. build your own empire and conquer lands like a true world leader, or team up with friends to create alliances and take down your enemies. with epic battles, hidden treasures, and secret alliances waiting for you, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and coming back for more. so join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime in this crazy minecraft world!

DinoNuggetCraft

ANCESTORS, Ancient, CARNIVORES, chickens, DELICIOUS, DinoNuggetCraft, Dinosaurs, Evolution, Food, Fossils, Genetic, History, lineage, meat, nuggets, Poultry, prehistoric, protein, Science, Tasty, theory

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	248
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dinosaur nuggets for days, man. like, imagine chompin’ on dem prehistoric snacks while buildin’ ur epic castle or whatever. plus, we got chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs. like, who needs eggs when u can have shiny rocks, amirite? also, our admin once tamed a creeper and made it his pet. true story, bro. so come on down and join the madness, cuz on this server, anything is possible. even dinosaur nuggets.