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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 2048 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 1384 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
so like, u know how scientists r like, “yo, yogurt is good for ur gut and stuff”? well, we took that to the next level on our minecraft server. we got yogurt that’s been mixed with olive oil by-products to make u super healthy and stuff. like, ur gut will be so happy, it’ll be doing cartwheels and backflips.
join our server for the most epic gut microbiota experience of ur life. u won’t just be building houses and stuff, u’ll be building a healthy gut too. plus, who wouldn’t want to be known as the person with the healthiest gut on the server? it’s like a badge of honor, but for ur stomach.
so come on over and join us. ur gut will thank u, and u’ll have the most insane stories to tell ur friends about how u became the gut microbiota champion of the minecraft world.
