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VegasCraftBash

bachelorette party, Boyfriend, Bridesmaids, celebration, Chip and Dales, compromise, decision, disagreement, Drinking, family, gambling, groomsmen, in-law family, ISOLATED, maid of honour, sister, Support, trip, Understanding, Vegas, VegasCraftBash

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ores Mined:	7822
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Farms Harvested:	992

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a Vegas trip with a disapproving sister and her jealous boyfriend? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life wedding woes.

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. No need to worry about family feuds or bridesmaid betrayals here – just good old-fashioned fun in a blocky world.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs Vegas when you can have a virtual party with your Minecraft pals? Plus, we promise there won’t be any Chip and Dales – unless you count the pixelated chickens roaming around.

FeelingCraft SMP

best feeling, Bliss, Contentment, DELIGHT, ecstasy, elation, euphoria, experienced, FeelingCraft, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, love, overwhelming emotion, Peace, peak experience, Pleasure, satisfaction, Serenity, smp, unforgettable moment

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Towns Built:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, it’s like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

First off, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing with a skeleton DJ. It’s lit, fam.

And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo. We have llamas that can juggle, pigs that can fly (literally), and chickens that lay golden eggs. It’s like a farm on steroids, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a secret treasure hunt with clues hidden in the clouds, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with your friends for bragging rights.

So, if you want to experience the best feeling ever, join our Minecraft SMP server and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

OopsCraft

awkward, blooper, blunder, clumsy, EMBARRASSING, error, Fail, faux pas, Gaffe, Goof, mishap, misstep, mistake, MISTAKES, OopsCraft, oversight, regret, regretful, regrets, screw-up, slip-up

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a friendly villager? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just the beginning of the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally building a house out of TNT or riding a pig off a cliff thinking it was a horse. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server – just be prepared for some epic “I fucked up” moments that will have you laughing for days!

UkrainianUK Minecraft Server

bilateral agreement, Condemnation, Diplomacy, diplomatic backlash, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, global politics, government response, historical alliance, international agreements, International cooperation, international relations, long term partnership, Minecraft, partnership agreement, political tensions, russia, Server, uk, Ukraine, UkrainianUK

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Enchantments Applied:	83	Emeralds Found:	6321
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier alliances than russia and ukraine! our server is so lit, even putin would be jelly. we have a 100-year partnership agreement with the uk, just like in the news but way more epic. join us and be part of the most insane political drama in minecraft history. who needs world peace when you can have world chaos in our server? hurry up before the server explodes with excitement!

SyrianCraft: Refugee Return!

Assad regime, asylum seekers, civil war aftermath, Conflict Resolution, displaced persons, forced displacement, global crisis, government overthrow, human rights violations, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, migration patterns, Political unrest, refugee, Refugee Crisis, refugee resettlement., RETURN, Syria conflict, Syrian refugees, SyrianCraft, united nations, war-torn country

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	222	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8939
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

haha this server is so lit, even Syrian refugees are coming back for more! we got more action than a war zone, but in a fun way! come join us and build your own virtual empire, just like Assad but without all the drama. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies, just like those refugees hiding from the regime. join now and be part of the craziest comeback story since the fall of the Berlin Wall!

PermaFrosty Fun Land

Arctic communities, Arctic region, Arctic residents, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, Co2, ecosystem, environmental impact, Environmental Science, frozen ground, Fun, global threat, greenhouse gases, Implications, Land, melting ice, methane gas, Permafrost, PermaFrosty, research, scientific study, Thawing

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9426
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	8841	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Yo, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s lit AF! We got permafrost soils that are straight up melting, but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun! You can dig up all that CO2 and methane gas and use it to power your epic builds. Plus, we got three million Arctic residents living on the server, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time. Join now and get ready for some icy hot adventures!

LanderYT

Application Process, Community, Coreprotect, Datapacks, Discordsrv, Events, Expectations, Experience, Friendly, join now, LanderYT, LGBTQ, Playstyle, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, shulker boxes, smp, Staff Team, Teleport, texture pack, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	8118
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Welcome to LanderYT SMP
We are the LanderYT SMP, a Minecraft community that started in October 2021 and is looking for more members. We have added some small tweaks to make the server more suitable for everyone.

Tweaks on LanderYT SMP:

Custom texture pack	A few amazing members have created custom items for the server, such as Shop permits from Hermitcraft, custom hats, and weapons. These textures do not affect gameplay.
The only teleport command of /spawn	Only /spawn command is allowed in the overworld to encourage road development.
Datapacks from Hermitcraft	Includes datapacks like Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues, similar to Hermitcraft.
DiscordSRV	Allows communication between Discord and Minecraft chat for easier communication.
CoreProtect	Prevents harm to player experience and ensures a friendly community environment.

About LanderYT SMP:

Events are hosted semi-frequently with rewards like event coins for buying shulker boxes and cosmetic items. The server is 5 months old with a dedicated staff team to maintain peace and harmony.

Application process:

To join the server, you need to fill out a high-effort application form that considers your playstyle, previous server experience, and expectations.

Join us now: Discord LanderYT SMP

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	No, we prefer to keep the server vanilla to maintain a fair and equal playing field for all players.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server and fill out an application form to be considered for membership.
Are there any special rewards for participating in events?	Yes, you can earn event coins to purchase shulker boxes and cosmetic items.
How old is the server?	The server is 5 months old.

Epic Dragon Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, action, Adventure, Akira Toriyama, android 17, Android 18, Anime, Bull, Bull Jr., dragon ball, dragon ball super, Dragon.., Epic, Frieza, goku, Manga, Realm, Saiyan, shonen jump, Super, toei animation, tournament of power, universe survival arc, Vegeta, Z fighters

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	175	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a cow chewing cud? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic bulls and their adorable offspring, Bull Jr.

Join this server for a wild ride of epic proportions! Ride on the back of a bull while battling creepers and zombies, all while listening to the soothing moo of your trusty steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret bull sanctuaries that will make your head spin faster than a cow in a tornado.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the udder madness of Bull and Bull Jr.!

NoobMagnet Minecraft SMP

avoidance, challenge, comfort zone, denial, EASY, fear, habits, laziness, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, NoobMagnet, personal growth, procrastination, productivity, Refuse, reluctance, self improvement, self-discipline, simple tasks, smp, success, Time management

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Bruh, like omg, have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP? It’s like the coolest server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because we have like, the rarest blocks ever. Like, we have diamond blocks just laying around everywhere, it’s insane. And get this, the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more. We have this secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Saturday. And the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on, like how crazy is that? Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him in the enchanted forest.

So like, why wouldn’t you join this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, a no-brainer. Just hop on and join the fun, you won’t regret it. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast.

CreeperFamilyDrama

coping with family, CreeperFamilyDrama, dealing with family decisions, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family empathy, family forgiveness, family love, family loyalty, family relationships, family resilience, family responsibility, family strength, Family Support, family understanding, family unity, Family Values, horrible decisions, supporting family

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of dealing with your family’s questionable life choices? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only bad decision you’ll make is building a house out of dirt blocks! Our server is the perfect place to distract yourself from your family drama and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who only communicates in dad jokes. So if you’re looking for a laugh and a break from reality, join us today!