Self Assignable MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

lavanderia, bucato, profumato, candeggina, domestico

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us on our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly wizards in disguise. We have epic quests that involve battling dragons, rescuing princesses, and even taming a herd of explosive llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special edition whitening product that will make your character’s armor shine brighter than a disco ball at a rave. You’ll be the envy of all the other players as you strut your stuff in your blindingly beautiful gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be careful not to get too distracted by all the sparkles and unicorns, or you might forget to actually play the game!

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BlockyBits Minecraft Server

PROTESTS, Mansoorpur, Begrajpur Medical College, Minecraft, Harassment

Looking for a Minecraft server that will completely change your gaming experience? Look no further than our server, where you might log in as a noob but log out as a pro – just like Mujahid went to bed as a man but woke up as a woman!

Join us for the most outrageous adventures and surprises that will leave you questioning reality. Our server is so wild, you might even find yourself in a gender-reassignment surgery mini-game without even realizing it! Who needs diamonds and gold when you can have a whole new identity?

But beware, there might be players like Omprakash lurking around, ready to deceive you into crazy quests and challenges. Who knows, you might end up in a court marriage with a fellow player and have your in-game land stolen right from under your pixelated feet!

So, if you’re ready for a gaming experience like no other, join our server now and get ready to be transformed in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, anything can happen in the world of Minecraft – even waking up as a different gender!

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LackCraft Minecraft Server

lack of compassion, lack of respect, lack of awareness, lack of forgiveness, lack of acceptance

A Minecraft server where you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of riding a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely out of diamond blocks! Join us on this server and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, taming a pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers, and participating in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and show the world what true creativity looks like!

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BlockButtAdventures

fetish, pleasure seeking, adventurous sex, personal boundaries, anal sex

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us and discover a world where the best and worst things you’ve put up your ass are just the beginning of the crazy adventures that await you. From diamond pickaxes to enchanted golden apples, there’s no limit to the insanity you’ll encounter on our server. So come on, join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into – just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers!

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CraftyPutin’sKremlin

Conflict, Military, Kim Jong-un, Politics, putin

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin himself warns south korea about arming ukraine? well, this server is the place for u! come join us for some epic gameplay and crazy shenanigans. u never know what will happen next, maybe putin will show up in game and give u a warning too. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

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CatProofOnOff

front placement, computer design, CatProofOnOff, pet owners, user experience

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats rule the world, man. like, they’re the ones in charge and they’re the ones you gotta impress to survive. if you don’t pet enough cats, you get banished to the nether realm, where you gotta fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. but if you show those cats enough love, they’ll grant you magical powers like flying on a broomstick or turning into a giant chicken. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and let the cats decide your fate. meow.

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HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

Edition, substance abuse, memory tasks, addiction, Marijuana

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

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UnityCraft Minecraft Server

Diversity, Homophobia, Community, Respect, marginalized groups

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

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EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

unsuccessful launch, unsuccessful product, unsuccessful, unsuccessful venture, unsuccessful decision

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

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CarCrashSisNoRide

saving up, borrowing car, family, sister, stranded

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

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